hey

good morning

When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable. I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever. paypal.me/CurtisBonds...

its a shame deathverse died for that sequel lol

You have my attention now

lol

I took off my bra and my tits felt so heavy

they’re saying this to me

Computer Time

[C] for Redautumns

I have 430+ skins and 430+ emotes in fortnite and like 1000+ hours and have been playing the game since i was like 17 but every day as more games just become fortnite and have 100 ips crossover in them I look at my fortnite locker and put a revolver in my mouth and start screaming

idk

I always asked what the point of crocs was but turns out they made these fuckers for my type of feet

they felt too good

wait crocs….I was not familiar with your game

no way

Look i’m going to be real I don’t really care if the pills and vaccines are making me an r word i’d rather that than dying in the most terrible way possible feeling the worst i ever felt

hi

breast attack

so high

lawyer tried eviscerating people so we had to call. the girls

Glitch Production is kinda chopped

The Amazing Digital Circus is a Nick Jr Adult Show

youtu.be/0JZsCLfKBHA?... I watched all of Digital Circus so far and everytime a sad scene played i played this and everyone laughed everytime

Not since he left us

people getting horny over that goofy ass bird sprite

my belly pushed against a window while i was holding it and it made me burp

About to move HEAVY ASS WINDOWS!!!!

Morning

I had a whole carton of ice cream just now

very annoying to spend years trying to convince people to stop saying shit like 'the game sucks because it's on Unity' because game engines don't work that way and then every single Unreal Engine 5 Game is actually exactly like that

i feel crazy

Whats JD Vance doing for fat women?

[pledge] Poor Yubee, she was rudely awakened at 3AM by her malnourished belly demanding a quick snack

hi

my whole free night wasted man on my mom having some allergic reaction to something she probably shouldn’t have been using

my mom sucks man

Karlene: What the hell is funny about it!?-- w-well, he bought me a drink first! I- i think that says quite a lot. Thank you very much. Bennie: ...Well, if you think it says a lot, go talk to him. Karlene: wh- g- Are you fucking crazy? Absolutely not! Im not drunk enough to be confident yet...

yeah you can tell thats lancers themr

toby FOX

sits on you

peep the new handle

hi

look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

Freischütz EGO Outis for a bbwchan anon. Magic Bullet is such a good design but the coat is bad for fat stuff since its proper coverage, so I had to get creative with the pose

wasted