you're not slick posting pics of Obama and saying "a REAL knob bob Peace Boy!!!!" when he fucking ramped up ICE, increased CPB's capacity for assault and abuse, drone bombed the shit out of everyone, etc etc etc like the state is not a mechanism of peace

everyone I love is pissing

i'm Seeing the Cubes

look if I see one more mormon clown beat a disabled refugee I'm gonna fucking lose it

Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert

I'm so tired that I thought this said "SAY NO TO YOUR BOOBS"

plato's allegory of da deep dish pizza

RABBIT TRAP IS A MASTERPIECE IM GONNA THROW UP IGNORE THE BAD REVIEWS WORK FOR THE ALLEGORY AND THEN BARF

Design solutions for systemic problems (sticking my leg in a compression tube once a week vs actually trying to find a meaningful cause for the mystery leg swelling)

they should make a this week that doesn't give me unimaginable bodily pain and exhaustion nor tacks a month onto my eternal energy deficit

make video game

import *this* (kickflips a porcelain sink and biffs it so bad they slough into a crunchy sort of goo)

Universal challenge for everyone on planet earth but esp podcasters in 2026: stop saying transphobia when you are talking about transmisogny specifically

sneak peek at an upcoming publication 👀👀👀

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Test print of our exploits let’s fucking GOOOOOO the texture from the half tone I’m 🥵

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space heelys

OPPOSE ALL IMPERIALISM IN ALL ITS FORMS FROM ALL NATIONS - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'GOOD' IMPERIALISM ONLY BAD IMPERIALISM. BE MORALLY CONSISTENT

sanity lost me

the "Running Man"? his name's TERRY FOX, sweatie 🙂‍↔️

NEW YEARS BEST HOLIDAY FOR ONE MOMENT WE ALL IMAGINE A BETTER WORLD

White people have made enough everyone shut up. Edgar Wright I hate you.The Running Man is so bad. And also what a waste of Lee Pace in the kinkiest little get up

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026

happy new yeak from Gurgflieb

3D printing is just like okay maybe this new CAD software will be the one that fixes me (it won’t)

ready to shave off the old year and embrace the new

you know it's gonna be a hell of a crashout when you get Canon in D stuck in your head

omg... just skircin' it...

I see y'all doing goty threads. but look. it's me. Silksong wins every category. thank you goodnight

By unexistant demand! For the first time in history! THE TC GAME AWARDS 2025! We have a night full of NO REVEALS and ZERO SERIOUSNESS prepared! Join us on this wonderful event where we go over the BEST games for 2025!

I can't fucking stop this shit

Immigrating will have a person overjoyed about getting boxes of regionally specific hot cereal for Xmas I haven’t had malt o meal in five and a half years

I can't fucking stop this shit

I am not even joking when I say that I got "PIZZA FRIEND'S BOOBS"

crave running a suicide hotline ad back to back with chick-fil-a now that everyone's watching gay hockey is just so fucking on the nose

My #veloxturbo3 entry is up! Watch Tegan head out to make a deal in the frigid husk of a dying nation in Voidseekers, a story about nothingness and a cool vape air-gong.itch.io/voidseekers

music for @aircrystal.bsky.social! including a @corncobbing.bsky.social remix! go check out Voidseekers!

sorry for dabbing on your dead husband. I got my buttons swapped

your spine is the scene of the crime

more of a service big top. honka honka

sadna? he's fucking GONGE

absolutely clenching for joy

am I a bad feminist for having a period?

Ugh, what child is THIS?

the hogldays are for BIG uASS CARDIGANS