Predator Badlands fucking rules and I have a newfound crush on Elle Fanning

*shouting from the nearest accessible rooftop* I LOVE WOMEN

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

gotta go fast

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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

this might be a hot take but I feel like Warhammer 40k really needs a slice of life comedy anime.

I really fucking hate how often I get rate limited by discord for doing something as simple as uploading and renaming emojis. dogshit service.

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Old Pikachu

I should not be feeling this shit. I'm fucking great. fuck.

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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

*highly* recommend giving Battlefield 6 a try if you're aching for a good military FPS right now, I'm loving it.

youtube fucked with the layout of the sidebar again and i hate it

i love cats so much

idgaf about ranking Star Wars my enjoyment is almost entirely vibes-based these days

maybe i am going insane

I'm genuinely so upset Fangamer has a plush of my boi Dodogama on pre-order and I can't get it 😭 LOOK AT HIM

why roast your friends and call them slurs yourself when you can get gork to do it for you

I dunno why but there's a little bit of me that's incredibly sus whenever Discord takes a little too long to send a message what are you doing with my message there, big tech company

genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states

breasts

women are so hot, dude

Finally, some good Doctor Who news youtu.be/RfMyjFY52_0

OOOOOOOOOO Labour is planning to FREEZE rail fares for the FIRST TIME IN THIRTY YEARS! Fantastic, now I can continue paying what I've paid all year for trains that are frequently delayed, cancelled and so packed I get a backpack in the face.

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playing some cozy cities skylines 2 www.twitch.tv/bigdarrio

YouTube is straight buggin' I just completely cleared my watch history, but it's acting like I've seen over an hour of this video incredible website, thanks Google

Last year I had the pleasure of writing a very personal Batman story for my dear friend @patricjreynolds.bsky.social A love letter not just to him but everyone who suffers from Imposter Syndrome. That story, Doubt is included in an upcoming B&B collection out Jan 14th & I’m very proud of it.

I 🩷 thick thighs

love that I go to write some alt text and the bluesky app straight up crashes. super cool.

that snow might've been brief but goddamn was it healing for my soul

IT'S SNOWING IT'S SNOWING MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it

it's looking like my greyhound Thor is gonna need surgery and we can't afford the £700-odd we'd need to pay for it. If you can spare anything, I'd really appreciate it.

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I sure do love Battlefield 6's "grounded military aesthetic"

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it's looking like my greyhound Thor is gonna need surgery and we can't afford the £700-odd we'd need to pay for it. If you can spare anything, I'd really appreciate it.

genuinely the funniest article I've read in ages, holy shit

looks shite tbh

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hey - I'm expecting some big bills in the next few weeks and potentially a lot of money in vets bills too. anything you could spare would be incredibly appreciated ko-fi.com/bigdarrio

Before my Question Time appearance, there was an attempt to sabotage the movement we’re building. But the stakes are too high. With inequality rising, child poverty deepening, migrants under attack & an emboldened far-right, we must keep fighting. It’s socialism or barbarism.

do we think crazy frog is a grow-er or a show-er