IT'S CALLED XBOX, COOP

Happy AAPI month to all the white women who co-opt south Asian culture for clout online! 🧿🪬

Everyone going to Acen, take a shot of Malört for me

Spotted on Tumblr…

Desperate Housewives has an executive producer named Matt Berry, and I know it's not -that- one, but every time I see his name flash on screen my brain just goes

Ngl, post timeskip look suits me well

Crunchwrap Supreme + Baja Blast 🌮🔔

This popped off on Threads, and seeing the replies and QRTs from the dumbest people alive is like microdosing golden age Twitter for me

I'm getting Lestat summer and Sauron autumn. This really is my year.

I just want to know if Sephiroth has a hair care routine

I swear Pavitr is responsible for white people saying "chai tea" less, and he's a hero for that

I love this goofy girl so much

Happy Mother’s Day

God, I feel like I have a few, but I think the most useful is that I'm very functional pretty much immediately after waking up, even if it's on minimal sleep or hungover. It was useful during call in residency, but more practically, it means I'm the one who makes brunch plans after a night out

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILVES

crankin hog or hogly crankin?

Love to be caught between the rapid influx of anxiety about hantavirus being the next pandemic (it won't) and covid deniers preemptively saying they wouldn't take necessary precautions if it were (go fuck yourselves)

Love that Crow movie where the one guy comes back to life call that Brandon Lee Mulligan

Hamilton except he’s really into Ozempic “I am not throwing away my shot”

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

iceland???

ayo they got a hentai virus now??

People are already starting to freak out about Hantavirus so here's an MD and immunologist talking about it www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkW489XM/

Curb deez nutz old man, huff my fuckin farts

My insta ads really said "what if you had more of a sith vibe at work?"

How working in primary care has me feeling

Now hold on a minute son let me see what ya got there. I say I say, what ya got here is blood runes! Wicked sigils, son, ya see? You're never gonna read it like that. You need innocent blood, see? A suckling babe, boy!

Hell yeah, I love Annihilation

Hi my girlfriend is so pretty and it rules that I get to go to brunch with her whenever I want

happy AAPI month

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

Game of all time

The existence of Lyonel Baratheon justifies the entire existence of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms tbh

Happy AAPI month! Since no one seems to be particularly interested in stopping asian hate, I've decided that it's my right as an asian to be a bigger hater in general

ladies, can I get a hell yeah for quinoa?

Had to fight Paul Rudd and Roronoa Zoro for @thesamethyst.bsky.social's love

I miss the way everyone decorated their apartments when I was in college. Without exception, they all looked like shit in retrospect, but I love the charm they had

Put the Jersey Shore cast in the library of congress

they're making beautiful people with interesting hobbies work 40 hours a week

I have absolutely slept with people who were delusional, yes

A new study in BMJ Open found that popular AI chatbots frequently produced problematic responses to health & medical questions, including fabricated citations & answers delivered with confidence & certainty even when they were incorrect. @nbtiller.bsky.social www.medpagetoday.com/practicemana...

I'll be honest, I spent a good year or so thinking that 3 Body Problem was some romantic drama about a situationship involving three people

I know it's shocking considering who I am as a person, but I've never seen the Devil Wears Prada. I am fixing that tonight

We all should have made more jokes about Charlie Kirk when he died actually

vapes together strong