No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

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The rules have changed. Mike Johnson wants to wait until the official results come in October 14th to swear in Grijalva.

listen I am NOT a military security expert but I HAVE seen “Star Trek: Into Darkness” fourteen times aren’t there generally, like. pretty good reasons. why you avoid bringing in all your biggest military leaders from all over the world and then announcing exactly what building they’ll be in when

Production on Spaceballs 2 has now officially begun. And they released a photo from the table read, just like Lucasfilm did for The Force Awakens (2015). 😁

Amelia Earhart wasn't good with radios and this led to her being unable to communicate effectively with the Naval vessels supporting her trip, causing her to run out of fuel and crash into the ocean. Since the public is unfamiliar with 1930s radio tech, he could probably spin it to blame the Navy.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

As I noted in a post yesterday ... One of the goals of the Network State ghouls is to exploit places like Argentina as initial bastions of their "new world order". Just like they tried in El Salvador with Bukele. Milei is their boy. They don't give a shit about Argentinians. That's it.

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We have always been at war with IKEA.

I’m sorry but it offends ME to hear people say the former VICE PRESIDENT, US Senator, and ATTORNEY GENERAL of California was unqualified to be president. Please go to hell

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...shouldn't that be "somos latinos"? In Spanish adjectives have singular/plural agreement with the nouns they modify.

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This is very weird:

A mandatory gathering of all of the US military commanders in the same place at the same time is so horrifying from an OpSec perspective that it almost defies belief it is happening. The meeting itself strikes me as a national security threat, and attendance alone is a kind of loyalty test.

⚠️ More power consolidation of the most dangerous type: “Hegseth has ordered hundreds of the U.S. military’s generals and admirals to gather on short notice…next week, sowing confusion and alarm after the Trump administration’s firing of numerous senior leaders this year.” 🎁🔗 wapo.st/4nidndf

JD Vance is going to be really conflicted about this 30% tariff on upholstered furniture.

Apparently this will be screened for one day only in independent theaters in Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Portland, and Chicago. I can't find a reliable theater listing - let me know if you do! #JeffreyEpstein #BadPedophile

I’m asking Republicans to hold a public vote on banning assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, because that’s what the majority of Minnesotans want to see.

It was inevitable that a Trump target was indicted. I'm grateful it is someone who cashed in with a hedge fund first.

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Here's the ABC story that was the first to confirm Jim Comey's indictment. Please make sure to cite it, especially given ... everything. abcnews.go.com/US/former-fb...

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

sorry "end most home delivery, but the elderly and etc can apply for exceptions to the rule" sorry my eyes are rolling out the back of my head and I'm turning into a wasteland entity sorry

I'm fucking speechless at the notion of "we now plan to end all home delivery within 4-9 years" wtf did you expect the union to do in response, bring you lemonade

man I just ordered FAB and Digimon singles but holy fuck this strike is justified www.thestar.com/business/pos...

It’s not a ballroom. It’s a temple—a temple for the elite to visit and pay homage to Trump by their presence, even after his death. The overwhelming size and aesthetic are both fascist.

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Please do not tell small artists and nonprofits based in the US that you are thinking about abstaining from buying stuff from us because of the Trump administration. We also do not like that guy! You can just...not tell us! It feels like being kicked when we're already down, ya know?

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Eeeeeee

there’s also some real cool glassy-eyed leopards, turkeys, and linsangs (??)

it’s from this work, as seen as the nice new Royal Collection museum in Madrid:

spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting

The reaction to the CK shooting has been especially interesting because that was a truly horrific death that many people watched—and they tried HARD to turn that into something different than it was (and, in fact, are still trying).

Oh yeah I don’t think we’re by any means out of the woods or safe, but it is interesting that they keep whiffing these.

I do take comfort from the apparent lack of stickiness of the regime’s efforts in this regard, but I also feel apprehensive because something will likely stick eventually if you throw enough inflammatory spaghetti at the wall. (Please excuse the mixed metaphors, lol.)

From the Neues Museum in Berlin:

There is currently a debate about taxing the ultra-rich in France, so we are seeing and hearing them directly much more than usual in the media. And the least I can say is that they are entirely consistent with the negative image I had of them. 😅

They've lost the 9yos

So I have a goofy headcanon that Robert Redford’s characters from ‘Three Days of the Condor’, ‘Captain America’, and ‘Spy Game’ are all the same guy — and also fits into ‘Sneakers’ if you understand that he is played NOT by Redford there but by Sidney Poitier. 1/11

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers

Happy Rapture Day! I mean Tuesday youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Kimmel lists NASHVILLE among the cities where Nexstar’s @wkrntv is keeping him off the air

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

As John Oliver said — “f*ck you, make me”