“They want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice the Pattern”

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8X4...

BOYD CROWDER TO RAYLAN GIVENS IN A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY’RE BOTH DOGS: We dug hole together

putting it out there into the universe that some sort of miraculous series of events to get me out of the south would be soooooo choice

highguard gameplay loop explained

you must feel sexy. you must. it is actually imperative

i bet it feels so good to be the thing from the thing. gotta be so. definitely sensual to be a thing i bet

bro let me hit some of that balm. no it doesn’t have to be gilead whatever u got is fine

minmax is a beautiful name for a girl

laughing auspiciously

PSYCH: cultivator saul goodman isn't real. he can't hurt you CHUCK MCGILL OF KUNLUN SECT: He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't be mad with power! Not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Wading in innocent blood! And he gets to be a core disciple? What a sick joke!

babies see this when they are born

my body feels so hot and not even in a cool sexual way but when you think about it. it could be. depending on your frame of reference

*somewhat feverishly* samwise gamgee is shooting that elven rope

Rage bait the river my friend. Rage bait the trees and the sky above you

"Yew betta watch out mistah Mario, yer gonna need a Purple... B-Buruglar... Alar~m."

book of the new sun

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

x files is so awesome if you like pointing at the screen and going “wow is that (Insert name of character actor)???”

im doing a really good job at not crashing out and im keeping my head up and im smiling. I deserve a gold medal or something for this

I'm trying to fundraise for cost of life things- right now that's meds, toiletries, etc. doodle i watercolored on acid in late 2019 or early 2020, idr, w/ color inversion venmo/paypal is @ktkatte and i have cashtags in dm

[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO] VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door! VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol! [DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]

They’re all making a team to end all the pain and suffering in the world

4 days til it’s screamo again :)

The Deikun Siblings (commission) Watercolor on paper

making various noises

piercing the Barrier

love getting to the end of a spell recipe and it’s like “ok sister time to cast the spell. now the first step is to crack out the handy trithemius’ table” like alright let me go source a plank and start drawing glyphs. anyway so now I have to source a plank and start drawing

*through tears* If your girl HAD long blonde hair *choking* If your girl HAD great tits *pushing through sobs* If your girl hit the High Fly Flow That ain't your girl *sniffles* that WAS MYYY MOMMM 「IWGP Champion」Hiroshi Tanahashi

WAHHHHHH

watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died

8 goddamn years later it finally happened.

KOTA MY BABY BOY LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU

woke up with tummy troubles just in time to watch the retirement match of the people’s mom — hiroshi tanahashi. we love you big dog

new dress

the way delany drops these long winding chains of dialogue while sparingly dropping bizarre and unsettling images (kid catching extraterrestrial flashes of light out of the corner of his eye, the red eyes) that go otherwise unremarked on and are brusquely moved past is. yeah.

had a dream I found a unique and strange book of poetry. there was a very heavy hornet chewing on my hand and I started a fire with a lit cigarette

started reading dhalgren on a whim roughly 6 hours ago and was immediately hit by a dark geas which left me spatiotemporally locked in a strange city. i am very disoriented and sleepy

*phoenix down voice* they’re called monks because of their reverence to the monad

photo of tummy

an altar

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

girl who is very much alive