ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

wait times are long because this guy's boss let a pandemic run riot and thousands of medical professionals left the field this piece of shit wants you to think that every problem in your life is due to immigrants when in fact your life is much easier because immigrants choose to come here

280 kids have died from the flu this season. Flu shots are safe, effective, and protect you and the most vulnerable 💚 Everyone 6 months+ should get vaccinated each year (rare exceptions: severe allergy)

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

American College of Physicians Calls for Removal of Secretary Kennedy at HHS | ACP Online www.acponline.org/acp-newsroom...

Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations

If the petulant demented rotting corpse Donald hates Chicago so much, can he please take his ugly ass name off an otherwise lovely building?

LITERAL GOLD. Thank you for making this, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social.

I bet RFK doesn’t even know what mitochondria are the powerhouse of

Little kids with brain cancer. That’s who Donald Trump and RFK Jr. are screwing over by cutting health care.

I’ve seen this Black Mirror episode

Huda (US) makes Meg (UK) look chill

Frustrated about the difficulty in getting a COVID19 shot and wondering who to blame? It’s not healthcare workers, pharmacies, public health or Big Pharma. It is Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. and every Republican Senator who voted to confirm him, especially Bill Cassidy.

Between last fall and today, there have been over 3 million out-patient visits, over 300,000 hospitalizations and over 30,000 deaths from COVID. This data comes from a presentation at the the June ACIP meeting extrapolated forward. Now there will likely be more as RFK Jr. consolidates his power. 4/

ADHD counts as a condition to get a Covid vaccine and never have I ever been more grateful for my dopamine deficient brain

No, you're not ineligible for the vaccine. Let me introduce you to the concept of lying.

NO CHICAGO NASCAR NEXT YEAR!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I wouldn’t have been able to attend medical school under the restrictions put in place by the big ugly bill

You can't make it up MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden-a huge supporter of the Big Ugly Bill Who published this repugnant post cheering the fact that the law would gut Medicaid and SNAP Is now BEGGING the Democratic governor of his state To save the very hospitals that he just voted to close

“What are you doing for the 4th of July?” Spending it England trying to convince them to take us back

Constantly fighting the urge to throw in “I DIDNT VOTE FOR HIM” in every conversation I have in Europe

This war is between Iran and Trump. Please do not involve the rest of us.

It's 1990, and an unpopular Republican president is dragging us into an unnecessary war in the Middle East It's 2003, and an unpopular Republican president is dragging us into an unnecessary war in the Middle East It's 2025, and an unpopular Republican president is dragging us into an unnecessary-

There are 100k students in med school each year. Room and board is about 100k per year. For 10b a year, med school could be free. We would see a wholesale change in the profession, career paths and the cost of care. It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors

Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

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Cops spending their time bragging about beating up people for exercising their first amendment rights while other cops are totally failing to stop someone murdering lawmakers is really a perfect illustration of where this country is at

He's right! Medicare Advantage is a scam!

Durbin to Bhattacharya: "I can't understand it. I disagree w/ this admin on so many things. But this is the one that really gets to me personally. To think this nation would walk away from medical research. For God's sake...cancer, your budget requests a 38% cut to the National Cancer Institute"

This is the one. Shut it all down now.

Today I realized I’m going to be out of town for two of the most clusterfuck weekends in Chicago this summer 🎉🙌🏻

And last week the guy on the left co-wrote a piece in the NEJM that said pregnancy was a high-risk condition for which COVID vaccination was warranted. The non-physician in the middle told him to shove it 🤷🏻‍♂️

lying liar whos lied about vaccines for decades also lies about other things

Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.

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NYT Pitchbot now reduced to summaries since there is nothing left to satirize

Unmedicated ADHD shortens lifespan by between 7-8.5 years, so if this hoarse sounding horse’s ass gave a rat’s behind he wouldn’t demonize ADHD meds. NOR would he be part of this administration- hopelessness reduces lifespan significantly as well.

When I interviewed KKK leaders in Arkansas, this is what they said too. “We don’t hate anyone. We just love our own people.” Then they burned a cross.

Hey, if the media is interested in a cover-up of a senile president who's not really in control of his White House, there's one going on right now?

You can’t be an antivaxxer and not be stupid; I’m sorry (I’m not) but the Venn diagram is just a single circle. Antivaxx is one of the stupidest conspiracy theories that exists and some people actually believe Avril Lavigne was replaced with a clone.

The randomized placebo control study is often called the gold standard, but it is not the best way to test every medical treatment. They are trying to sound scientific so the public doesn't realize they are withholding medical treatments from us.

It's happened again -- lawyers caught using AI with made up citations. This time in a prison case, Johnson v. Dunn, 2:21-cv-1701-AMM (SD Ala.)

Does it matter if the pilot has never landed an aircraft before?

Illinois Mandate of Heaven

I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*