Matt Margolis
@itsmattslaw.bsky.social
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margolispllc.lawbrokr.com
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Needed a pinned post that's less funny and more about what I do/who I am. My partner and I run a boutique law firm that provides fractional/outside general counsel services to companies and entrepreneurs.
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devil's advocate implies the existence of heaven's prosecutor
6 months ago
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dispute resolution clause says we have to do a spelling bee
7 months ago
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love saying that I’m living the dream. such imprecise language. a nightmare is a type of dream
7 months ago
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maybe the Waymos were really cold
7 months ago
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Just an incredible few days on the internet
7 months ago
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The non-gendered individuals are fighting
7 months ago
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We’re like four or five tweets away from national secrets
7 months ago
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big day for guys who keep asking Grok if this is true
7 months ago
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everyone pulling up Elon’s and Trump’s tweets right now
7 months ago
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Too much foreshadowing to really enjoy the break-up. I think the country’s writers could have done better here.
7 months ago
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switch 2 this and switch 2 that, maybe you should switch 2 some reputable legal counsel and review your contracts
7 months ago
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Line for the Nintendo Switch 2 is wrapping around the BestBuy. We are so back.
7 months ago
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anime running into the courtroom as my client’s case is called
7 months ago
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I don’t have any legal tips or tricks for you other then you should read what you’re signing, shift risk whenever possible, and you should agree to obligations that are realistic and manageable.
7 months ago
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Full transparency, I don’t know how to read
7 months ago
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is chatgpt down I’m in front of the judge and he’s not happy
7 months ago
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Hard times create good billing. Good billing creates good times. Good times create bad billing. Bad billing creates hard times.
7 months ago
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Me: is it pronounced jif or gif The security guard at the peanut butter factory: how did you get in here
7 months ago
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you guys remember when we almost had to file who owned our or our client’s LLCs
7 months ago
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Me: is it pronounced jif or gif The security guard at the peanut butter factory: how did you get in here
7 months ago
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I need to see a recreation of that 90s divorce court picture where the couple split up the beanie babies, but with labubus
7 months ago
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past me sabotaged future me while present me eats a hotdog and watches
7 months ago
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lawyer bf, attorney gf
7 months ago
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Wow they gave Stitch really controverial opinions on international trade policy
7 months ago
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hey man, i plugged your work into my ai bot and it asked if everything was ok at home
8 months ago
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The best referral source for a transactional lawyer is an avoidable lawsuit. The best referral source for a litigation attorney is something that could have been avoided by a good transactional lawyer.
8 months ago
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My kid is so Italian—we’re watching little Einstein’s and he can’t stop calling them all little wise guys
8 months ago
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Working on a new video series—quick, what’s the best and/or weirdest law firm branded item you’ve ever received.
8 months ago
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there should be the opposite of a vexatious litigant. the court should tell me I’m good at this shit
8 months ago
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Me: I’m really busy My parents:
8 months ago
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you ever look at a contract and say “well fuck”
8 months ago
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you should be allowed to be a little evil at work every month. hide a file evil, not burn down the office evil. but still evil nonetheless
8 months ago
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Nothing says “this is a partnership” like a deceptively drafted NDA
8 months ago
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Me: I need strawberries that are packaged in the most jagged and thick plastic around Berry processing facility: yep we got it Me: but I also need blueberries in a container so flimsy it will explode like a grenade Berry processing facility: you’re not going to believe this
about 1 year ago
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Pilot: is there a doctor on this plane Economist: I have a PhD Pilot: this passenger is dying Economist: so is the economy
8 months ago
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Our number one export is Popes
8 months ago
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Baptism at the Bean
8 months ago
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with the Pope’s math degree, we will finally solve the Davinci Code
8 months ago
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first pope to eat at portillo's
8 months ago
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real id? the citation is right there your honor
8 months ago
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My law firm intake is either a very detailed explanation of the need submitted through my intake link or a dm that says “are you a real lawyer lol”
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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we’re getting word that Trump is directing the re-opening of Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane
8 months ago
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what’s the horse equivalent of a miller light
8 months ago
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Horse names are either like “Majestic Hero” or “swiggly the goofball”
8 months ago
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[RFK JR inhaling embalming fluid while mummifying a dead polar bear] we need more measles
8 months ago
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kitten…that’s not an exception to hearsay
8 months ago
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couldn’t let us cold call prospective clients. you’d have a junior call up a guy and be like “Delaware, amirite?”
8 months ago
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My work is incredibly boring, and the moment I wish it wasn’t boring, it becomes exciting, and then I wish it was boring again.
8 months ago
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In-house: no Outside counsel: [receiving $1.6mm] no
9 months ago
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