applying for a job feels worse than getting stabbed 100000 times

How have none of you on my feed done this yet SMDH

Dreadlocks Miku😚😚

A commonly shared Super Mario Bros. fact is that "the clouds and bushes are the same", but the bushes only use half the cloud graphics. However, this statement turns out to be completely true for WarioWare: Twisted, where the bushes are actually just full green clouds buried halfway in the ground.

There's an Abraham Lincoln quote that I think perfectly captures the national mood right now: "Your subscription to Famous Quotes By Text has ended. To renew, please update your credit card information."

A native PC port of Zelda: The Minish Cap is out now: github.com/MatheoVignau... If you'd shown me these PC ports of beloved Nintendo games 20 years ago I would've been out of my mind. It's still almost unbelievable to me. We can thank the sheer dedication of fans (and Ghidra). 🦊

Okay it's finished now, it's Devil Forest from Last Bible III and it's probably the most faithful cover I've ever made lol (don't go scrutinise the original I'm sure I made up tiny things okay)

Metal

LRP my hottest castlevania take is that michiru yamane isnt even the best castlevania composer

The soundtracks in Castlevania games are so good I wish Michiru Yamane wasn't a right-wing weirdo

drew a car

May the Horse Be With You.

The largest AI music company now owns to your Songkick data, which includes your Spotify data. Including, but not limited to: • Contact info • Historical location data • Artists/songs you've listened to • Shows you've attended • App usage • Ads you've interacted with • Acquired third-party data

A Bumpy Ride's release trailer is live, and the game is out!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlWX...

1 hr knight painting i did earlier

NBA STREET V3 EA CANADA 2005 GAMECUBE

hop on TTT? bro i've been on tits, thighs & tummy for years

PERPETUAL FATE (WIP) chip: Game Boy APU (3x) #chiptune

you’re a flyers / sixers / giants fan? explain

Not that anyone needs yet another reason to steer clear of Microsoft, but VSCode now adds Copilot as a co-author of all your commits, regardless if you used Copilot. This was added silently as a default. This is some next level insanity.

rent is due today and my phone plan is about to expire soon as well, and i only was able to get about 50 bucks in groceries today, please help if you can!

Aw shit, here we go again #DailyVivianDoodles #VivianMonth2

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

Things were so nice in the ‘90s that adults had to invent problems. Many were weirdly furious about kids TV becoming kinder and teaching us hippie shit like “You matter” and “You’re special.” Which is why I had a prof refuse to call us by our names because “It’s time for you to join the REAL WORLD.”

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

let's shut a bunch of men in a sweaty metal box they can't leave for months at a time with virtually no personal space and give them constant teamwork-heavy exercises where everyone becomes intimately familiar with everyone else's strengths and weaknesses. but no gay shit please

Give me your username. Give me your email. Give me your wife and/or children. Give me your dog. Give me your dog's food. Give me the dog's medicine. Give me the dog's dog's money. Give me his shit.

Artist: truffleduster Media: vocaloid Source: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vrsjep4z5wfph7q5j2tlxjf4/post/3mcbh4kom322x

my sister just sent me this

art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

The typa shit they be havin us do to look at some porn

desert bus

Looking For A Girl Who Will Say This SHit To Me,

self taught

We need to bully transphobes more

Happy May Day