The boy who cried anti-Semite

I’m being told it’s only terrorism if you can use it to effectively scare people otherwise it’s just sparkling state craft.

just read my post again and I need to rinse my eyes out with sulfuric acid

Cat too bougie to eat: 1) sashimi or nigiri sushi 2) king crab 3) cream from a dish 4) lobster 5) Lawry’s Prime Rib 6) cat grass 7) oysters fresh or smoked 8) dry cat food 9) all wet cat food except one specific type from a specific brand that isn’t fancy or interesting at all

Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah

Becoming a furry after I saw my spirit animal

Coooking the Japanese zebra beef and the steaks come painted too

Busker on electric guitar playing blue oyster cult as my gelsons entry music is getting a tip on the way out for sure

Just got the only shady space in the parking lot AMA

they're replacing my hymen with Flex Seal

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S Thompson energy for these trying times

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

See more from United States of America? Gonna just go outside and look at the sky thanks

You're telling me I can redeem these qualities?

Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but *revs up chainsaw*

[logging on every day] man what

Breaking: insiders leaking that ICE will be using any raptures toward their end of month deportation quota

KitKats for breakfast wasn’t the stellar decision that I was sure it would be

Quiche it’s what’s for dinner. Also brunch. Midnight snack. Picnic. Basically you can eat this superfood all the time

Just watched two squirrels beefing 25 ft up in a tree and one of these fools got absolutely dropped over some acorns

Just a little blackpill as a treat

Sometimes I wanna get on a plane and never come back

If I was Scorsese I’d have called them “badfellas”

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

Some of you never watched the motion picture classic Ferngully and it shows

just popped 50 extra strength tylenols! #resist

Denying people legal access to cannabis is insane like what are we even doing? Life changing plant medicines exist and we are forced to scratch around in the dirt arguing about Tylenol?

buddy, nobody here is cool

Muurica

rubbing my clit to the beat of my own drum

Gonna “settle” so many Christian properties tomorrow after the rapture

In retrospect maybe making the worlds largest platforms into places that breed fake reality for likes might not have been the highest and best use of technology

6 beef and burritos actually fixed me follow for more life hacks

The Locust

Tell me when to go. (Now)

The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.

How many things do I have to say about zionists to get suspended? Is this measured in Charlie Kirks or regular law?

You don’t deserve Massive Attack

Find like 3 people who really believe in you. Find 3 people who you really believe in. Run that shit.

Get laid if possible

Sometimes I read posts on here and they generate a thizzz face

Best new moon in many moons

things are absolutely so fucked that they can only be solved with kings hawaiian soft pretzel bites and scotch

The block button is right there and yet

I think that’s enough of everything for all of time. yeah i think that should do it! thanks, terrible job everyone

If you were a real threat to anything you would know.

BREAKING: WOKE LEFT and WOKE RIGHT join forces for a unified coin flip that also does nothing.

Hard to incentivize

peaceful protest doesn't get the job done so I wake up in the morning grab my shorty and my gun. In defense of all life.