pete hegseth sweating in a leprechaun costume promising those "foolish enough to come after [his] lucky charms" will be met with "never before seen" marshmallow shapes. smirking and chopping the air with his hands as he says "play stupid games, win stupid prizes." the prizes are from Pixar's Hoppers

/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Girl Dad"

We’re replacing all of our bowls and most of our plates with Mariner ferries.

I may be paranoid, but I’m not an android.

I had Thanksgiving dinner with Tony Horton (the P90x guy). He talked shit about carbs which was completely inappropriate given the occasion.

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

"I realized: ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

Hilary Knight’s Seattle homecoming. Sold out Climate Pledge!

Gates Foundation Researching Cure for Associating with Pedophile: tinyurl.com/3rzbw36h

To be fair to Secretary Chavez-DeRemer, Portland’s strip clubs are an important part of the local culture. West Coast Atlanta.

Advertise your account with a gif

Hawks fans have filled the trains hours ahead of the parade. RIP my commute.

Don’t waste Your time On me I’m already A fascist piece of shit

Playoff PED

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Adam Sandler's gonna have to give Rob Schneider's ex-wife roles in half his future movies

Pretty dope that my local video store happens to be the best video store on the planet.

Shuckboy

Any notion of American exceptionalism, any provisional belief that this country had evolved beyond its blood-soaked origins of exploitation & expropriation and constitutionally sanctioned terror has long been exhausted. We're the envy of none: a violent & dim monster off his meds, all terror & greed

Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."

BRB, running through a wall. SCO.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Grabbed a case of wine off of a high shelf. Thought it held half as many bottles as it did. Tore a muscle in my back, couldn’t walk for a week, still hurts sometimes 15 years later.

First time in weeks I get to use the 🍑 emoji and it ain't about Heated Rivalry. IYKYK #GoDucks

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Merry Crabsmas from MLfaM!

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

A worm. In a brain. On anti-parasitics.

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

Cuomover

Been cooking. Made bulgogi tonight for the first time. Banger.

Danny - Did you send flowers? Rusty - Dated his wife for a little while.

Finally, a uniform that pays tribute to Utah's air quality.

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Spending the extra couple bucks on League Pass so I can watch halftime shows instead of ads is the best bang for my buck in entertainment.

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Goodnight

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Failed Roux => Proper Roux => Gumbo 1.1