I’m sure the president and MAGA will respond to this excellent choice with their trademark dignity and appreciation of great artistry!

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. “He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.” -Declaration of Independence

Protect the Steam Kettle at all costs

My strong preference is for Ed Markey to not run again and also for Seth Moulton to not replace him. So…

Reminds me of the bit from Hot Shots Part Deux about Topper taking that train to Hawaii

Streisand effect at play

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

I think the Patriots need Christian Gonzalez back…

JIMMY FALLON: [visibly sweating] h-h-hey everyone, did you guys see that Jimmy Kimmel Live got taken off the air? y-y-yeah, see, see, it was because he [handed index card off screen] isn’t a tough and smart guy like Donald Trump, who definitely should have a talk show instead of me, who also sucks

this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen

Methinks President AOC or President Newsom might have something to say about Fox broadcast channel’s use of the public airwaves down the line. The right has opened a pandora’s box here.

Pritzker really is one of the few national Democrats meeting the moment

The Town is on teevee so obviously watching for the millionth time

Karl Rove is heinous and even he can’t stand it.

“ABC and Disney’s silencing of Kimmel — over a highly innocuous comment — is just the latest sign of how terrified major corporations and media companies have grown of the second Trump administration…

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

I thought the right was against cancel culture 🤔

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

I will never ever understand how people lived through four years of this man and said yes give me four more.

He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.

We must stand resolutely against political assassination and political violence of all kinds, and just as resolutely against everyone who exploits acts of violence as the pretext or excuse for political repression of political opponents.

For all the time and resources Kraft spent in West Roxbury railing against the Centre Street bike lanes and road diet, he lost every single precinct there to Mayor Wu. Primarily a credit to her message and organization. And that his focus on those was overplayed and the bikelash didn’t materialize.

According to sources familiar with the final results of today’s Boston City council at-large election, all four incumbents finished in the top four slots in this order: Ruthzee Louijeune Julia Mejia Erin Murphy Henry Santana Frank Baker will finish 5th, @ 3700 votes behind Santana.

“Boston is not for sale” @wutrain.bsky.social #bospoli

It's such a strange, revealing argument. Why should any of us give a shit about protecting people in Epstein's files? Why do they think we do? Since when is the most sacred tenet of society "privacy for relationships of the rich & powerful with the pedophile child trafficker"? Reveal them all.

In his first-ever fantasy football weekend, my 11-yr old son is learning the joy of having both Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry on his team

Of all the scammy, weird things the Josh Kraft campaign has done this feels uniquely bad and actually illegal. The FTC requires that sponsored posts be labeled #ad or #sponsored. For months, Kraft paid Boston influencers thousands of dollars for Instagram posts with no disclosure. #mapoli #bospoli

Well that checks out then

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop

Things are so upside down that the president randomly said that LA won’t get the 2028 Olympics as non sequitur today and it won’t make any coverage.

Cowards gonna cower

Sep 1st 1885 - Doc Brown, trapped in the past, wrote a letter to Marty explaining what had happened when the DeLorean was struck by lightning and where he had hidden the car. 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part III (1990)

The chances of this story being true are 0%

Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss

The greatest video game ever made

RADDATZ: One of the things they are trying to do in DC with the National Guard is have them back up local law enforcement WES MOORE: They are picking up trash

If reincarnation exists, please let me come back as a house cat.

It is only barely hyperbolic to say NIMBYism and the downstream effects of making affordable housing inaccessible are why Democrats have lost so much ground.

Dustin May alternates between strikes hitting corners with brilliant spin or complete ducks hit a mile

ROMAN ANTHONY NO-DOUBTER

so many people thought eric adams was the future of the democratic party lmao. every time there’s a new story about him i get a warm feeling and smile remembering how stupid they all were

A year ago today… God how different it could have been.

RADDATZ: The president went in to that meeting saying he wanted a ceasefire and there would be consequences if they didn't agree on a ceasefire in that meeting, and they didn't agree to a ceasefire. Where are the consequences? RUBIO: That's not the aim RADDATZ: The president said that was the aim