New on the Ponett Gazette: I've compiled my spoiler-filled thoughts on Deltarune Chapter 5! Join me as I dig into the story developments, the new characters, and perhaps most important: what does or doesn't make a "Tumblr Sexyman"? ponett.dog/blog/deltaru...

BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately

wanna see some photographs of a beautiful transgender woman?

Evergreen.

asha sharma going "we want 1 billion players a day" a nice reminder that these execs are fundamentally incapable of understanding that their customers do not have infinite money or even just that time is finite. they just think you haven't been fed the right marketing yet to get you on board

GAMER TIP: you can change your SEX by taking EXOGENOUS HORMONES.

this nl clip made me think of him and i've been on hold for 3 hours

Yugamu in like every single conversation #HundredLine

kinda annoying permanently grappling with the unfair broken tgirl experience of losing out on your childhood yet simultaneously never feeling like you've ever grown up into an adult

Possibly my least popular opinion is i still dont Get why crash bandicoot is so popular and beloved. What if donkey kong country had a different camera angle and was slow as shit and much more finicky to play. What if the animal mascot was generic and had the same attitude every post sonic one has

Combination of winter and getting the start of a cold is getting to me, its like there's a bar that only lets me enjoy things or feel joy at 50% when i know it should be higher, cannot wait for summer 😑

the Last few years,,, i kept crelebrating Star wars day on the Wrong day..... but this time we are on time,,, ha ha ha Hugo and i.... wish everyrone a happy Star wars day....!!! - Skungo

the president should be a big brain that floats around and attack syou

My current plan to fix Archie Comics is as follows: - Put Archie on E - Put Betty on T - Veronica transitioning out of spite - Nonbinary Jughead with bigger sandwich

The single biggest story in video games this month, prompting widespread concern across the community, and the ESA has no comment. Thank you @duckvalentine.bsky.social for holding them accountable for their total failure on this issue

ur weird queer autistic feral therian babyfur slut neighbor will hold the line against corporate sanitation more than any one of your favorite tiktok twinks ever will

Went to a new ramen place that does 100 bowls a day and ong the broth was so creamy and amazing

Hopelessly addicted to ginger beer... If you told child me my favourite drink would one day be ginger beer I'd think u were insane. But it's so refreshing and we already live off ginger snacks and gummies since me and my partner both get motion sick from games easily so why not

learning about jd vance's A.T. Field against my will

Bablyon 5 S5 is a very weird show since it kind of ended and then rebooted on a new network without a main character BUT it has a lower decks ep where we follow random janitor schmucks during a massive battle and we see their POV of huge conversations (this rules) so it's still got the juice

Full Thursday Alchemist!

So many cool new video games come out constantly but at any moment i could just be replaying the legend of zelda: oracle of seasons and the legend of zelda: oracle of ages for the gameboy colour

Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited?

Nagi from NEO TWEWY

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

I bet they wouldn't have pulled the trigger on this if Take Two didn't decide to do exactly the same thing with GTA6. Every day, it looks more and more like that one game will be marking the end times for video games.

Splatoon Raiders looks neat but when will they hurry up and make the splatoon spin off game that really matters: a rhythm game where you can dress up the 7 idols and play songs from the games would sell one squillion copies

As always

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR

a predictable favorite

The most powerful lore explanation you can ever produce is "don't worry about it"

(writing this down)

you know, i've never stopped to think about it, but i actually just don't understand the concept of hating a fictional character. this is straight up a blind spot in my theory of mind. what do you mean they're detracting from your enjoyment of the story? they are the story???

Finished deltarune chapter 5 and the 100th day of hundred line in the same day, video games are so amazing and creative omg

rereading my blog post on deltarune chapters 3 and 4 as i mull over 5 and this musing about the fandom is still relevant lol ponett.dog/blog/assorte...

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I need this Tactics Ogre jacket.

Based on this:

i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.

they're right and they should say it