I'm chomping at the bit for this fuckin kneecap album to come out

the first step to a good solid writing practice is establishing some kind of accountability system. the second step is establishing a backup accountability system for when you inevitably figure out how to evade the first one. the third step? you guessed it: jerking off

Finally made an itabag, honey.

Thompson's hematologist at Johns Hopkins, Dr. Robert A. Brodsky, published a study revealing that the research now has an overall 94% disease-free survival rate. "[A cure is now] available to the majority, almost the entirety, of sickle cell patients.” #GoodNews #BlackSky 🌱

My bio isn't going over well on Tinder but I figure honesty is the best policy

You know the Grinch? That freaking nutjob that goes around stealing Christmas? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole holiday celebration— it's a trap.

Do YOU want to spend $3.24 on meticulously handcrafted romantic comedy #VisualNovel during this #SteamSpringSale? Do YOU want to support the dreams of a tiny #IndieDev? Are YOU maybe even a #Furry who loves #Possums? Well, buddy, have I got a game for you… store.steampowered.com/app/3995450/...

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Don't read PinkNews. Don't click or share their posts If they want reporter free news it can be consumed by a reader-free audience

i've been playing these violent video games for too long. what have i become.

if everyone involved doesn't cum then its not really sex imho its just some bullshit

some greggs and a tim

I am ready to learn

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If AI has impacted your job or the way you work, share your story at [email protected]. I'll protect your identity as I would any source—stories can be shared anonymously. Next, I'm hoping to hear from healthcare workers: nurses, doctors, therapists, hospital workers, techs, admin, and beyond

We’re just innocent men

he starts shaking like a dryer with a brick inside when he's told the awful thing he just said. not a real human; next.

okayyyyyyyyyyy!!!

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Chicago wind gauge

We are 2 days away from Oscar.

I've got some questions for anyone who works in the health insurance industry: 1. Where the fuck do you get off? 2. Go to hell 3. You are making life worse for everyone 4. I hope your loved ones regret knowing you

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

Went to an exhibit last weekend that included a bunch of character sheets and animation cells and promotional materials from Looney Tunes history and it was amazing.

It is Oscar Season and to get in the mood we are doing a free rewatch of last year's 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special! Whether you are an On Cinema Completionist or it is your first time getting a taste of the HEI Life, there is room for everyone at Movie House.

Battle it out with over 60 selectable fighters from across the Dostoevskyverse

I need you all to show up. I want us to have a thousand people there if not more.

Artists! I am looking for a Jewish illustrator for a middle-grade project focusing on Jewish history, practice, and culture. If your style feels fun, MG-appropriate, and both editorial & narrative, please drop a link or DM! (And editor & agent friends, if you have someone to rec, it's appreciated!)

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

It makes me so happy to see a new Steam review for my silly little #VisualNovel, POSSUM BOY!: The Ballad of Joey Virginia. Folks seem to like it a lot… maybe you will, too??? store.steampowered.com/app/3995450/...

Lesbian Queen Latifah Stealing Money!!! Vote for F. Gary Gray (3)! blankcheckpod.com/march-madness

It's Christmas in Tinseltown!

fuck yall we gotta start hitting the theaters NOWWWW

No discount code expires with @kansascitydsa.bsky.social so long as we have the funds linktr.ee/kcdsa

Blind Alley No. 421

Browser Super Monkey Ball now has online multiplayer! (And a few other things.) Play now!

happy birthday to my thing

Don't miss the news that an Israeli missile destroyed an Iranian girls' primary school, murdering at least 25 girls between 7 and 12 years old. At this point it might just be muscle memory for the Israeli military. www.middleeasteye.net/news/least-2...

my bridgerton hot takes: - franchesca needs to lez out - eloise is a trans man - colin bridgerton should be put down like the rabid dog he is

all of society should be built around sitting on a patio and smoking

Fallout NPC who just maintains the vault's Plex Server.

They shot a 14 year old child. Then blocked the ambulance reaching him. Then laughed as they watched him die. This is what the IOF does every day - murder children with impunity and laugh as they do it. tinyurl.com/3chsh2rc