I’m into the fuck it TS era lol

I hope old school twitter fam is doing well.

So really the only common denominator among mass shootings are guns and men. Ban them both.

Me for the foreseeable future.

Wild Trump would sacrifice one of his own just to bury the Epstein files.

He was a POS but I feel so bad for his children that had to witness this up close. That is horrific.

Our apartment we moved out of auto-drafted our August rent after we moved out. Then they said they would send us a check for it. Today I got a letter from collections…for August rent…

go birds

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

The Hunting Wives is something, huh? Definitely not a watch in public show lol

Tsunami warning and my cousin is in labor. lol

me to my grandkids: we were in a labubu dubai chocolate matcha kpop demon slayer epstein list coldplay affair era obv

I feel so bad that the families of that Coldplay scandal need to see full on replays and mockeries over and over….but I am so petty that if I was them, I would screen record every single one and have them played in court for an entire day. No statements, just press play.

This will be the 7th state I’ve lived in.

3 months until we ditch our giant 3 bedroom apartment for a tiny 2 bedroom in a building from the 1800’s so we can live by the beach and a walkable downtown area. Everything is getting tossed, donated, or sold.

Spoiling the shit out of our kids this vacation and honestly I don’t understand why people think that’s a bad thing. Merch, treats, experiences, ALL OF IT!

This war is between Iran and Trump. Please do not involve the rest of us.

Ww3? During summer? Rude.

Karen Read NOT GUILTY 👏 👏 👏 Now I hope they find out who actually did it….because I feel like we all know…

How do I stop feeling anxious about things that could harm or kill my kids? Is this normal?

It’s actually our first family vacation that doesn’t involve us visiting family. It’s just us, theme park hopping, Crayola experiencing, science center exploring, and pool lounging. Of course I am feeling super anxious one of them is going to drown or get eaten by an alligator or stolen…

8 days, one massive event on the mouse’s property, one inspection with their engineers, and 1 in office work day stand between me and vacation.

My dentist has wished me happy birthday via text twice but I’ve only heard from one family member lmao

Someone on here said the new season of Ginny and Georgia is heavy and I was like oh how heavy could it be? Well, shit.

Did you know if your child is having an emotional breakdown they’ll escort you through TSA and then when they start hyperventilating when their cat plush has to go through the cray machine they’ll personally deliver it?

Just another day fighting about abortion with stupid ass men on instagram. Men are so dumb and unnecessary.

Booked an impromptu weekend getaway for me, my bestie, and my 4 yr old to celebrate her pre-k graduation by taking her to a art festival and potion class lmao

I can’t even be upset they cancelled wheel of time. It took years to produce a handful of episodes and the quality of the show is so well done it’s gotta be expensive af. And you expect Amazon to spend MONEY?! For people’s ENJOYMENT?!??

So Powerless is just Hunger Games but….with powers?

My Bluesky algorithm is……..it’s fucking weird.

We’re moving to Salem, MA in the fall for work (jk it’s so my kids can attend Witchcraft Elementary School - not kidding that is the name of the school) and I am so ready to throw out all of our possessions and move into a tiny, old, very expensive apartment.

Reminder to trust your gut when it comes to toddlers.

Wow didn’t ever think about how hard it would be to send your spouse off to the ER with one child so one of us can stay with the older one.

I miss my mom when she was a hippie but not the MAGA brainwashed one I went no contact with. The mom I knew is gone.

If you can impeach a guy for a BJ why are they not impeaching this delusional and dangerous terrorist in office?

Another simple favor was fine until the incest. What the fuck.

It’s a red flag for me if someone doesn’t have an interest in traveling outside of America. Don’t even get me started on people that don’t leave their section of the US for another part of the same country…….

The last season of you was a little slow but I think the finale was one of those rare final episodes that feels complete.

Coco is the saddest movie that’s ever been made.

😩

If they’re arresting the judges, the lawyers are probably next

Therapist: “Do you have any mental illness in your family? Me: “Well, I have an uncle who thinks DonaldTrump is brilliant trade negotiator.”

Just found out my old PCP wrote “Just Luck” in my official medical record notes about my chosen form of birth control.

I should have cut my parents off years ago. It hurts, but the one time I unblocked them I got a missed call from my dad. I called him back thinking maybe he came to his senses, instead he told me he didn’t mean to call me. He was trying to call someone else. First words after months of silence.

Just started Fourth Wing because why not?

If you’ve never owned a pit bull type dog, you don’t get to have an opinion about owning them!!!!!

“Let them eat cake”

Remember when republicans got mad when Michelle Obama tried to make school lunches healthier?

If President Trump can wrongly deport a Maryland father to a prison in El Salvador and then defy a 9-0 Supreme Court order to facilitate bringing him home, who’s next? This threatens the rights and freedoms of everyone in the United States.

What a weird timeline we’re living in.