a tool I use very frequently at work got some extremely obstructive gen-AI bullshit slipped into it as part of their monthly updatetoday, and I’ve spent most of the day being Full Body Pissed Off watching the people that manage this tool coming up with sniveling little excuses not to disable it

This pretty much sums it up: 1/2

[thirstiest human being ever voice] ohhhhhh I wish i had a way to play my computer games portablyyyyyy

i need a gang of robloxian, broad shouldered individuals of any identity to take up an entire row with me at the north charleston sonic concert

Background/UI designer Yoshio Nishimura (Dragon's Crown, Odin's Sphere, Muramasa, 13 Sentinels) branches off on his own, becomes a farmer, and shows back up half a decade later with a self-produced JRPG that takes place inside of a fictional set of TTRPG books? That's a guaranteed day one pick-up.

explore your body in the all new ford bronco

the 007 game is like if IO said “we can make hitman absolution but good this time” and then forgot to make agent 47 bald

a proper sword and magic job in ff14 would be so cool [paladin walks into frame] not like that [dark knight walks into frame] not like that [red mage walks into frame] not like that

72 hours into my second attempt at a BG3 playthrough and I am -finally- past where I stopped originally and finally seeing new things again

What a man. A dragon-man.

he don’t do nothin around here

Have a Happy “It’s Sunday and everyone is happy!” Day!

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

I think this is one of the best designed little thangs ever

🪐welcome to the next level🪐 june's sticker club is here! please be signed up to my patreon before the end of may to receive this sticker. thank you! www.patreon.com/c/meeksnpoke

today’s moral quandary is spending 11 dollars usd to fix my ff11 freak’s face

You thought this was a rabbit??? #racoart #pooh

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

it's the greatest day

*throws you around the room with my mind powers*

“lay on the bed and nothing will happen” the face and words of a man who is about to lure me into a 2 hour nap for no fucking reason

what we getting into today gang

the pendulum of ideal trips swings back and forth between "groupchat trip to some convention somewhere" and "groupchat beach trip in a town nobody lives in"

is it socially acceptable to start slandering legend players in ffxiv again

never missing work for being sick ever again, I’m just coming in with my butt hanging off next time

cat who got lost in san d'oria for 5 hours

here's a picture of veri in case you wanted to look at her

*gasp* a visitor

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

[unskippable cutscene triggers] hey what’s up

feeling fine through the work week and then getting sick the second the weekend starts feels like being cursed by a sworn enemy

[one bloodshot eye] they got ganjavirus now

TSA doesn’t even beg to touch your cock anymore they just look at your ID like this

there’s nothing more embarrassing in this world than a big corporation asking you for money “uuuuu we’re just a lil ol national bank we need your 300 dollars for your cwedit cawd payment” shut UP bitch you’re the money factory you HAVE money already

Do people still play Balatro enough that this idea is worth revisiting #sparkleonraven

it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.

oops

halmarut

lrt if anyones going to combo breaker I have one request

Here’s the full Sakura sticker set reveal! You can get your hands on these soon so come see meeeeee!!! 💜🌸

slept weird and i’m 30+

wow it feels so good to be here at the end of act 1.... 32 hours in

countering every inconvenience at work today with the mantra "but my nuts hang,"