One weird trick congress hates this

Look who found god

Never before has someone told on themselves this hard

Nicolas II (Chris Pratt): Uhhh don't look now but they're on their way to the Winter Palace y'all Czarina Alexandra (Akwafina): Yoooo forreal?

this ad that i saw (multiple times) yesterday for saikat chakrabarti is truly unspeakably bad in everything from concept to execution and should be disqualifying on its own lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qt...

This is correct, but man, I would like to live in a country where we, the very tired Jews of the world, did not have to tolerate Nazi tattoos & hanging out with white supremacists in the pro-democracy caucus because the only other option is far right authoritarianism.

Shit is going on on liberal boomer facebook for which history has no precedent

Everyone has a take on Ebert but so few seem to understand him. This take is really on the right track.

The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.

She's just part of the Rhythm Nation

i feel like... how do i explain this... the kids today do not understand that tv stations used to have PSAs every night asking if you knew where your kids were

i read this and i'm like... the people you're craving approval from are never gonna forget that you're jewish

what

Watching hockey

on the one hand... and yet on the other...

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

flipping through a proof of yet another book from a somewhat well known liberal voice diagnosing “where the left went wrong” and i’m struck, again, by the fact that a large part (if not most) of the liberal commentariat simply does not believe that the political right has agency.

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

(i actually don't care if this site doesn't work because i have other things to do with my time like watch 90s tv reruns)

“It turned out to be totally false” is a weird fucking thing to say about how you met your wife

who knew she even had enough dignity left to lose a little more

The allbirds pivot to ai is just so absurd and encapsulates everything that is wrong with way people in the Bay Area think

Threads is breathlessly learning that there was a big war in the 1940s (why didn’t they tell us this in school?!!)

Kill the joyless scold in your head (Thomas More)

I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

Me time traveling to 2008 and explaining that the vice president will pick a fight with the pope on the subject of Catholicism and that I’ll be vehemently pro-pope and also I don’t have to be sad when lcd soundsystem retires because they make another album 5 years later and I won’t like it

hey stop posting spoilers for The Pitt

Me time traveling to 2008 and explaining that the vice president will pick a fight with the pope on the subject of Catholicism and that I’ll be vehemently pro-pope and also I don’t have to be sad when lcd soundsystem retires because they make another album 5 years later and I won’t like it

Bitch what

I heard Nicole Kidman trained to be a death doula, and became a death doula, and Chloe Zhao is also a death doula

Don't laugh, I'm a political scientist and political parties only send out messaging memos like this when they are very depressed!!!

we already built bridges centuries ago. we built ways to cross rivers. they served a lot of people. most of that infrastructure is still fucking there, in service, right now. today. (who cares if they crumble amirite)

what a column of headlines

(watching Homicide: Life on the Street) Melissa Leo is WEAK on Crime!

Place I’ve been eating at for 25 years just changed their burrito recipe

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

Take: The monoculture was a freak event. A fifty-year accident created by the fact that there were only three channels and you couldn't skip the ads. It created a shared basis for reality not because it was good but because there was nowhere else to go. Now there's always somewhere else to go.

Would argue that this is due to an increase in doomerism over mitigation. Doomerism says we’re fucked unless things we all know won’t/can’t happen just happen by science or magic

Like… laugh out loud funny.

This is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen.

my president seriously made this trade: I GET: to threaten genocide and utterly beclown and disgrace myself before the entire world YOU GET: everything you wanted plus a little moral high ground i’m throwing in just because i like you

trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one

George Costanza-ass president (derogatory)

this whole thing is very much like being locked in a room with a guy with a grenade who keeps being like IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA PULL THE PIN and then is like “actually nah” and then everyone sighs but you’re still locked in the same room with the same guy and he’s still holding the same grenade

the thing that has me so worried about tonight isn’t just that the president is insane. it’s that from an amoral pov making this as bad as possible - having as many “martyrs” as possible - is in the IRGC’s interest, especially if they get an excuse to bomb the shit out of Saudi/their neighbors.

This is a serious organization calling for the removal of the president. It is an important step. (It also underscores the degree to which J Street has supplanted AIPAC and the ADL as the most important, legitimate, moral Jewish advocacy entity in Washington.)

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.