i miss Yellowjackets and by that i mean i miss canon Yellowjackets and by that i mean i miss pre-S3 Yellowjackets

Just ask literally anybody who lives there or has ever lived there. They will absolutely let you know this fact.

for some reason with my new phone if I have my ringer off it also turns off my alarms and even text alerts that I have set to priority/override so the only way to make sure i wake up for work on time is to keep all sounds on and hear HE DIIIIIEEEEDD LOTTTIIEEEEEE all night ><

wait

Anne Frank, MLK Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born the same year

revisiting musicals we did in high school

will always think of jackie even if your name is no longer jackie’s heart necklace (although it is in my heart)

October is for love ❤️

my old boss still sends me her team's stuff to proofread and this is why

wondering how many Taylor fans know that Ophelia's "fate" is that she went insane and drowned herself after fucking a guy who ghosted her

just met a HS English teacher who had never heard of The Sound and The Fury

far too often I glance down at my speedometer and notice it's above 90 ><

"a finger in the dike"

Scary movie cocktail week 2 of 5: 'Love Spell' lemonade from 'Midsommar' An herbal and refreshing easy drinker, garnish with your own DNA if you want it more potent. #midsommar #cocktailrecipe Recipe below ⏬

Charlie Sheen came up in a work meeting today

Continuing the destruction (getting caffeine again)

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

this is one of the best scenes of all time. I accidentally memorized the whole thing years ago

jail or Florida or something

some high schoolers are singing Call Me Maybe outside, glad that today's kids can still appreciate the classics

wait this might be the best photo I've ever seen

is crashing in a thing? I think I may be crashing in

new colleague asked for our cell numbers

"THE GOVERNMENT KILLED CHARLIE KIRK" dude it is not even 6am

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

"No man has ever loved me like you do" I say to myself in the mirror

look at my tiny pumpkin friend

me wandering around this campus

"you are loved. you are strong. you are full of gay"

jackieshauna pumpkin

when you have plans with someone and they bring another person uninvited is one of my pet peeves

it's so hard to sleep without cats

90 degrees in October is wilder

how do you invite 350 people to a dinner and then have only passed finger foods

can't take a good selfie today to save my life

Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.

the VP just showed up and said I was pulling off "art school chic" so I guess it worked 🥴

nothing good has ever happened in the basement of an opera house

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

one thing Hightown really nailed was the unique MA form of social relating. the words friends use with each other are not particularly kind but they would also die for each other

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

meanwhile in higher ed

Jo is definitely on drugs at this pool party lol (Love is Blind)

82 degrees in October is wild

“.. His conclusion is very stark: not just that an economy already at stall speed will fall into recession as both the data-center and wealth effects plateau, but that they’ll reverse, just as in the dot-com bubble did ..” @marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai...

What we just saw: state police not only assisting federal agents with crowd control out here, but also protester arrests. All morning, this has been a nonviolent demonstration. Have not seen a single crime from this crowd (not that that would excuse the brutality).

It’s wild that “selling child size coffins” and “being a modern day slave catcher” are the only two growth industries in America rn