Thinking abt all the great hair I get to touch now. ONLY GREAT HAIR.

I’m not complaining !!!! I’m wearing my Jess Jacket !! Fuckin’ fall!!!!

lollllll I complain abt the heat more than anyone and then I got into my frosty car this morning and remembered that I was spoiled with parking in a garage the last 5 years…..lol aw for me 😂

btw this morning was the 5th time I’ve seen this man pass my apartments on his way to work when I was leaving. he saw me. this is a way he would go to work. but. there are other streets he could take that would not be out of the way and idk I feel like that’s what a normal person would choose to do.

Does anyone wanna see Sabrina Carpenter with me at MSG on Halloween I will cover your ticket

@sshollaaa.bsky.social ily for RTing that lol 🫶🏻

a lil Wednesday trip !

when I walk in all that I wanna hear is you say Daddy’s homeeeeee

I really don’t understand why ppl think is okay to smoke weed while driving

“this sounds like you're ordering men at a restaurant” this is all I’ve ever wanted for me 🫴🏻

guys you know what is so crazy. I love waking up every morning now.

lol

YOU texted ME.

I’m being greedy WANT MORE

the second I can’t have something it’s all I can think about and I’m gonna be a hrny brat about it 😠

jail or Florida or something

only time will tell! my bets are on Florida

Get your finances in order. Stretch/walk/move. Ask yourself if you can live with that for the rest of your life? If the answer is a no, then get rid of it/fix it/change it.

I don't even know what this is I just know it's a Devin thing

I went to dinner with my step mom and she told me my dad recently said, “I have my daughter back.”

me to me the last ~7 months:

I want to wear my new gay jacket but it’s still too hot !!!!!!

Should we hooks up ! ?

DO YOU ME STILL LOVE???

this version of Ben Affleck but a blue razz vape

My neighbor moved out and the maintenance man working on the apt has been parking in the spot I like to park in. Spot L for LOSER. I want to tell him to not park in my spot 🥸

DJ X said, “you listened to 1,041 minutes of Sabrina Carpenter last month, I love that!” lmfao that’s it ?!

why do men always do things in a way that is way stupider

this mf ?

there’s too much happening rn. I knew this week would be A LOT.

I love this for me ! ! !

I just fckd Ben Affleck

“Where are all the other sluts at?!?”

Tate McRae that bitch never misses bop after bop !

I’m literally going into work for an hr and I’ve been in traffic for 45 mins -_-

Keep biting my tongue and then deleting tweets when I talk shit but then I’m like I don’t fucking care. I should make an alt tho lmao. It would be stupid to have to deal with him being more insane just bc I talked shit on bsky and he somehow found it.

I wish I was just being dramatic but the sound of football on the tv literally triggers me

I think this schedule could be very nice. Call up the boys and crack a (Coors) Light, watch the fight. Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? And you got a right hand anyway 🥰

MURDER

The glitter emoji is not working on here for me again what is even the point of me being here ! ! !

You coulda been gettin’ (head)

small but disturbing things always happen to me and I just pretend that they didn’t happen. My brain is just like nah..

fr Chloe sits in front of the mirror and screams literally every night

I’m being insane lol what else is new

I’ve had Glitch stuck in my head for two weeks, specifically the “uh yeh” lol

kms !

“Nothing I love more than men who don’t like me !” it’s a condition fr

Anna is gonna wake up to 27 texts

WOOD

Max Medina forever ! They were not good together, he’s just so hot.