Hate to say that Scott Pilgrim the movie the game is rlly bringing it w the Toronto references in a way the first game didn’t

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

How the fuck are ppl bootlicking for free

I am the Tom of Finland of Moomin

Vaporizing the exes of every beautiful woman with my mind beam. This is the merciful option

Throwing eggs at Yorgos Lanthimos as per usual

Set up as rich in horror allegory as a Japanese internment camp and they’re like what if the real horror is scary mommy woman in a kimono walking weird. The hatred in my heart

Can they stop making seasons of acclaimed anthology series where they’re not exclusively white dudes but suck badly. Shaking my fist at The Terror season two yelling THIS SHOULD BE GOOD but it’s NOT AUGHHHH

Who wants to see pics from today’s cold walk most photogenic chickadee poses for me w sumac snack

JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes. CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.

Also if your only point of reference for fragrance is getting blasted into next week by Axe or bath and body works there are so many esoteric perfume houses that will have you smelling like a whole vibe. The world is larger than just adolescent musk and sugar cookie vanilla sparkle

Cannot recommend enough trying perfume samples for gender reasons smell is an underrated means of euphoria… spend $3 today…

Boomers are right about ellipses I love trailing off

I love my simp wife @suswave.bsky.social

📢 IT’S NOT INCLUSIVE IF THEY’RE ALL THIN 📢

Your average self identified inclusive artist cannot conceptualize a fat person. Bonus points if they’re queer

Humiliating to think of yourself as a person who doesn’t watch movies ™ realizing you watch a lot of movies

Diversity win asshole leaving pickle chip residue on game controller that makes your wife go I am wiping this off immediately is not a man

Spent most of the day meditatively scraping the flesh side of leather to thin it feeling deeply attuned to the grand arc of time… I’m not knapping flint and have a very sexy knife instead but goddamn for an afternoon a person thousands of years ago and I had something in common isn’t that reassuring

Got some incredible prints from @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social (after a short bureaucratic fight with a post cop) These are getting framed and walled 🙂‍↕️

Lotta ppl trying for body positivity when they can’t even manage body neutrality. Next extra medium poster rolling up with GIRLS who have a SINGLE ABDOMINAL FOLD when they DELIBERATELY BEND OVER deserve LOVE TOO owes me $70 or needs to get fat immediately

ICE resistance everywhere but especially in the twin cities is anarchism in action btw and it is built on the organizing and principles of Black Lives Matter and AIM work. Government wants to disappear your community and Dems twiddling their thumbs? Do it without them.

"The leaderless character of the resistance to ICE in Minnesota is precisely what has made it effective. The everyday anarchism of the Minneapolis revolution is its greatest strength." Amazing report from @crimethinc.com on the recent general strike in #Minneapolis. crimethinc.com/2026/02/01/c...

it is both liberating and terrifying to be secure in the knowledge that transgender people are literally the divine force of good against evil on the game board of human history

Literally nothing better on planet earth than a specific tool I’m going to be riding the high of this new (leather) skiver for WEEKS

Decompress from the horrors of navigating software by drawing flesh. This is universal advice

God forbid a multitalented bitch want to extrude an SVG in Blender for printing purposes. Heaven for-fucking-fend

Extra shout out to Adobe Fresco for being like ooo we have vector brushes and then REFUSING TO EXPORT AS A VECTOR WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT A VECTOR BRUSH IF YOU WEREN’T EXPORTING AS A VECTOR

I FUCKING HATE VECTORS THINGS SHOULD BE THE SIZE THEY ARE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUU and why don’t you WORK

Desperately seeking photos of cool rocks you’ve (yes you) have found where you live. Enrichment for my enclosure. Will trade pics of fossils and agates I’ve found honestly and also amethyst and sodalite that were from pick through a mine pile type situations

Anyway wearing a mask is cool and sexy because a) I have no choice b) I live in the world as it actually exists and not the world that benefits only shareholders c) I care about other people’s well-being and d) it’s very cool and sexy to stymy the surveillance state in a simple and elegant way

Immunocompromised ppl watching everyone uncritically say that ICE is MASKED (they’re covering their faces, important distinction) while masking is increasingly interpersonally and systemically characterized as SUSPECT and DEVIOUS and is *being literally outlawed* like

Tim Walz and Jacob Frey going to call their elected representatives finding out they *are* the elected representatives like oh jeez fellas we’re all outta ideas

MN elected dems turning themselves inside out to vaguely gesture at violence ~maybe~ being bad while steadfastly buoying the state’s monopoly on violence as long as it’s respectable ™ violence an absolute classic. Politicians will never save a single person.

"Untrained" FUCK YOU THEY ARE TRAINED TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU FUCKING LIAR AND YOU KNOW THIS

People drove by. "Oh no! Is everyone okay?" "It's an ICE vehicle" Laughter erupts and people got out to take photos.

Look I haven’t lived in Minnesota for ten years at this point but holy shit seeing thousands and thousands of ppl from my home state striking and taking to the streets in -10 F° weather fucking -33 windchill I’m just. THATS FUCKING MINNESOTA BABY THATS REAL SHIT

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

#1 reason I immigrated to Canada was so I could yell at Americans being wrong about Canada and Canadians being wrong about America. #2 leech that free healthcare while doing nothing for society

Carney getting cred for standing up to America ™ while decrying international law never applying to America ™ Canada is STILL FUNDING ISRAEL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IM GOING TO SCREAM

In my grandpa era watching harbor cam livestream. They have videos where they’ll tell you about the boats too. Highly recommend watching a very old cargo ship moving very slowly through icy water it’s the song of the summer

This happened to me when my leg exploded and I kept my favourite toe moult chunk in a ziploc btw

The way everyone is like RESPECT GREENLANDS SOVEREIGNTY WE STAND WITH DENMARK and I’m. Is thing on

Whatever country you are from, it's bad. There are no good countries, just more or less oppressive (and most are moving toward "more"). They should all be torn down and stamped out.

I love living in a shitty apartment no visceral joy like using a hairdryer to melt the ice flow on the inside of our single frozen shut window so we can run the fan. My caveman ancestors are whooping and hollering in my honour and for the orgasmic clarity in cause and effect

Every so often I turn to my beautiful and long suffering wife and say honey I am sick of the current video game I am playing are there more video games and they sigh deeply and after much consideration present me with a game or two which I play for two seconds and immediately hate

Soothing misc psychic damage looking at r/whatsthisrock and treating it like flashcards. You can take a shot every time it’s slag if you want to up the ante

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER IS SUCH A DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE MOVIE WITH RANCID POLITICS AND FOR ALL THAT ITS NOT EVEN GOOD LIB COPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Bluesky’s algorithm just spawns well-actually-poindexters like Greek philosophers thought corpses spontaneously generated maggots I swear