This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

Heya there! I'm Ivan, Pixelartist from Chile, currently developing the game Everything is Crab. Nice to meet you! 🧙 #PortfolioDay

2016 first pixelarts attempts --> 2026 last pixelart I made for myself 😭time flies

Open for Pixelart commissions! 🎨 -32 USD small chibi characters and 65 USD detailed large characters. -Payment via PayPal only 💵 -Non humanoid characters are ok 🐭 -If interested just DM me :) rt please 🙏 #pixelartist #commissionsopen

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Nevermind

Two for flinching?

Any time I reply or quote anything anymore, I sit on it for a while, and make sure I'm saying anything helpful. I delete more than half of the things I write, because no, they weren't, actually. This one barely passes.

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until there’s a cartoonists union, you need an agent. failing that, run your contract past your peers. if they don’t know what they’re looking at, DM me or another older cartoonist who does.

One of the problems with technology today is if you're a millenial/xennial you remember when tech worked.

it's okay, we have a map...

oops forgot about posting to socials again. here's a friend as a mermaid from a little while ago :)

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オレンジ🍊🍊 #illustration #イラスト

Broke : AI slop on the wall Woke : real art, but mass produced Bespoke : custom commission A leviathan, which shares a common ancestor with my dragons. Amazing commission by @raironu.art, its gonna be on my wall soon 👀

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

I've had my issues with some Lance Storm takes over the years. But holy shit, man... fair enough. I was not expecting to wake up to him popping off w/ the most correct male take on consent re: women that most wrestling fans will ever be privy to. 🤼‍♂️

If you’re a fan of 2CPhoenix’s, Vorratony here has made a lot of art for his server and has made a logo (and more) for me in the past Highly recommend

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Confession

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Three endangered Mexican Wolves getting their first taste of freedom after being released back into the wild. I can't even describe how happy this video makes me. Specially the moment when the three reunite and excitedly greet each other after release.

This is not wrong.

Well blow us down! We've been nominated for MORE #GoldenLobes this year and we wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to the nominations! We've got "Best Earworm", "Beyond The Feed" and "Behind The Scenes Hero" to nervously await the outcome! @cheerfulearful.bsky.social #podcast @giddyauntcomedy.bsky.social

Hey hey! Why not celebrate Stoner's Halloween by listening to our very own take on weed etc etc etc... @elijsilverman Art by @vorratony.bsky.social Ep 420: Four Twenty | CheapShow share.google/1pgYGfBSGNHj... #weed #marijuana

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

Tomodachi life real

I can't even tell you how long it's been since I watched DOGMA. Maybe since I was a teenager? That was certainly when it was most prevalent in my life. I've been putting off this revisit for a very long time. GenreVision was the right way to do it.

In Super Mario Galaxy, waking Mario up from a short nap and not moving will make him look sleepy. Waking up from a long nap will make him look even sleepier. Remarkably, this appears to be entirely unintentional and merely an extremely appropriate bug in the blinking engine.

I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost

Improbably Compatible #oldknees

Bitey

Hold On Tight

Venus

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Like I said…

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Bowser's new trick.

I kinda miss Oekaki Boards... I mean... technically there isn't anything different from what we can do NOW, it's just... something hits different. I guess it's the feeling of being part of a small community of fans and just sharing random doodles and seeing who has the patience to perfect it.

TikTokers are “speedrunning” Scientology buildings in Los Angeles to see how far they can get before being thrown out

"OUT OF THIS DIMENSION"

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely