I came home last night to my girlfriend preparing to make potato soup, and a kitchen overrun with 125 small potatoes. "Why have you peeled so many potatoes for one pan of soup?" "I'm just following the recipe. It clearly says, use five potatoes cubed." 🐢💨

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

GKIDS is proud to announce the acquisition of North American theatrical rights to ADOLESCENCE OF UTENA. 🌹 The cult classic, avant-garde masterpiece of love and transformation hits theatres June 21 & 22. Tickets on sale now. 💖 brnw.ch/21x2DC5

RIP Mulligan. Went to the big Drumstick ice cream cone in the sky last night. (He loved those.) Everybody should have a family cat live over 20 years, so you can remember all of the versions of yourself and family that he saw over that time. He was sweet to the end.

Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵

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Honestly, kudos to whoever posted this on behalf of The Democrats. Put them in charge of the DNC.

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think

It’s really frightening.

I guess in my mind I theoretically knew that the guy from the small domino meme probably toppled the dominoes at some point but I'm still a little shocked to see the GIF of it actually happening

I read Foreclosure Gothic in two hours last night. Terrific writing, so sharp and clear. About a guy who winds up buying and selling houses after a semi-successful short career as an actor. Great characterization, creepy and also moving moments. Excellent detail about houses. Highly recommend. 1/2

Finding it very funny that my [LANGUAGE LEARNING SERVICE] renews on Pentecost- the christian holy day all about foreign language

im at a coffee shop rn and the wine moms are Leninposting so hard youse guys hair would catch on fire if you could hear it

This is about Scott Cawthon but can equally apply to Brandon Sanderson - you can say nice things about LGBTQ+ people all you like, but if you're actively funding a queerphobic organisation you're only pinkwashing the blood on your hands.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Happy to announce that since this article was published, Fortnite raised its rate to $5000 :)

Paul McCartney helped Stephen Colbert, his entire team, and their families, turn the lights out for the last Late Show.

Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless. (1/2)

Huh. I assumed that the original monument was like... lion sized. It is NOT.

It's a good line! :D

this might be the hyrax photo of all time

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Very likely the president fucked me out of my financial aid for next year :/

Just a note: I do not use generative AI at all. That includes for any research for my novel. I go to human-authored sources.

“Leaving feels like it costs your soul but in reality staying costs you your soul.”

The explicit message that Democrats were hearing from every angle before the election was “who cares about this ‘democracy’ and ‘law’ shit Kamala keeps talking about, I can’t afford my 10 weekly gallons of milk” The meekness they have demonstrated afterwards has no other sources besides this input

I want to mail a rose to every queer person over 70 and cry because you made it- we arent supposed to make it- people stayed silent during the AIDS crisis because it was supposed to kill us all but you made it

Been doing little daily fountain pen sketches in the past few weeks I might share at some point, but in the meantime,, Here are two that I'm fond of: [OCs: Marsh, Andrei #fruitofsin #newtsocs]

Illustrations for the @wraithmarked.bsky.social edition of A Deadly Education, book 1 of the Scholomance series by @naominovik.bsky.social. Jacket and case cover:

Theres a section on climate change on my physics class and you can TELL the professor is hedging this lecture just in case Cleetus Trumpvoter wants to go after his tenure.

The depiction of queer people in one piece is so crazy because visually it's like anti trans 4chan memes and then narratively it's like gender is fake, queers are allies of freedom loving people everywhere, and this protagonist uses force fem attacks

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

free palestine

Rasheed is literally risking his life for this game. Israelis could decide to capture, torture, or murder him at any point for daring to share the truth of the Nakba or Palestinian culture. He truly believes in games and their power to tell these stories. Please help his courage not be in vain.

no one has any solution for the core problem of the iran war: trump can’t be trusted to negotiate in good faith, honor a deal, or even remember signing it after 24 hours

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

in the most ardent and sincere sense: it is fucking friday. for the love of everything sacred, pass the yaoi.

Cats should live as long as we do. 🙁

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

It’s very queer.

We now know her name: Juniper Blessing. Her alleged murderer is now in custody and awaiting a charging decision, expected on Monday. Juniper was a graduate of the New Mexico School for the Arts and, active in the UW Chorale, already a soloist.

Slain Trans UW Student Identified as Juniper Blessing: “The Most Amazing Human Being”

So does anyone have a checklist/timeline of everything you need to correct after a legal name change?

Oh hey steam's very selectively enforced prudishness is very predictably being used as a cudgel towards a queer VN. Who could have seen this coming?/s