What having more money than sense looks like.

Disqualify people. Allow people to disqualify themselves. Don’t give them the answers to the test because you want them to win. Allow people to disqualify you. We won’t all vibe. Get from around the people you don’t want the spot. Find your people and where you belong.

Hey y’all. Glad to see not much has changed lol.

I low-key heard the stadium all the way from my house on that kickoff return 😂

My college best friend is divorced because she fucked another manager at the call center.

Work! I’m meant to have a life of leisure & be luxuriating…

Sunset 🌅 think I broke my big toe going up to the roof to get this but it was worth it 😎 #DC

It means they never even saw you as a friend at all.

Correct. Niggas willing to not make money, lose money, friends and whatever else because they wanna fuck on women all the time will never not be funny to me. Niggas be WEAK.

That man fucked up his family and tens of millions of dollars over something he could’ve gotten countless other places, including and especially home, if it’s that serious.

Gentlemen, you have to practice sexual discipline. The lack thereof will cost you everything.

I would never wanna be stupid but it does look like a more “peaceful” existence from the outside looking in.

Growing up in the house party era is something I will forever be grateful for. True definition of making something out of nothing because if you had a bottle, playing cards, and some speakers it was UP.

Bout to reboot my whole soul over this 4 day weekend

♫ bottoms up sunshine, Love Potion No. 9 ♫

How you get 'em is how you lose 'em

Anyways yall look at A’ja 😮‍💨

Emoji placement is the greatest indicator of age

Well damn

Audi Crooks has a fan in me.

Seriously? Cremate yourself if you want to be environmentally friendly. Making folks read your funeral program on their phone is next level of telling your friends to fuck off. And your nana? The code will make her cry because she doesn’t know that shit.

I know Funes are expensive. But carry yo ass down to the FedEx/Kinkos, Staples, Office Max, and have copies of the program made. Don't do that QR code shit.

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I ain’t gotta flex when they can see the muscle.

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Bet that

The year is 1998, and you're buying a Gateway 2000:

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There have been scattered moments of joy, as there always are, but 2025 been a whole hoe outchea.

Nah they ain’t even close to the same word 😂😂

Tonight’s timing 🥃

My father married a bitch who grew up a Jehovahs Witness and be crying on my phone bout how he dont get gifts like what the fuck that got to do with me Byron?

“I’m supposed to get everything i require in a relationship without a single ounce of consideration or change for my partner. Make me happy or die.”

The more time i spend on social media, the more i realize the (men and women) ideas around love/sex on here are ass.

The pen game is nice, the singing is tight, and it’s produced and arranged like a ready to launch track. I fuck with it 💪🏾

If Pat Mahomes wants his abilities back then he’s gotta return with a Caesar and waves next season.

least she pullt him to the side…

She sells seashells by the sea shore

I think my face’s default settings always makes me look like I’m up to something.

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It scientifically makes the food taste better

I’m allot myself 2-3 days a month to come on here and punch with y’all.

Catching twerk in the kitchen >>>>>>>>>

Why does “Santa Baby” exist? Who decided we need a fake sultry Christmas song?

My favorite eater:

Y’all really did that 🤌🏾

I don’t work again until December.

a real eater:

Next year, I’m getting either a Cirrus SF50 or a Pilatus PC-12 #iCare