Hey uuuh my work burned down so I'm outta the job until my brain recovers so maybe follow me on twitch and watch some streams so i can get some ad revenue idk im sorry it sounds like I'm grifting

I forgot to mention a few weeks ago i saw a wild owl for the first time

What if mcu doctor Doom is Ultron merged with/puppeting the corpse of Tony Stark and not an iron man variant

🔴 LIVE AT 10:00am (edt) The Leon doesn't concern himself with the zombies. #twitch #streaming #residentevil2 www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

AU where these three live in the same town

🔴 LIVE eventually AT 6:00pm (edt) Ok ok ok now we finish kingdom hearts 3d i swear #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

🔴 LIVE AT 6:00pm (edt) it's some kind of evil residence of the second variety #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

Hey um fucking what‽

I started watching breaking bad and Jesse is a more nuanced character than i was expecting. I'm not too far in but I'm seeing why people view this show as a masterpiece.

Im officially forklift certified

A halo ttrpg where you don't play as spartans but as humans as well as other alien races after the fall of the covenant and it mostly revolves around being bounty hunters/space delivery people. I feel like roleplaying the tension between post covenant humans and aliens would be interesting.

I'm rewatching the original Jurassic Park trilogy for the first time in a while and why did not one but two men with murder lizard related PTSD get duped into going to murder lizard island

Took a nap for my 15 minute break... slept for 21 minutes lol

🔴 LIVE soon 6:00pm (edt) We're possibly finishing kingdom hearts ddd #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

Me too my guy... Me too...

I work in a warehouse setting and its raining so you can really hear each drop hitting the roof and its so peaceful especially since i have no work to actually do so I'm reading manga AND A NEW CHAPTER OF BLUE EXORCIST CAME OUT ON THE 2ND WHICH MAKES IT A TRILLION TIMES BETTER!!!

🔴 LIVE NOW at 8:45 AM (edt) Mr.x is here and now I'm fucking terrified #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

I am goont -groot while stroking his branch probably

A game like nightreign but with combat closer to that of genshin

Remember this Halloween season you can put a scary mask on the middle spinny thing in your washing machine so when someone unsuspectingly opens it they'll be in for a scare muhahahahaaa

🔴 Going live soon at 6:00 pm (edt) We're starting re 2 #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

Ok ok I've decided that I'm going to skip to resident evil 2 and go on from there and one day I'll come back and actually complete 1 from start to finish. 1 is just a little difficult and I'm going to have to come in and restart knowing what I know now. Next stream is kingdom hearts 3d probably tho.

I'm very sorry i haven't been streaming as often as i used to or like at all these past couple weeks i just haven't been feeling the passion anymore. I don't want to sound like I'm ungrateful but I've been an affiliate for so long and I've barely grown and my has viewership dropped off. (1/?)

I'd probably eat a devil fruit by accident

🔴 Going live later at 6:00 pm (edt) Kingdom hearts but there's 3 Ds #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

I remember when I was growing up my parents would get me and my brother rc cars for every other Christmas except they were almost always ones that didn't work on any uneven ground and we lived at the end of a dirt road and lived in a mobile home so we could pretty much only drive in the tiny kitchen

Ok what if, in One Piece, Rocks specifically was collecting crew members he believed had buccaneer blood even if they didn't know it (considering how huge most of them were)

Sometimes it sucks to grow up because a lot of the time you'll see your GOAT become the scrote. -socrates or some shit

Im not streaming today despite saying i would at the end of yesterday's stream. I'm very drained from work and don't have it in me to stream and be entertaining.

🔴 Going live soon at 6:00 pm (edt) Something something im playing kingdom hearts 3d something something lol #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

Did...did she just Akira bike slide a fucking tiger‽

🔴 Going live now at noon (edt) We're fighting the hardest boss in resident evil history #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

Put an egg on a cream cheese blueberry bagel

🔴 Going live SOON at NOON(edt) Its me ya dad and I'm playing kingdom hearts 3d #twitch #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp

I fucking hope that building was evacuated

I don't trust artists. They're always up to something... sketchy. 🥁 🥁 💥

I feel like if these two returned at the same time they'd either get along too well or they'd hate each other's guts

🔴 Going live soon (6pm edt) Local cat boy dreams of dropping the distance #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

Me at magic night whenever I play relic robber

Not the next immediate panel lol 💀

Oh god hes such a fucking dork

🔴 Going live soon (noon edt) We're in some sort of biohazardous evil residence #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

No stream I'm exhausted from errands and a surprise extra errand but hey maybe next stream we'll do more resident evil (hehe no one's going to hold me to that promise)

🔴 Going live NOW (6pm edt) Don't have money for silk song 😔 but we do have kingdom hearts 3d #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

Me:*eating whole wheat* Carbon fiber? I thought you said carbs and fiber!

Y'ever read/watch/listen to a piece of media in which the later parts are so much better than the beginning that it actually lessens your opinion of the beginning parts? Anyways that's how i feel about the jjk manga.

🔴 Going live NOW (noon edt) We're back at Kingdom hearts 3d #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

🔴 Going live NOW dead by daylight with a pal #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

🔴 Going live in like 15 minutes (6pm EDT) Playing resident evil 1 #residentevil #twitch #youtube #streaming www.twitch.tv/lazerderp www.youtube.com/@lazerderp

Jesus: *comes back after 3 days* "I am risen" One of the apostles: "shit I've been calling him Jesus this whole time"