THE ACKROOMS

Criterion sale haul.

hush little baby don’t say a word grandpa’s gonna get you an exploding bird

Streep. She’d put her own gloss on it but she’d help realize our vision.

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

You’ve aphexed your last twin.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

the reason we need pride nights is so that people like me (queer enby) don't have to be closeted for their fucking safety when they're covering goddamn baseball games. that's all.

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

Jerry Lucas! www.82-0.com/share?id=Jxk...

Trump: I got a band! Young MC: What’s your band got to do with me?

Joe Rogan cooked my surrogate uncle’s brain and he went from a happily married guy to a divorced sad sack with three DUIs in less than two years.

SALEM at SXSW in 2010 From the band’s Wikipedia- “In 2020, Steven Hyden wrote for Uproxx that it was ‘one of the worst and least competent musical performances by a supposedly professional act to happen in the early 21st century.’”

This girl is on foyer.

RIP to a brave, beloved dude. Too young!

Hacking canvas? What do they think this is, the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in 1990.

I saw her in 2005 and I thought she was the future. I was very right and very wrong.

Little jazz quartet playing at Carkeek Park.

[papa roach, “last resort”] shai gilgeous-alexander chet holmgren, luguentz dort

Lincoln: the slaveholders’ definition of liberty comes from “the wolf’s dictionary”

“Hey Wemban-Mama.” This might be too niche.

Your 2026 World Champion Atlanta Hawks

Madonna has the most dance floor classics. This site is full of wallflowers.

A waterspout just moved over Puget Sound and was visible from Seattle. It appeared to be spawned by a mesoscale convective vortex. Source: imgur.com/a/seattle-wa...

The Mariners are now 4-0 since the Ichiro statue’s bat broke

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Melania: I naver had a relationshep weeth Jaffrey Apstein *pulls off mask* Melania: Because I arm Jaffrey Arpstein

....this...this is a story that's worth researching.

Easter Croques Madame

There is a lot to like in North Carolina, and all of it is outside of Charlotte.

Someone sent me this.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

your grandparents voting for reagan

if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things

Lake Forest Park, WA

Serious Eats red wine braised short ribs. Polenta with too much parm.

Rivendale

🎶 Sound of Music 🎶 How do you solve a problem like Benyama?

bot or not dot com

Antelope Island. The island in the middle of the Great Salt Lake. There’s a buffalo herd that has lived there since the 19th century. It was pretty nifty and it is gravely threatened by climate change.

pete hegseth sweating in a leprechaun costume promising those "foolish enough to come after [his] lucky charms" will be met with "never before seen" marshmallow shapes. smirking and chopping the air with his hands as he says "play stupid games, win stupid prizes." the prizes are from Pixar's Hoppers

/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Girl Dad"

We’re replacing all of our bowls and most of our plates with Mariner ferries.

I may be paranoid, but I’m not an android.

I had Thanksgiving dinner with Tony Horton (the P90x guy). He talked shit about carbs which was completely inappropriate given the occasion.

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either