greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

I have no boughs and I must deck

This is me like twice a week at this point

wow E33 so deep. sometimes artists get too absorbed and lost in their art, how fucking mindblowing...

"art direction = graphics" to a lot of people. E33 is pretty but color palette is very...mmm

EA being the last major acquisition the Saudi Fund does before they have to horrifically contract due to decline in demand for fossil fuels and their 15 Rapture-Tier Super Cities all falling apart is a lot like going 'whew, just barely made my flight!' on 9/11

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

I can't believe they Netflixed Game Pass

let the gourd times roll

Deep rock galactic provides the fantasy of working in a blue collar field while getting the resources you actually need to properly do your job

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

It's on purpose. You're meant to feel helpless and hopeless so that you give up and accept misery as inevitable so that people who are already so wealthy they cannot even comprehend it are able to steal more money, even though it is meaningless to them. That's all.

Today is the only day you can post this

me: it's been so long since i saw the end credits of a game that affected me emotionally also me: time for some gaming [starts up an endless roguelite or survival game]

Angela Rayner bent to just about all of current Labour's demands (derogatory). She has spent five years betraying her old values and making sure she toes the party line. And the party has Corbyn'd her anyway. I hope other leftwing MPs take this as a valuable lesson.

BRONTOSAURUS: roar STEGOSAURUS: roar TYRANNOSAURUS: roar THESAURUS: bellow

*logs into spotify to listen to music* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID *logs into youtube to watch political content* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID *turning on your computer to start using it* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID

Enjoy my final moments at @cawleygames.bsky.social community night. The things we do for content, huh?! www.twitch.tv/cawleygames/...

Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01

"Lock in"? bitch I'm locked out. I made too many attempts and now I can't access my brain for 24 hours.

Still very annoyed that 'remaster' went from 'vanilla plus experience available on modern platforms' to 'we remade the game 1:1 and made it look and run worse'

The only appropriate response to Ubisoft demanding that old games be destroyed

>shows up >makes 3 of the most interesting RPGs ever made >leaves

need the top level of entertainment to collapse already so crossover culture can stop

Politics is not a game. It's people's lives. The Government's welfare cuts will have a catastrophic impact on the sick & disabled, and plunge hundreds of thousands of people into poverty. It's simple: show some humanity and drop this Bill, now.

beer fans stop trying to convince me "this one will be different, you just haven't found the right beer" challenge level impossible i simply do not like beer

When you remember a minor social misstep from 27 years ago:

"so true bestie" i say in response to the most insane thing you've ever said

Good water level music in a video game should make you feel as if you have returned to the womb.

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

eating Italian-American pussy call that gabagrool

[gay duke nukem voice] i've got balls to feel

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Hoagie of Sin

Might be a hot take but I don't think ray tracing is always worth it.

why does bluesky think i give a fuck about Splatoon? i've literally never played it in my life but my feed is constantly littered with stuff about it🤷

This would fix me.

please don’t be mad at me but i send an email to rfk with your address on it and told him about which paradox games youve grown rather fond of