It’s what he deserves

One thing I can say definitively is that you will never catch me hawking washi tape lotta ppl call themselves artists when what they rlly mean is product designers

I was born significantly premature because larval me heard that June was gay month and I needed to prove a point

Y’all WISH you were married to my wife @suswave.bsky.social

👁️ DRIVE ALL NIGHT: ICTUS debuts on June 6th at #TCAF! Stop by the @diskettepress.com table for your pound of flesh – plus an onslaught of other sloppy queer masterworks.

My body inspired by the sheer emotional truth of the noble hurdy gurdy has developed its own ‘drone tone’ in the form of a constant simmering pain that lies beneath and plays off of everything I do and experience. I would have picked a different means given the choice but that’s fine

REAL AND TRUE 🍈

Canadian ass series of days (not paying for ER visit, paying for antibiotics, BOGO poutine)

In the ER browsing occurrences on Mindat call that a grounding exercise

Recommend getting rlly into seasonal produce if you’re chronically mild to moderately suicidal it gets better? Says who. It’s only few months til cherry season? Now you’re fucking talking

Canada must stop exporting Ryans

Believe you me I love an autistic rock and I love cool design but I’m throwing bricks at Project Hail Mary. You want an awesome movie about the sun being fucked watch Sunshine also Cillian Murphy ultimate babygirl is there and best part? Ryan Gosling isn’t

You ever have a medical experience so competent it makes you wonder if this is what non-disabled ppl think healthcare is. Feel like I’ve been hit by a bus

Screaming crying throwing up 😭😭😭

I love being chronically ill #mybodyisaslowlyrottingprison

Field dressing step by step articles playing coy w actual pictures of the process I don’t anticipate processing a deer I just need a look at the guts! God! Espousing the importance of slicing around the anus like it’s an apple core but I can’t get a good look at a liver smh

Wishing a merciful chafe season to all my thick thighed warriors

One of my favourite things of all time

Nobody has ever managed to capture the depths of human emotion like weird Al hardware store. That is exactly how it feels to be in a hardware store

I should dig out my tripod

sinceyouarrived.world/taken wanna see a cool website

Painting a big ol fire agate to cut out and stick on the wall everyone give it up for chalcedony

I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE'S ENORMOUS MIND @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social

Everyone give it up for vesicles all my friends love vesicles

one month

Trying to gently articulate to my pretty well meaning but very straight lib parents that I am a very gay person living a very gay life and the comic my honeys and I made is very reflective of that. Challenging. Nobody tell them my wife’s tits are in there thank you

They should invent a nonbinary flag with colours that aren’t hideous

I would like it on the public record that I am truly always talking about politics. Because everything is politics. And I like learning about and understanding the world

Cool and awesome the way a chronically ill body metabolizes stress as pain I’m like if an abandoned lighthouse were clappable

Message to all bisexual women: you literally don’t have to date men. Is proximity to straightness easier? Absolutely. Yknow why? Comphet

I’m literally drowning in earnest simps this is a humble brag and also I live in hell

Love a day when I’m having awful unilateral hip and ass pain I feel like a limping horse. My haunch

My wife is listening to music made from bread bag tags I’m listening to a podcast about Latvian anarchists these are the two genders of our household

Happy May Day thank your local anarchist

Hohhhh fuck TCAF stacked as hell this year. I say with no personal vested interest

It makes me actually insane that nobody talks about how Biden decided COVID ended ™ immediately following the uprisings of 2020. Almost like when ppl are getting a shred of UBI and healthcare and there’s an eviction moratorium there’s energy and room for resistance.

Pointing at the identical flavour of oh god oh god I had a week ago and smirking at my regular and normal wife

I think there’s a lot of money being made on the idea of nature as something that happens in distinct and rarefied areas and I think it is good for the soul and bad for capitalism to recognize it as a fabric you move through. Even the densest urban area has inky caps in landscaping mulch.

Lichen tiiiiiiiime

Kink is apolitical: wrong All sex is politics (especially cishet vanilla sex) kink just makes the politics more distinct from cultural background radiation: now you’re talking

The looming horror of working really hard on something you’re proud of and then putting it into the world. Has anyone figured out how to get around this usually I just avoid the putting it into the world part and fantasize about getting Pompeii-ed

Loving the clavicular discourse I think it’s beautiful that the politics of esoteric body dysmorphia are finally becoming egalitarian. #menshouldbehittingthemselvesintheface

Just finished the art for the comic I’m going to curl up in a dark hole now. To nurse my exhausted art gland

Despicable what wealthy ppl spend money on if I had money and room I’d be building a canoe rn. I’d be doing stained glass. I’d be firing pottery. I’d be faceting gems. I’d be building the world’s most subtly erotic wooden coffee table. But nooo they have to murder everyone instead

Relationships are living organisms and love is an action btw

Pigeons fucking framed by pigeon spikes finally some real praxis

Moratorium on the hug emoji til ppl can use their words and ask follow up questions

I appreciate the impulse of an increased value in identity and I am *acutely* aware of erasure sucking shit but if I see one more thinkpiece about a bisexual woman married to some guy™ insisting on their queerness while ignoring the material and systemic benefits of being perceived as straight™

I don’t care what the pope said the pope is the fucking pope. Why are we doing image laundering for Catholicism one of the most evil entities on planet earth. Not just historically also right this very second