Kinda rude they sent her home from school with a possible fever yesterday, not confirmed. Lol and we took her to the doctor and she had no fever and she tested negative for all things and I emailed asking if I could send her this morning and that we could get a note if they need it and never heard

I literally just submitted 6 hours off today for a sick day bc Lucy is home and in the notes I said “Lucy is home sick and I don’t have the mental capacity for anything”. Lmao.

I miss actually getting along with my husband and spending real time with him. I hate all of the bickering we have and how he says rude things bc I’ve reached my wits end with everything I have on my plate and when I am working and see dishes piled up bc the dishwasher is clean and he’s just laying

My husband: I’ll be up soon *20 mins later, not up here, I have to leave to get Leo, sends text and doesn’t get an answer* 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

This week is my 13th reason and I joke about committing myself but I honestly can’t take anything else. I’m so overwhelmed and I just. Don’t wanna.

Wdym mean Lucy has a fever and it’s 99 on one side of her head (not a fever) and 101 on the other side. Like excuse me??? Take the temp from the front, you don’t do temples.

I literally need to be committed. Lol I’m so over everything.

The way Nora will not to anyone but Lucy is insane. lol I think Nora is like please don’t ride me like a horse or hit me. Lol but Lucy is THE ONLY one she will drop something for. Lol

I’ve really hated being a mom for like. The last 8-10 months. Lol and today I’m like who am I????

Can I caption it “March + a very atheist Easter” lmao. Is that polarizing. Am I going to offend people. 😂😭

I think today my husband had a realization that I am here to make the magic and I’m here to make sure everyone has what they need. Lol idk why it just clicked but he was like wow. You’re amazing. 😭😭😭

When Kristoff asks Anna to marry him lol his kid loves love. And yes he’s wiped his mini cheese ball hands all over his shirt. 😂😭

We normally try to get Lucy to nap and like. All of the proper things for a toddler. Today we gave up. Lol we put on frozen 2. She’s had nothing but snacks. I’m drinking mimosas. I DONT CARE. Lol and now Easter has become my favorite holiday as an atheist. 😭😂

My SIL was like “Lucy you look just like me at your age” and no. Lol she looks like her mom. 😂😭

My SILs kids are so rude lol

Elsa 🥹🥹🥹

Not my husband saying he’d put lucy down for nap and then leaving her bc she wouldn’t lay down and coming downstairs to take a nap and I’m like dude she’s still awake. Lol

She’s a single mom who works 2 jobs.

I’m hash tagged blessed bc we got a pub sub for lunch.

We ALMOST just named Lucy, Lou. And I’m glad she’s Lucy. Lol

I’ve lived in a lot of places in my lifetime. Lol and like Chicago was Chicago. Everything was Chicago. But it wasn’t like a huge thing because I’m sure you’d have similar experiences in other big cities. When we moved to KC was when I first was like “this is exclusive to Kansas City and Kansas City

I’m walking Nora and someone had a pressure washer out on the curb for free and I sent a picture to my husband and was like is this a pressure washer? And he was like DONT MOVE IM COMING TO GET IT. lol

The fragility of men is disgusting. Wdym that men get to run the country and they don’t know how to run the dishwasher.

Thank god for this space launch bc I did not want to parent tn and Leo LOVES space. Lol

She wants to play rn and Lucy is coughing. Lol I miss our KC house bc we could play with the room set up. Here… SORRY GIRL.

I got these lemon marinated boneless skinless chicken thighs on sale at Kroger for $3.50 (originally $10) and I did some “melting” potatoes and then cooked the thighs in the same pan and omg. A meal less than $10 in this economy and so good.

The fact I live in a place where it’s 80 degrees in the spring makes me so happy. I could never go back to Chicago. Lol

The private school my SIL sends her oldest to, and the younger is going there next year, just sent out an email this afternoon that Friday is the last day it will be opened. No other warning or indication it would close.

Nora wanted to play to much tonight but only if my husband threw the toy. Lol WHAT A PICK ME.

After experiencing the dog death of elly I never thought I’d ever come back. And now I have Nora and I love her more than anything. ANYTHING. She’s always on my mind. I’m always making sure she has what she needs - but I told her tonight she better be around another 10 years and she

I asked my husband if he would ever remarry and he was like absolutely not. Lmao. So, glad to see we have the same ideas. Lol

Does anyone rise have children that basically knead their feet against you for comfort? Lol they both do it and I don’t think I will ever recover from these years.

The kids have been like WWE fighters for a few weeks now. It got so bad I was like we are doing early bath and we are doing it SEPARATELY. lmao. Vodka soda mom is a great version of herself. Lmao.

People who are married more than once amaze me. Because if I got a divorce you would NEVER see me actually marrying a man again. Lol. My second marriage would be to a gay man for marital benefits.

Well thank goodness someone caught Nora when she snuck out of the yard. Lol she was just down the road sniffing in someone’s yard like she was supposed to be there. 😵‍💫

I didn’t think Leo really like what he calls “sawyer sauce” (soy sauce) but I marinated some chicken thighs and then fried them up for some orange chicken tn and he ate like 6 pieces while I was cooking. Lol

I’m just REALLY not enjoying being a parent right now.

It’s 11:37 and im ready for a vodka soda and to disassociate. Lmao

Leo threw up in his car seat yesterday and we were going to go to the park but forgot we took it out to wash everything and my husband is putting it back together and I’m just sitting here yelling “THATS MY MAN” lol

The little one is going to be the end of me.

I asked Leo how his dinner was and he gave me a chef’s kiss motion lol. Nothing quite like buttered noodles and chicken tenders 😂😭

Leo threw up and now I have to take Lucy to a birthday party solo. Lol I’m so annoyed bc these people are fucking weird.

Next weekend on WWHL with Chelsea handler and TINX????

I have to travel to Knoxville next month and can I ask to drive. Lol with renting a car. Lol bc I don’t want to fly.

I just made my husband listen to a song from 2010 and he was like I have never heard this and I was like omg how. And then it reminded me how my best friend sent me to get 4 lemon drop shots with a $50 bill and it should have been $25 max and I came back with 4 long islands and $3. Lmao.

Last year I bought this amazing st Patrick’s headband. 2 weeks before st pat’s, Lucy took it downstairs from our room never to be found again. I searched FOR DAYS and I deep cleaned the house. Never found it. Today. It just reappeared. I went pee and came back and it was on the couch. Lol

We read a book about dogs and Nora is at our feet and my son was like “ it’s okay mama you don’t need to cry. There are more pit bulls” lmao. And then he goes “I want a chihuahua” and I was like OMG Same. Lol and I was like they can be mean and he doesn’t understand a dog he calls “the size of a

Imagine 2 toddlers half dressed in rain boots on a sunny 80 degree day walking you down to your uber. Lol you, too, could experience this. 😂😂😭

Having a Twitter friend come over on a Friday afternoon I had off and the kids were home was an unhinged idea. The kids are going to bed at like 830 tn. Lol

Lucy was fighting nap and just messing around so I said okay I will just leave. I left. She read books for 15 mins. Laid down. FELL ASLEEP.