Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
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Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹
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almost 2 years ago
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️⚧️
almost 2 years ago
I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.
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WJ Reid
about 2 years ago
Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
about 2 years ago
He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
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Perfidia Cool Springs Galleria
about 2 years ago
God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
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Chris WoooOOOOoomack
about 2 years ago
Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
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These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR
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about 2 years ago
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I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out
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about 2 years ago
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WJ Reid
about 2 years ago
The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.
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If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.
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about 2 years ago
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
about 2 years ago
GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
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Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
about 2 years ago
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🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
about 2 years ago
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If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄
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Why the Nation’s Gun Laws Are in Chaos
Judges clash over history a year after Supreme Court upended how courts decide Second Amendment cases—‘the whole thing puzzles me’
https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-the-nations-gun-laws-are-in-chaos-587ded3f
about 2 years ago
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chuck
over 2 years ago
im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!
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Nicole Rifkin
over 2 years ago
Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at
nicolerifkin.com
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Would like to reskeet
@npr.org
but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/07/04/1185904719/texas-abortion-bans-dobbs-fetal-anomaly
over 2 years ago
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Yay! Carolyn is here!
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over 2 years ago
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a fictional character you would give an invite code to
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over 2 years ago
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Jesus of Tenenbaum
over 2 years ago
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Frovo
over 2 years ago
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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Lora Kolodny
over 2 years ago
Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan--
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-led-twitter-suspended-plainsite-a-prominent-tesla-critic.html
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Twitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...
Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means."
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-led-twitter-suspended-plainsite-a-prominent-tesla-critic.html
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hammancheez
over 2 years ago
“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
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Paul Frazee
over 2 years ago
ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers
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Andrew McFarlane
over 2 years ago
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Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital
over 2 years ago
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Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
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over 2 years ago
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Alexa, play pirate metal
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over 2 years ago
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I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name
over 2 years ago
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux)
over 2 years ago
This is how I feel when I hear Kid Rock's Sweet Home Alabama and think it's gonna be Werewolves of London
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We’re beaten and blown by the wind
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over 2 years ago
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That first 30 seconds when it seems like it might be Pet Shop Boys but nope, Whitesnake again 😔
over 2 years ago
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John Scott-Railton
over 2 years ago
Tara Reade live on 🇷🇺Russian State TV announcing that she's defected. Sitting with totally-not-spy Maria Butina whom she refers to as a friend.
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Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became
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over 2 years ago
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Food writer Hank Hill
over 2 years ago
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Thorby Corvin
over 2 years ago
Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect "ducking" to "fucking," which means l've won, I've finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box.
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Bittersweet end of days on the bird app
over 2 years ago
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Maria T 🌹⛸🎸🍕🏄🏼♀️✨
over 2 years ago
An article about the return of Velocity Girl, written by Andrew Beaujon of EGGS? YES PLEASE
https://www.washingtonian.com/2023/05/23/velocity-girl-reunion-black-cat-september-2023/
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Hey it’s fellow Lake Highlands alumnus
@morgfair.bsky.social
!!! Welcome Morgan 😽
over 2 years ago
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Quit recommending Grimes that’s the skeet
over 2 years ago
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Brian Orce
over 2 years ago
The neo-fash knew where to start. They had to retreat on the old school homophobia and saw this as an issue cowardly libs wouldn’t take seriously.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/lgbtq-institute-in-germany-was-burned-down-by-nazis
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Nazis Destroyed This Amazing LGBTQ Library in Germany
It was also one of the first facilities to provide gender affirmation surgeries.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/lgbtq-institute-in-germany-was-burned-down-by-nazis
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Best of Dying Twitter
over 2 years ago
no thanks
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(What Ryan meant say say was that I was the first Senior News Editor of Pitchfork in 2003, and later Senior Editor when I edited and occasionally updated the site entirely by myself when Ryan was dealing with burnout and general life issues.) 😽
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over 2 years ago
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Everyone be nice to
@ryanschreiber.bsky.social
and give him a follow, even though he gave skeeting a 4.8 on a good day
over 2 years ago
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