this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

clickbait titles get clickbait comments. "15 details you missed in video game" i didn't miss SHIT you PRICK

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

if you see da police, viacom cbs paramount skydance discovery warn a brother

Sees a yummy tasty delicious treat that beautiful and smart english people enjoy daily: what is thissss why are people eating thissssss 😭😭😭😭💔💔💘👀😭

Did you hear they robbed the louver. The looverer. They stole the jewels from the lvoora. It was on BBC news. They drove a scooter up the voov.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

my therapist: sometimes you simply have to experience an emotion instead of thinking about it me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away therapist: well not necessarily me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that

anddddd the follow-up

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

american calmed by sight of hamburger

NO ONE WANTS THIS IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY DO LOOK TO SEE IF THEIR HEAD BEEN STOVE IN

Yesterday sequel: YesIIday. Guy wakes up but Boyz II Men never existed. He rewrites their songs and no one gives a shit.

Someone talked to me about my Stewart Lee t-shirt today but claimed they only knew him from Lee and Herring and had no idea he had done anything since the 90s. Cannot work out if they were fucking with me or not.

I haven't encountered any yet, but the fans of this new Homestuck cartoon are already insufferable.

You can have story. Or you can have data. Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more. We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people. Horrible.

a lesson learned every other week

"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you

I'm too poor to start being an alcoholic. Once I get a job watch this space though.

[telling someone about a thing I worked hard on and care deeply about] it's stupid

i think about the Vitamin approximately once a day. this is the best way i know to communicate what it feels like to exist

Sometimes you forget how old some people are. Nick Cave doing a complete 180 on AI 'art' after seeing a someone make a picture of Elvis move around a bit shouldn't be surprising when you remember he's just another boomer.

They were right, now that AI can make videos, we don't need to go to the theater

this is also how I react to one (1) setback

Finally. Empirical proof that bullying works.

Our favourite illustrations by Jean-françois Biguet www.instagram.com/jeanfrancois...

Hey @northerniion.bsky.social would you wear this?

Anyone else think that Northernlion needs a rebrand? Graphic design is my passion so I mocked this up. Can someone get it to his people?

Cameron Winter.

Just a couple of sweaty boys in the woods.

every day i try to bring the moguta energy to my daily life

Feels like they played a completely different game. This was one of the most centrist and "uphold the status quo" narratives in gaming I've ever sat through.

please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories

I'm in my thirties now and I'm expected to have a conversation about music like "Hey, I'm really enjoying the song Goon Show by Tropical Fuck Storm!" Why are the kids like this?

Can't stand that guy.

I'm all about posting into the void. I don't want this bitch void screaming back.

What the fuck is happening with that NL MGS post I did a while back. Did bots find it? What. What's happening. Who did this.

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

*onlookers booing*

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

“Mario Lore”??? c’mon, what the…. what are you saying…!? Just… what the hell… it’s just a game…jesus… why do you do that to yourself? just play it

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

If you're going to make an anti-smoking mascot maybe consider making it not look like the coolest motherfuck to ever blast a cig