i hugged a pillow and felt good once and have been chasing that high (unsuccessfully) since

Pepsi man is being framed for stealing the crystal pepsi

luigi i've been a plumber for 34 years do you really think i go to some kind of mushroom kingdom

This is still the funniest shit I've ever posted

Look up tweets of someone mildly older than you from when they were your age and kill yourself

A very blurry photo of someone hitting the griddy in front of the Washington Monument reflecting pool seconds away from being tackled by a policeman

WOAH (saves to pictures) i will open an rp session with this one later

consider this, what if the demiurge is hot

What would you snuggle up to such a body pillow with my fursona, huh? Little bug? Go to sleep by yourself, or else you're in exile and in a different time zone or you're jerking off to meth all night, I don't even know which is worse. Best regards

They're replacing Tycho in the Poker Night remaster with someone's fursona

Giving yourself dysphoria with a picrew

I was playing Counter Strike 2, as I often do, when a female player, supposedly in her early 20s, started talking to me over voice chat.

my team is fucking bots

counter strike 2 looks like ungraded log video

none say reading is their special style, its always visual or aural

gun jesus is also water jesus!?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOA...

They're called lesbian because when girls meet eachother they say Lesbian a relationship

How flirty can you be in commit comments before maintainers interfere

It's horsegirl yuri bro. It's for you bro it's lit

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

i'm starting to think that having an "all posts" stream directly into spam bots' servers wasn't a good idea

I can’t explain how but I think this would fix me

do you kiss your homies with that mouth

ronaldinho soccer 64 was a psyop. the whole time. it never existed, i was the one that created those ROMs and cartridge shells and blogposts and stack exchange answers. you all have been played for fools

wordle 1713 3/6⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Flirting via straw page

I for one like normal bodies

forgot to kill myself again award

Source: Chud, cannedpocket (Soybooru, 2022-2025)

hey tourists coming in for the world cup, this is seattle you will see lots of gay people, dont be weird about it

однажды летов написал песню про source engine www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUOV...

rasterization is way better for art direction than that PUSSY-ass ray tracing

why is this aesthetic

I'm grateful to the author for the drawing, but I want to remind you once again that you shouldn't draw erotica or porn with my character

its gonna suck when i have to stop making posts saying that if you look like this i need you desperately after i have to undergo media training

gonna be gonna be voting