This is blackout poetry to me

I’d be so embarrassed as a bus driver if I was late

"Hello, I need help. My friend has reached Nirvana and now he won't close his cabinets"

Twin Cities (Empire Builder/Borealis) Albert Lea Mason City Des Moines Chariton (California Zephyr) Kansas City (Southwest Chief/MO Rail Runner) Would be a great corridor with great connections!🛤️🚆 www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...

Will I understand this Super Bowl if I haven’t seen the first fifty-nine

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Shaun White after each of the 92 countries entered the Olympics: “You know I was just there…”

nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance

turns out when Bezos suggested "democracy dies in darkness" it was a goal, not a slogan

Someone suggested this should be our 2-sided Olympic rings for tomorrow, but honestly, I'm at a loss about what to do.

Preparing to write this book review by brushing up on archaic anti-Italian slurs

(RIDICULOUSLY REGAL-SOUNDING TRUMPET NOISES) IT'S YOUR 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS PRIMER FROM SPORTS! EXCLAMATION POINT! A QUICK SUMMARY OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW IN SPORTS YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IN FOUR YEARS! 🎺 DAAAA-DAAAAAAAAA DA DUM-DUM-DUM etc. etc.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

"my spanish and roman ancestors would never tolerate the presence of numidians and aethopians in their cities" -the world's most historically literate conservative

i keep going back and forth between despair at the terror the government is spreading, the lives they've taken and ruined, their impunity, their depravity, the total lack of reason for any of it and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

In support of today’s ICE Out General Strike in Minnesota, I will not be participating in CBS News’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

The general strike is happening today. www.iceoutnowmn.com

#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case. But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:

Any longtime followers of Rodger content know I’m an enthusiastic supporter of the NYSNA Better treatment of nurses leads to better treatment of patients. Solidarity!

As it happens though, the framers of the US constitution did say it: in the 4th amendment, the 5th, the 10th, etc. What they didn’t provide for is federal immigration enforcement of any kind, only “a uniform rule of naturalization.” Nor did they give the federal government a plenary police power.

Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.

Will never not be jarring to see armed goons demanding people’s papers on the street in the United States of America like it’s Nazi Germany. Fuckin nightmare scenes.

My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm running for U.S. Senate to fight for fish, family, and freedom – and that begins with fixing the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down Alaska. We need systemic change if we're going to lower costs, save our fisheries, and fill our homes with abundance again.

The federal government claimed that the states have no jurisdiction to prosecute murders committed by its agents is the kind of thing the Founders would probably have done a whole entire revolution over

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Just saw a picture of stuffed animals in the woman's car and man...I really am struggling to find the words right now. This is all just so unspeakably devastating, and I don't know how we come back from it.

🏈 KC 6 - 11 LV 3:42 4Q This game has a 8.71% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 11-9 (5.98%)

Having Grok issue an “apology” is not just insulting and stupid (obviously Grok cannot actually “regret” anything, deeply or otherwise) but cowardly: It asks us to assign responsibility to an unconscious piece of software rather than the humans and institutions who should actually be blamed.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

Andrew Johnson illegally fired Edwin Stanton on Feb 21, 1868. The House voted, in a one-sentence resolution, to impeach him on Feb 24. The actual articles were adopted March 2-3. The Senate trial began on March 4. Twelve days from the offense itself to facing trial for it.

the vice president is a klansman

work friend and i have been hitting up different soup joints for our friday lunch lately and that shit is going to hit like a freight train on a cold drizzly day like today

massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator

I am looking forward to doing anti-Australian propaganda on here. Perfect World Cup opponent

i will vote for any presidential candidate who campaigns on sending pete hegseth to the hague

This is fundamentally Nazism. The idea that different peoples than the favored races carry degradation in their very genes, that they cannot strive to become better because biology compels them to be worse. It’s not just repugnant, it’s a bald faced lie.

a young woman who signed up to serve her community and our narcissistic, despotic president decided to use her as a prop for his ego

National Park workers at 24 parks and offices are moving to form a union. These National Park Service workers in Grand Canyon, Grand Teton, Rocky Mountain and nine other locations have filed petitions to hold a union election. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼 THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯

STOP THE COUNT

watching Iowa methodically move the ball down the field against USC and saluting a map of the original Big Ten footprint

Jamelle was cooking. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...

North Carolina - Senate Polling: 🔵 Cooper: 48% 🔴 Brown: 38% 🔵 Cooper: 47% 🔴 Whatley: 39% Harper Polling / Nov 10, 2025