Why is this so funny

Mike Tyson lost to Jake Paul and is now doing government propaganda for this administration he’s innovating new lows a single person can reach

"Being in America's Gestapo: ⭐⭐"

Andy Daly doing a "Review" of being an ICE agent

Death Camp For Cutie over here

i think if someone is willing to inject anything into their penis they shouldn't be subject to anti-doping rules

Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.

fb just served me a "memory" from TWENTY YEARS AGO, we gotta shut the whole internet down

Yeah, I have been lowkey kind of fascinated by this genre of post, which really does seem to vindicate the "everything is just perception via social media" theory of politics.

Sybok: Share your pain. Share your pain with me – and gain strength from the sharing. Me: <sends social media screenshots> Sybok: Okay please stop now

"my movement would have been so fucking successful if it didn't attract normies"

lot going on in the... linkedin news roundup

I was assured that Democrats were going to betray trans people and were just as bad as Republicans, etc.

Hey, it’s your gal, the queen of antifa. I’m here to remind you all that Will Stancil is a little bitchboy who doesn’t take opsec seriously. This is why you should listen to me, the open Hamas supporter encouraging you to commit arson on social media instead.

I’m coming to the cottage

“ugh don’t make me defend Don Lemon/Jimmy Kimmel/etc.” I have to break it to you that it was always gonna be guys like that, they care about people with actual reach who, as a result, are probably cringe and/or have lame politics. they don’t care what cool people do.

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it

why have i gotten 3 separate identical texts from different numbers for fucking alexander vindman and can his marketing team or whatever be fired. i keep stopping and blocking and reporting as spam and i'm annoyed

I see a lot of people citing Operation Paperclip to counter the idea that anyone will see consequences but while I get the broader cynicism, those guys were actual scientists, not guys who failed the police exam because they got distracted doodling women's corpses

this is the most insane thing you'll read today

You disdain empathy enough and you forget the value of putting yourself in anyone else's shoes even for strategic purposes

I think there's a straight line from Kristi Noem volunteering the dog-murder story in a memoir in a way where she was clearly expecting people to go "YO what a badass bitch!" and DHS being shocked that extra-judicial killings and toddler-snatching have been a PR dud.

In trump 2 being banned from Posting is worse than having all your insignia stripped off in front of everyone before youre hung

new Hold Steady lyrics dropped

The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.

I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...

“Don’t call us the Gestapo or we’ll have to summarily execute people.”

Diane Court was right

Bernie is an immigration restrictionist you dumb motherfucker

you, a rube: I keep thinking of Andor watching this era Me, a sophisticate: keep thinking of the movie dick where Michelle Williams goes AND IF YOU STAY THEN YOURE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS while covering this presidency

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

Melissa Joan Hart is a legit card carrying conservative republican we are through the looking glass.

under most circumstances a gun will not make you safer. it will be used as evidence that your death was justified.

This is exactly what I personally wanted him to say and it’s really weird how certain people made pre-emptive excuses this morning for how he wouldn’t be able to say it

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Diane Court was right

I mean yes, that was the issue

philly has a guy in an elmo costume who leads a drumline around the city every day for no apparent reason and frankly i would not want to be on its bad side

It’s serving “NPH in Starship Troopers for people who didn’t understand how they were costumed like Nazis”

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Man I am getting a completely different takeaway from this chart than everyone else. This is a sign that electoral politics isn’t really about policy or messaging, it’s about large groups of people reacting to events. People don’t hear arguments, they see things happening and change their stances.

my husband heard about red light therapy for mitochondrial dysfunction on a podcast and yadda yadda yadda we have a lamp with this in the instruction booklet

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Me, watching two Gen Z hockey players flirt via text: wow this is just like brokeback mountain

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

90s stand up comic occupied government

Cool and good that we’ve made the word “eugenics” functionally meaninglessness at the same time “Let measles rip and purge the weak” became official government policy.

Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now