OPPOSE ALL IMPERIALISM IN ALL ITS FORMS FROM ALL NATIONS - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'GOOD' IMPERIALISM ONLY BAD IMPERIALISM. BE MORALLY CONSISTENT

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

White people have made enough everyone shut up. Edgar Wright I hate you.The Running Man is so bad. And also what a waste of Lee Pace in the kinkiest little get up

retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026

NEW YEARS BEST HOLIDAY FOR ONE MOMENT WE ALL IMAGINE A BETTER WORLD

3D printing is just like okay maybe this new CAD software will be the one that fixes me (it won’t)

Immigrating will have a person overjoyed about getting boxes of regionally specific hot cereal for Xmas I haven’t had malt o meal in five and a half years

music for @aircrystal.bsky.social! including a @corncobbing.bsky.social remix! go check out Voidseekers!

I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)

My simplest surviving the complicated holidays tip is move to another country and get your garbage car impounded so any effort to travel is extremely expensive and involves a border crossing

Update: they should make a beginner blender tutorial for ppl who are good at things (me)

Profound eroticism of refilling aftermarket printer ink cartridges. There’s syringes, cracking open insides, whirring, drips, overriding proprietary tech, really has everything

Cool friends will have you grinding your teeth opening up the blender donut tutorial and hating that video has superseded written instructions

Anyone else rock hard over the ™ atomic clock in Colorado going down from a wind storm the day before the solstice

But look at his cankles bruh my left leg has fully been twice the size of my right for a year at this point (a medical mystery that no healthcare professionals want to systemically address lmao) and I can fuck and suck with the best of them. Foul disability politics and it’s not even good cope!

Also the sheer cope to act like Trump being wobbly means we’ll all be saved in x number of days like he’s not mostly being puppeteered by fuckin Hegseth and Miller and a million more virile ghouls who are less likely to collapse into dust in a stiff breeze like

I’m so serious all of the Trump health™ posting is so fucking unserious lmao the man is old as dirt and he has an old man body and the implicit association between being physically unwell and being an unstable bloviating fascist is not fucking cute lmao and it’s ALWAYS THE LIBS

Huge fan of being someone’s totally real love who’s totally real and just lives in Canada and also the Canadian version: having a totally real love she just lives in New York City

If you’re ever recording a prolonged voice memo do your best to keep the mic clear so you don’t end up with the marble hornets edit

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Beautiful women from NYC will make you banana bread while wearing lingerie

Beautiful women from New York City flexing to a degree never before seen on planet earth

Every day I open Discord and unbidden Kieran Culkin mumbles ‘discord makes my dick hord’ and it’s only getting truer

Wishing a very redacted on our apartment’s laundry room shout out to the THREE BAGS OF SOPPING WET LAUNDRY THAT WILL BE LANGUISHING IN OUR BATHTUB OVERNIGHT because the dryers are 99% busted and the washer spin cycles barely work and the working dryers are being camped on til the room closes at 9

They Shoot Horses Don’t They strong contender in the sometimes old movies are good cadre. Best title drop of all time ever I’m ill

Not to be gay on main but uh

maybe you want all the songs I wrote for @skittzo.bsky.social's Monsters of Mican? Including Skittzo's own delightful cover of Jorts from Grögol Bonanza? decimae.bandcamp.com/album/decima...

The city should pay me $10,000 a day to chain smoke next to a pond and correct parents when they tell their kids an egret is ‘uhhhhh a stork’

Manifesting a dream-logic surrealist erotic comic in the extended (still simmering) Drive All Night universe working title Nocturnal Emissions. Show of hands who wants goth and emotionally fraught T4T porn wetly rendered by yours truly

Checking the bank account like fight club is reclaimable actually

Beautiful women from New York City are pronouncing coffee with three syllables

we don’t have a black friday sale, we just have smut diskettepress.com

If you’re ever drawing a comic and decide that the protag needs to drive an absolute shitbox of a truck even if it’s completely correct and excellent characterization don’t do it I am in hell. What’s a truck. Car fucker artists are built different and I quake at their feet

chuffed.org/project/crip... donate to crips for eSIMs for Gaza here, one of Alice Wong’s (and co’s) invaluable projects.

Not to be old and unhip but I’m literally so in love with my wife and being (gay) married is so fun and awesome

Fully half your face and one ear can be bright red burning agony and swollen to twice its usual size and a rheumatologist will still say damn that’s crazy…. Anyway….

Be in enough pain for long enough and you’ll start developing sexual fantasies about your wife deveining you like a shrimp

Use case for having a basic taste in music my friend died horribly about a year ago and on a walk tonight some dude outside a McDs was belting Red Hot Chili Peppers Otherside. Pour one out for Adrian and listen to Saintseneca so you can drunk yell when I die tragically the new album rips

Saw a Japanese maple earlier that was the reddest thing I’ve ever seen in my human life. One of the world’s little miracles…

Admin cutting airport capacity right before thanksgiving can’t believe somebody is finally interested in mitigating superspreader events

Too bad Cheney didn’t die like four months ago the sheer production value of recent instalments really drives home the injustice of old age for war criminals

Transhumanist as in

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

Happy Halloween to beautiful women on the internet only

Running into an esoteric onomatopoeia problem for the comic. How would you write a gasp and sigh via literal sounds? I refuse to write literal gasp and literal sigh next to our awesome tulpa

Me: cute shit is hack shit the second I catch a wiff of uwu pandering all of my good will withers like a skunk on a salt flat Silksong fleas: Me: …except Silksong fleas.

ALBUM IVE BEEN WAITING SEVEN YEARS FOR DROPS TOMM LIMITED EDITION COLOUR VINYL BUT SHIPPING IS 40 GODDAMN CANADIAN DOLLARS WHY DID WE IMMIGRATE