Sometimes people say they love something and then describe my idea of hell.

Honestly they could have just skeeted Bomberman Collection and it would have been fine.

The one thing weirder than someone more complete than me is someone who's obviously not put together at all but tells me they are.

A creature capable of INCREDIBLE opacity.

Resisting the urge to be mean grows difficult

Its water wraith Wednesday

this rabbit rage baits for an amazing reason (she wants to get hit)

Crash out

what ARE you blithering on about?

Tuesday. How do we cope🤔

it is both liberating and terrifying to be secure in the knowledge that transgender people are literally the divine force of good against evil on the game board of human history

when the it/they pronouns hit

@phantomnua.bsky.social is gonna be a different page where I post game screenshots and generally have a chiller vibe. Follow there or don't. Starlight is just unfiltered me, so stick here for that.

Alright world you can chill

Being myself is exhausting me

Gone, reduced to 3G.

Same, Dragaux, same

Love it when dreams come true. 😋 Thanks @tangerinecookie.bsky.social!

TRAIN JOURNEY SOON WOO

see, things can always be deleted later, so just post them and see what happens

I’m starting to suspect the mega wealthy are a bunch of sick and evil cunts.

Why IS rainbow road a uterus? Is the Mushroom Kingdom itself submissive and breedable?

pink for an amazing reason

aw jeez here come the it pronouns

Ended up trying out the GameShare feature that the recent update added to Kirby Air Riders, and I was pleasantly surprised by how well the game plays when streamed to a nearby Switch 1 There's a downgrade in graphics, obviously, but not one bad enough to affect gameplay too much #KirbyAirRiders

got a new gadget (non-electronic) and it's honestly the coolest thing I've got my hands on recently

nintendo: announces new mario game that is a bit too expensive the NintenDeen video in the related videos section: Nintendo is PUBLICLY EXECUTING MARIO via LETHAL INJECTION?????

Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Stop that staring with those giant eyes I can't take this from everyone I try to kiss But each new sensation makes me Take my hand, take my hips and break me.

GAY PEOPLE IN TOMODACHI LIFE NOW (Yonny as Jess ofc, Dingo as Hugh Morris for some reason) #pikmin

You should be able to choose all three gender options for Miis just like you can for their dating preferences. Saying this for a friend.

GAYS LEGALIZED IN TOMODACHI LIFE

New threat just dropped

honestly think I'm a villain, like, villain-coded but I also think I'm a good person maybe the heroes in this world are just assholes

Pikmin Bluesky:

me and my complete collection of first party Joy-Con Rail accessories.

I don't need friends, they disappoint me.

Yes, this does mean that rats can only be convicted by other rats, and no rat would ever vote to convict another rat, therefore all rats are innocent of all crimes. It's a flaw baked in to the Constitution, blame the Founding Fathers.