So far today I went to the gym, dropped off donations at the animal shelter, graded a class of essays, and sunbathed out front with Penelope. Tonight I’m going to a friend’s house for dinner. Strong Monday off

Imagine if Obama dropped a “praise be to Allah” tweet on Easter Sunday — Fox would be calling him anti-Christian, demanding impeachment, & running it 24 hours a day

The wildest thing about Dolores and New Dolores is that they sound exactly the same. Was looking down while a scene with them was going on and was shocked when I looked up and it wasn’t Dolores speaking 😵‍💫 #RHORI

I am cackling. We are SO back #RHOA

Genuine question what the fuck is the point of Congress or impeachment

I started watching Will Trent and I love it mostly because I’m obsessed with Betty

I don’t know why I buy her toys when she loves an empty creamer bottle

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

“what those two people did to ciara miller is so tacky” whack them again for me

OMG 🫢 Something in the timeline just shifted #SummerHouse

I deep cleaned my house and PHEW did it need it

I put my spring/summer quilt on my bed and I’m going to switch out my fall/winter clothes over spring break, so Jersey is probably going to get a cold front again 😅

I forgot how much I hate Britney’s voice. Her accent drives me insane

Only people insecure about their "faith" need to impose it on others.

I just spent $60 on gas when it usually costs around $40 to fill my tank. I hate it here. Gas is $4.15 in Jersey 😭

I KNEW MY GIRLS WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN 😤 I LOVE THEM SM 😩😭 #SummerHouse

Pam Bondi’s portrait has been thrown in the trash at the Justice Department offices after Donald Trump fired her as attorney general, MS NOW reports.

becoming a Carl Radke fan was not on my 2026 bingo card but i’ve grown quite fond of that man

All of my podcasts are releasing daily podcasts with the Ciara/West/Amanda updates on top of Bravo recaps and I’m OVERWHELMED

CARL’S A MESS

What if bondi just released all of the Epstein files without redaction à la Regina George?

people need to stop saying that ciara should be the new bachelorette. she’s been through enough at the hands of one clout chasing loser, why would you want to watch her go through that again with 20 of them?! #summerhouse

insane to me that we are sending bitches to the moon rn like people are dying kim

Good thing the economy is doing so well, I’m sure finding a job won’t be too hard.

I think people procreate too easily. Are you sure that man can read?

Jesus, this weekend:

I’m watching #RHORI and I legit can’t tell who is who because they all look the same to me 😂

I need to go to the grocery store today but idk what I want to make for lunches this week

I feel like it's unfair we get the stupid prizes when we weren't the ones playing stupid games.

the president of the United States is a madman seriously damaging the entire world

At this point, I feel like we should be more suspicious of white conservative men being on the DL than any other demographic

The fragility of men is disgusting. Wdym that men get to run the country and they don’t know how to run the dishwasher.

I am so tired of spending money lol how does something always pop up?

Tonight’s mood

My juniors are writing reviews of Gatsby today and as someone with a Gatsby tattoo it’s hard for me to accept that they don’t all love it, but they’re doing a great job with their reviews! They’ve all got emotionally invested in the characters which is 👌🏻 for an English teacher

I’m still so worked up over how I was treated at the vet yesterday. I can’t wait to get Penelope officially transferred over to her new one so I can release my fury in a bad review

will summer housetok survive this

just like scandoval, it always confuse me how ppl can get w/ their friend's exes. once my girl starts dating someone, they immediately become a human-shaped container w/ no desires or impulses outside of what is filtered thro my friend, like u are truly an NPC to me 😭 #summerhouse

I'm a cis woman who has used the mens room to avoid a line or because the ladies' room was out of order. Which means I'm the hypothetical boogyman of "cis person using the wrong bathroom on purpose" and I simply do not think this is a felony level offense

timeline cleanser, baby snow leopards getting there health check at melbourne zoo, australia🥹

NOPE bc she seeks male validation. if I watched my friend CRY because she fell in love with a boy and her treated her like trash, PUBLICLY, we aren’t even getting close enough for feelings to ever develop. the only feeling I have for you is hate!

If you are the type of “christian” to claim Catholicism is a “false religion” and go around asking random people if they “have been saved”, congrats! You’re fucking weird.

😩 but fr #SummerHouse

How are you divorcing Kyle Cooke & you still lost the breakup 😹😹😹

Ciara Miller:

be careful who you call a friend

Fuck ICE 😡

Ben has suffered more than Jesus this season. #BelowDeckDownUnder

I just had the most insane vet visit. Penelope went in 2 weeks ago for her yearly appointment and I was quoted DOUBLE what I paid in the past, so I questioned the rising prices. I was told bloodwork was $300, so I said I’ll pass on that (I’ve never paid that much before). She had a tail infection

This scene from Rugrats will ALWAYS be relevant.