"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected." - Jon Bois

Imagine if the German post office had built a nuke during WWII

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Lol

Well you can tell by the way I walk and walk / Hey I'm walkin' man / I'm trying to walk

Please, "the promoter for Capitol Wrestling Corporation (CWC)" was my father's name. Call me Vince

Jiro (from Jiro Dreams of Sushi): please Colin, you have to rinse your rice before you cook it. Me: I’m sorry Jiro but I won’t do that. I don’t want to.

proprioception was a mistake. why should I know where my limbs happen to be at any given time. how is that any of my business

(e40 voice) Garbage can

Sneako’s Lament

[E-40 voice] Do your ears hang low? (Nope) Do they wobble to and fro? (Yep)

How it started / how it's going

They should let you park your car on the warning track at baseball games like it's a drive-in theater. And you should be allowed to honk

[E-40 voice] Gorman kalkite

Making pancakes for my daughters 9th birthday sleepover. How many dad points do I get?

Persimmon looking like a damn Lorenz attractor

Change in Headline

@afraidofwasps.bsky.social I can’t read anything about Jay Leno without thinking of the ball peen hammer tweet lol bsky.app/profile/dumb...

When my squadron uses Mustard Gas: I love Mustard Gas When mustard gas is used against us: Wow... I hate Mustard gas Lowkey

*E-40 voice* Yevgeny Prigozhin

🎶 Chicken man dies baby that’s a fact Maybe chicken man that dies, some day comes back 🎶

the ad where the woman asks her facebook ai to give her "conversation starters about moby dick" at a party is driving me crazy because it's totally insane. it's an insane thing to do, or think someone will do, or imagine someone doing.

A tesla with a single bike tray on the back

Same vibes...

I hate this guy

Connect Four: the thinking man's Go

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

Just renewed my drivers license, in and out of the DMV in 10 minutes. Love my well functioning state institutions and helpful employees. #society

We’ve all got that one friend on crutches who wants to attack a beehive

Listened to Blood on the Tracks again

I love Microsoft artificial intelligence!

Every time the royal family is in the news I remember this, the funniest video of all time (sound on)

How destroying 10,000 homes at the top of the market causes rents to balloon all the way down the income ladder should feel intuitive and yet people resist the idea that building new homes at the top of the market can lower rents for middle class people even tho its the same process in reverse

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- America's Next Top Bailiff - Project Bailiff - America's Got Bailiff The fact that these show titles sound ridiculous says something about our country

now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos

“Colby cheese is similar to cheddar cheese but does not undergo the cheddaring process”

Both highways & transit are way too expensive to build in the U.S. (a subject for another post) but only transit gets torn apart for cost overruns & is thus deemed unworthy of getting built. Very few say “don’t build highways because they cost too much.” The highways just get built.

Bro I love your calm demeanor. Just one question though: does it belie a storm brewing within?

the Hudsucker Proxy is just what happens in Dark City during the daytime

Thank you instagram

Just remembered this map I made a while ago. USATRADE data breaks things down by 'import districts' but I couldn't find a map of which port is in which district. Not sure who would find this helpful, maybe @ryanradia.com ?

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