Beautiful women from New York City are pronouncing coffee with three syllables

we don’t have a black friday sale, we just have smut diskettepress.com

If you’re ever drawing a comic and decide that the protag needs to drive an absolute shitbox of a truck even if it’s completely correct and excellent characterization don’t do it I am in hell. What’s a truck. Car fucker artists are built different and I quake at their feet

chuffed.org/project/crip... donate to crips for eSIMs for Gaza here, one of Alice Wong’s (and co’s) invaluable projects.

Not to be old and unhip but I’m literally so in love with my wife and being (gay) married is so fun and awesome

Fully half your face and one ear can be bright red burning agony and swollen to twice its usual size and a rheumatologist will still say damn that’s crazy…. Anyway….

Be in enough pain for long enough and you’ll start developing sexual fantasies about your wife deveining you like a shrimp

Use case for having a basic taste in music my friend died horribly about a year ago and on a walk tonight some dude outside a McDs was belting Red Hot Chili Peppers Otherside. Pour one out for Adrian and listen to Saintseneca so you can drunk yell when I die tragically the new album rips

Saw a Japanese maple earlier that was the reddest thing I’ve ever seen in my human life. One of the world’s little miracles…

Admin cutting airport capacity right before thanksgiving can’t believe somebody is finally interested in mitigating superspreader events

Too bad Cheney didn’t die like four months ago the sheer production value of recent instalments really drives home the injustice of old age for war criminals

Transhumanist as in

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

Happy Halloween to beautiful women on the internet only

Running into an esoteric onomatopoeia problem for the comic. How would you write a gasp and sigh via literal sounds? I refuse to write literal gasp and literal sigh next to our awesome tulpa

Me: cute shit is hack shit the second I catch a wiff of uwu pandering all of my good will withers like a skunk on a salt flat Silksong fleas: Me: …except Silksong fleas.

ALBUM IVE BEEN WAITING SEVEN YEARS FOR DROPS TOMM LIMITED EDITION COLOUR VINYL BUT SHIPPING IS 40 GODDAMN CANADIAN DOLLARS WHY DID WE IMMIGRATE

Prequel DLC print edition before the game is even real

YES

Did Justin Trudeau also have a fake bisexual era I’m trying to tally what they have in common beyond blackface and undue cultural goodwill in the 2010s

All that money to set a Pokémon is France and you can’t even give a snom a cigarette smdh

Merry salmon run to all who celebrate who wants to see fish corpses

Me: leather and fossils have me in a chokehold so I made it a pseudo costume Mae: I’m the fossils 😌

I told y'all... slutty lake fossil

I need someone to hold me hostage til I cave and buy the two prong stitching iron I’ve needed for literal months. $10 for a tool and $10 for shipping just microwaves all of my will

Real Tuesday of a Wednesday

Heads up for TERF sticker (that was promptly disappeared after this photo) if you don’t want to see that shit but a really exemplary instance of eugenics here. Trans liberation and disabled liberation shaking hands forever.

My hungry ass could never work at an amethyst mine

They put columnar basalt in silksong for me specifically btw

Every time I see a heinously drawn fat person I am dropping the Morpho PDF

Saluting whomever is responsible for the oil brushes in the Procreate update juicyyyy (landscape sketch to try them out)

Rolling up to an ostensible peer group like HEY are any of you GOTH HORNY and PISSED OFF and being smothered to death with an animal crossing plush after being deemed insufficiently wholesome and cozy

Look at my pebbles

Sitting in a parked car spitting into my hand to examine coral fossils while Mae grabs a poutine pick up order real fossil heads know

Swear to god blind baking pie crusts is a lie every time I’m like oh this is a good idea every time it’s a disaster. Or we just have a terrible and tiny oven. Either way I’m being victimized

My favourite neighbourhood definitely a fire hazard fabric store closed unceremoniously I’m actually so sad. Old woman who ran the place would always kick a few bucks off the price per metre for me. Moral of the story: don’t love anything in Toronto in six months it will be a weed store or Shoppers

In a few weeks they’re putting me in a tube and the tube will fix me

Annual pleading at the feet of big pharma to cover my copay successful 🔥 Why does each pill cost $65 🔥 I have provincial med coverage that covers most of the cost but what remains after most is still a lot 🔥

His ass is not helping

Here’s a practical exercise: every time you see any messaging from *anywhere* that says oh don’t worry about xyz unless you’re immunocompromised ™ sub in Amelia from Bluesky ™. X doesn’t kill anyone but Amelia from Bluesky! Everyone can do whatever! except for Amelia who shouldn’t live a life!

Not to cock the gun labelled in-fighting but I am so deeply fucking pissed off about overwhelmingly low support needs neurodivergent ppl fully losing their shit over the eugenics inherent to America ™ only now that the government is making the subtext text w RFK

Dead horse at this point but ppl using Chat GPT for rock/fossil IDing why are you asking the confident lying machine do you not want to learn. Look up your region on mindat right now 👈

In 7-8 business years I need to get my shit together and start hawking leather saw a vendor at a thing w such abysmal stitch quality (and LASER CUT DESIGNS. UGH) I need to one-up them out of principle

Can everyone bully @volcanicdynamo.bsky.social into finishing disco elysium so I can disco-post without concern for spoilers thank you

Trying to find a tape measure to check the diameter of my head for a hat I’m knitting like fuck my body really does betray my degeneracy

My friend…

The horrible secret artists won’t tell you is that all paintings are horrifically ugly up until the exact moment they’re not

Weapons fumbles the bag in the exact same way Hereditary does. HACK. SHIT.