The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Grabbed a case of wine off of a high shelf. Thought it held half as many bottles as it did. Tore a muscle in my back, couldn’t walk for a week, still hurts sometimes 15 years later.

First time in weeks I get to use the 🍑 emoji and it ain't about Heated Rivalry. IYKYK #GoDucks

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Merry Crabsmas from MLfaM!

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

A worm. In a brain. On anti-parasitics.

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

Cuomover

Been cooking. Made bulgogi tonight for the first time. Banger.

Danny - Did you send flowers? Rusty - Dated his wife for a little while.

Finally, a uniform that pays tribute to Utah's air quality.

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Spending the extra couple bucks on League Pass so I can watch halftime shows instead of ads is the best bang for my buck in entertainment.

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Goodnight

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Failed Roux => Proper Roux => Gumbo 1.1

I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense. We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Me when I just found a naval combat game on Steam that lets you design a custom boat

Drive a Kompressor / Rate My Professor

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Legit one of the greatest Utahns of all time. Fell for the state while filming Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Moved there and started the Sundance Institute and Film Festival. Spent the whole rest of his life advocating for preserving its beauty.

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

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Been cooking.

Interviewed Kevin from Of Montreal on air for my college radio station and broadcast a mini acoustic set right as Hissing Fauna came out.

any halfway decent journalist should ask Newsom "why is 19 too young to receive lifesaving medical treatment but not too young to date you"

My dad went to a NIN show in 94 with his buddy. They were almost 40 at the time. Kids in front of them turned and asked them if they were NIN fans. My dad said: “NINE INCH NAILS?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEAD SHOW!”

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. Friedrich Nietzsche

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. Friedrich Nietzsche

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

Sunday grilled oyster.

Dirk showing up to the game with a plate wrapped in foil is an all time NBA image.

/Paul Banks voice "Cheese wife/date night/we need some shredded cheese so she can/eat to-niiiiight"

[whispers provocatively] the 1850 fugitive slave act is the model: reactionaries have the right to extend their authority across state lines, and their opponents have to actively assist them

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

LAPD sweeping people out of the MOCA parking lot- I’ll follow up, I believe that’s private property? Mural says “who is beyond the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose…” etc.

Seed Dagger

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Idea: If a player makes the challenge sign then it triggers a challenge.