Just finished the art for the comic I’m going to curl up in a dark hole now. To nurse my exhausted art gland

Despicable what wealthy ppl spend money on if I had money and room I’d be building a canoe rn. I’d be doing stained glass. I’d be firing pottery. I’d be faceting gems. I’d be building the world’s most subtly erotic wooden coffee table. But nooo they have to murder everyone instead

Relationships are living organisms and love is an action btw

Pigeons fucking framed by pigeon spikes finally some real praxis

Moratorium on the hug emoji til ppl can use their words and ask follow up questions

I appreciate the impulse of an increased value in identity and I am *acutely* aware of erasure sucking shit but if I see one more thinkpiece about a bisexual woman married to some guy™ insisting on their queerness while ignoring the material and systemic benefits of being perceived as straight™

I don’t care what the pope said the pope is the fucking pope. Why are we doing image laundering for Catholicism one of the most evil entities on planet earth. Not just historically also right this very second

Getting emotional about whelk egg cases on this gray Sunday

In a better world Trump would be on RuPaul’s Drag Race rn

28 yrs later bone temple #cottagecore film for the ages. Also huge representation for betadine truthers with skull collections (me)

There’s a bit in one of my favourite books where a fucked up guy in an effort to stop the future from being worse than it will be basically walks across a meadow alongside an alligator yelling kill yourself so emphatically it becomes a physical force and it is a soothing image. To me

Everyone read more poetry now. Poetry by authors who don’t post excerpts on Instagram signed -me

as promised, here's @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social explaining their artistic process to us 💖💖

Not that I think it would have meaningfully helped matters but at a certain point one must bemoan a lack of aim

Bandwagon

Me sulking Kieran Culkin-ly I don’t look like a matador and nobody wants to fuck me 😞

I stand for the flag and the flag is Dona Sebastiana O Agente Secreto

>:)

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Some of the ways ppl talk about AI veer very quickly into Dignity Through Labour and I simply think that Protestant talking points are not a useful or interesting lens of critique lol

‘I’m an anarchist with tits don’t START with me’ - @suswave.bsky.social

Happy trans day of visibility to all of the nurses when I was hospitalized who thought @suswave.bsky.social was my mother

Had a therapist ask me once what my particular flavour of nonbinary gender affirming care would look like and the only thing I could come up with is breaking my nose and having it not set right during healing. So if anyone wants to break my nose today for TDOV I’m soliciting

I love it when Americans are like the PROPAGANDA HORRORS of STATE SPONSORED MEDIA like Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie and its Ontario Creates bumper lmao

Women with large and or prominent noses you are so beautiful and you are more beautiful for having a large and or prominent nose. Slamming the simp button. Thank you for your time

This is actually the coolest shit on planet earth

In approximately 16 hours my wife will be a pristine tube

I love critiques of the Mario movie that amount to fuuuuck they’re putting more ads? In my ad?

>:)

Cursing Zaum for the tiny measurehead that pops up to say your body betrays your degeneracy whenever I floss

it's even more praxis to acknowledge and correct grave typesetting errors

Fight Club is reclaimable

I’m like drive time radio Werner Herzog

‘We have to kill America. See? My politics are good.’ - @volcanicdynamo.bsky.social

So much of being alive rn is just me shouting good lord just be earnest about having an eating disorder. I just had to read someone bemoaning their ‘food noise’ sure sounds like you’re pathologizing a mammal behaviour in a world that incentivizes food restriction above all else

Screaming over the price of Nintendo games DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COPPER WIRE YOU CAN BUY FOR THAT MUCH MONEY

Not to vague post but yet again the sheer amount of cowardice for free. Unreal. Pathetic. I’m pointing and laughing. If you can’t win you can at least be vindicated

The things cozy games take for granted as cozy tend to be absolute indictments of the politics of the creators and cozy-as-genre needs to be killed with a gun

Showing you my resume and it’s just one beautifully painted raindrop

it's so sad that toronto isn't real, but you really have to admire bryan lee o'malley and matt johnson for their creativity

Why did nobody tell me Being John Malkovich is like that

I clown on CanCon a lot but gotta say ‘I’m from Waterloo where the vampires hang out’ is maybe the best line delivery of all time. Saluting Always Sunny guy for a surprisingly serviceable Canadian accent

Watching my girlfriend stream a Mario taking all of my willpower to not type SHE LOVES PIPE every time there’s a pipe

putting this in the front

Sure FB is evil but is also under-utilized as a grounding exercise I’ll be going through it and open the feed and see someone I know doing their pregnancy announcement via running a marathon at Disney World. Deeply affirming of the kind of life I’ve chosen to live

Hate to say that Scott Pilgrim the movie the game is rlly bringing it w the Toronto references in a way the first game didn’t

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.