Neo getting distracted by a red cybertruck in the simulation and getting run over by a black BMW

@jonbois.bsky.social watching speed skating

@keptsimple.bsky.social did you see that Canada got caught cheating badly on a curling competition? They're taking cues from their ad agencies

Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth ! Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄

[Mark knopfler voice] Creole

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

😎

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."

Trickle-down taconomics

Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!

*Patrick Bateman voice* oh hold up, time to lock in

From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File

I will believe the zoomers are serious about y2k fashion when they bring these guys back.

This mf said Toyko

Aliens had advanced interstellar transportation tech, but also used Cow Tools

@mtsw.bsky.social police take Faberge egg

Writing done prior to November 2022 is going to be like low-background steel

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

Now and then I check twitter, and I cannot understand why smart, thoughtful people would still post on that platform @weisenthal.bsky.social

What’s next, quadruply robust estimators?

Hockey rink should have 90 degree corners instead of big curves. Make them scrounge around for the puck when it goes over there

Pathetic—I hate soup www.bbc.com/news/world-a...

I'll say!

It’s the guy from the 1965 bob dylan press conference.

How does employer access to prisoners’ labor through work release impact the well-being of those workers & of free workers? New working paper by Sue Helper, Suresh Naidu, Akseli Palomaki, Adam Reich, + me provides evidence, focus on auto manufacturing in AL #EconSky papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

It’s like what’s next, $20 an hour?

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social Not an exaggeration to say that bollards are a pillar of our democracy

I can't find it anywhere on the internet anymore, so posting one of my fav @ryanpequin.bsky.social comics. "Big Coffee Comix"

Every single report to shareholders from a large REIT includes something about how it's great that market-rate multifamily housing isn't getting built in high-cost coastal cities because the shortage is what allows them to rent gouge.

Optimal air fryer tofu packing arrangement

[E-40 voice] Anatoly Karpov

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

Who else up boring through they polyhedra

Mariners montage where every time Naylor gets hit in the head he starts coming up with increasingly genius play ideas

the only time i was in key west, we went on a ghost tour, and midway through the tour our guide got confronted on the street by a dude he owed money to. there was a lot of hushed "please don't do this right now i'm at work" type conversation going on. the rest of the tour felt different

Excuse me miss, may I ecstatic dance with your dog?

I love u, Mariners 🥰

Guy who has only listened to Odd Lots, adjudicating a dispute between his two kids: Getting a lot of 'Delaware court of chancery' vibes from this...

NYT finally found their active voice to describe the kidnapping/disappearing of people the government doesn't like.

"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected." - Jon Bois

Imagine if the German post office had built a nuke during WWII

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13