I've never had a "disappointmentmare" before. That was harrowing.

Do everything right Have a sleep schedule Exercise Get sunlight Shower Eat (including vegetables) ...and come 6PM I'm just as awake as I was at 2PM! Wow! This shit works! Fuck!

forgiving myself is way harder than forgiving others today at least

Choking on thoughts of the future

Feel awful -> Bad Sleep -> Feel worse -> sleep worse ok. i didn't like. ask to be born or anything

Time to pivot to #waterfox. Firefox is apparently going all in on A"I". www.waterfox.com/blog/no-ai-h...

There's a countdown with an unknown number, after it reaches 0 this will become an obstagoon fan page and waterfox shill acc I am SICK of nickit and firefox

Hot take 5G kinda underrated but also way overadvertised

frendly reminder

We should definitely eat !

tired because I haven't eaten haven't eaten because too tired

Curling up, crying, smiling. Today I'm living, but it feels like dying.

They should make getting out of bed illegal

I don’t think the government should decide which apps you can install on your phone

Olimar’s `posterior’ is roughly 6 mm across in total, or ~3 mm for each `half’, and it’s just about as thick. Its height is about 4.5 mm. If I’ve done my measurements and math correctly, Olimar’s ass has a volume of 84.82 cubic millimeters. I hope the Olimar Fanatics are pleased by my findings.

Campbell's executives do NOT respect the sect of soup. They are so NOT getting the respect of Adagio in G Minor.

No, I am never "getting over it", I am letting my anger fuel me.

I logged into Nintendo Today! for the birthday post and this is the opening frame shdjspshs.

If anime has taught me anything, it's that "rivals for life" should spend a lot of time kissing

Remember:

I don't know who needs to hear this but the Malvinas belonging to the UK is a conservative position regardless of alternatives.

imagine you could just take a planet in your hand and take a bite. the consequences? perhaps a galactic size hefty gal? i mean what's wrong with that?

*pokes u with my stylus*

Cerejeanne is still endgame for the Bayonetta universe it just needs to be reset repeatedly a-la Madoka Magika

iiSu huh

The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population. How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich? They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.

this is only half a gender of course, but at least it's forever

gun that makes you french

WHERE YOU CAN PLAY IT

I'm a career fedposter

You can't nominate Newsom and then also complain that trans people didn't vote to save *your* sorry ass while the trolley still runs them over either way If it's "not worth losing an election over", then don't. It's 2025. The election is 2028. You've got plenty of time to find a better candidate

The important lesson of Lapis Lazuli is that working in the civil service is torture and that running away with your twunk lover won't fix that, but dating an autistic girl will.

I absolutely hate the apparent fact that energy and consciousness are inherently quantised. Fuckass universe.

You know what, I'm mad. Switch 2 does a pretty bad job upscaling Nintendo Switch games that haven't been updated when it has absolutely no reason to be bad at it, even system level FSR1 would go a long way. Smash Ultimate looks worse from a Switch 2 than a Switch 1!

Oh my god The Doctor and Donna Noble yelling at eachother is hot to me I'm so bi it hurts it HURTS

Same, phone, same

Execs always claim bloated budgets increase retail prices. This is a lie. They will always increase prices to whatever they think they can get away with. Always have, always will. AI is merely a new get-richer-quicker scheme. And execs will never admit the most bloated costs… are themselves.

what www.them.us/story/olympi...

oh my god Jacinthe Zone == Domain Expansion

It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

Only on bluesky dot app can we get Dick Cheney Mommy Milkers edits. And that’s beautiful to me

LORGE

Incapable of being normal about this so I speak no further.

translation from Lumiosian: DILF detected

Daily Fuck Microsoft Thread, Day 5 I had a good day today! One of the best this week. ^_^ FUCK MICROSOFT

I detest the time change. Science actually shows Standard time is more aligned with natural circadian rhythms. med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...

Hey.