If you think about it, The Grinch vs. the Flying Dutchman is a pretty classic Freddy Vs. Jason type matchup. The real heavy lifting would be explaining why there is an aquatic whoville that Spongebob is visiting.

🔥 “To me, when we're talking about what justice looks like, it's ultimately getting to a place where every single fascist agent and the leaders that directed them to do what they did are held accountable to the highest degree of the law. And that means prosecution.”

Anyone with similar rhetoric ought to be amplified by Dems and pro-democracy media. Instead what do you wanna bet it will be a Newsom/Harris primary? I hope we preemptively shame Dems out of such a disastrous course of action.

How many Californians needlessly died of AIDs in the 90s while Reagan did nothing but make light of it? And just like his inhumanity toward trans and unhoused people, Newsom ought to lose the Dems' support over this, but he won't.

Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.

The right can have nazi tattoo guy. Fuck the Democratic Tea Party. Also fuck establishment Dems sooooo...

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again

Republicans are pro-death and pro-extinction.

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Don't care for the fact that it's bee a whole month since Nicolas Maduro was taken into US custody but there's been basically no updates about his trial or his detention since he put in his plea

The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.” The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.

I enjoy how many series these days have first episodes about people who fly aircraft.

I truly believe that the big Inciting Incident of "the left going too far" was Obama just being black, video game companies realizing their audience wasn't just straight ⚪️ teenage boys, and people getting shamed for being Potterheads on facebook during Rowling's publc self-disgrace. Which...

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making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

Wild fact from @billmckibben.bsky.social's latest newsletter: "The last colder-than-average month on planet earth was in February of 1985, which means that no one under the age of forty has ever known one."

a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification. you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy

Between him and Ted Nugent's "Jailbait" are the most recognizable names in MAGA rock just pedophiles?

If they re-released "Home Alone II" in cinemas with Trump digitally replaced with current Macaulay Culkin, the movie would earn $1 billion and it would make Trump sad/angry (sangry?) I have never heard of a more win-win situation.

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

NO TAXPAYER BAILOUTS FOR THE CRYPTO SPECULATORS AND CON ARTISTS. If you gambled and lost, don’t ask the American people to bail you out. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Zero Drag Queens. Just sayin'

The ASPS has come out against trans youth surgical care. The AMA then endorsed the ASPS. Meanwhile, WPATH's president-elect testified on behalf of a detransitioner who won their case. And hospitals capitulate to Trump. I write my indictment of the American medical system on trans youth care.

whose dick i gotta suck to get a fuckin viable third party already

I took Indy on a twilight walk. Angela came along too. Indy did a lot of sniffing and sitting on paving stones, while Angela did a super fast circuit of our house and scratched up the fence in a couple places. We even went to the front yard briefly but Indy got scared so thats where we called it.

The gruesome reality

But if they want to imprison a brown person or shoot a liberal, our standard of review is "are there shootable vibes?"

Participation Trophy ass Line up. From the party that brought you "fifa nobel prize" they cant get the REAL things they want, and so can't feel like big men unless they get their snowflake special version of the thing they want.

Employees of a system built on exploitation did not expect to be included in the exploitation. #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

Trump shutting down / probably dismantling the Kennedy Center following the latest Epstein release follows the pattern of him tearing down the East Wing a He's preparing to do an Epstein Ballroom, Epstein Performing Arts Center, and next the Epstein Wars.

In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.

honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

California will enforce segregating a trans girl from playing sports with her friends but will not enforce reigning in the secret police a single millimeter. Got it.

If Kamala Harris was president there'd be a documentary in theaters right now called " Doug"

The government is releasing files detailing allegations that the President of the United States raped a 13 year old girl and he likely won't even be asked about it today. Remember Katie Johnson, who came forward in 2016 to say she was raped by Trump at age 13? Don't forget her story.

Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently

Even old Jorvik was once Eboracum Why they changed it I can't say Norsemen just liked it better that way