I recently binged the entirety of the super mario super show so here's a thread of a couple funny lines I sent to some friends:

Mr. Windychu:

"My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe"

“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

This image is underrated

*applying to a job at grunty industries* application question: do you have experience in the following: screaming at people and hitting them with a big wrench? me: *lying* yes

artist tutorial DON'T do THIS (slapping red Xs on various sketches, haven't explained why) DO do THIS (index card with 'put the money in the bag, no sudden moves' written on it)

HE NEVER MISSES

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

Problematic Loop Gap: One half of the relationship has consciously experienced more of the time loop than the other

yeah.... i think i like the sound of that...

If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain

"Dropout.tv cop show crossover" "Measles rates at record high" "New Xbox CEO wants AI to save fertility rates" "Evangelion reboot from the Nier Automata guy"

Shigeru Miyamoto was very impressed by Banjo-Kazooie during its development, even expressing that it surpasses Super Mario 64 in some ways: "If Super Mario 64 is a makunouchi bento, then Banjo-Kazooie is a deluxe makunouchi bento."

i can't see "An Apple Original" at the start of pluribus or severance without hearing toby fox saying "AN APPLE DISASTER!" in my head

Honestly the best outcome for evangelion is that it becomes anthology series where each character is tropified. Shinji is there to go "man being a teen sucks huh", gendo is each creator's dad, asuka is the girl the crearor dated in highschool. Pagliacci is there.

Dropping into random PR discussions on the public GitHub and commenting "lgtm" with a 👍

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Billions must go to the Hardware Store

mrw my friend tells me they're gonna build a shop where we can go buy bolts and screws

meme from the other site

if i were a bad demoman i wouldn't be a good demoman now would i

Products For Men (2023)

the hedgehog's dilemma is they wish to be close to one another but they constantly emit slow moving pink orbs

saw a leak for some promotional test footage and wow taro really does have exactly one idea 🙄

Heres how sega can still win the console race

Learning that the world in .hack is a vr game is so weird because im pretty sure there is multiple convos that reference characters using :-) smiley faces and walking away from their computers for whatever reason. Kite is just playing a normal mmo in my mind lmao.

Of course the .hack reboot gives kite blue hair and pronouns

#mtg #customcard Legally Distinct Black Lotus

#touhou #東方Project #reisen #yukari

#touhou #東方Project

#東方Project #touhou

#東方Project #touhou

#東方Project #touhou

if you were the lopunny cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at pokemon night out, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like a pokedex

What is with bluesky and acting like sports fans have been oppressed for 20 years

#東方Project #touhou

#東方Project #touhou

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