In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

wheres MY snow damnit

I’m so sorry

okay, you got me

Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

"I wish pokémon were real!" There would be gardevoir sex trafficking rings within like, a week.

i think some trans girls went to Online to get like transition advice or maybe they were transed BY Online but then after growing boobs they didn’t do the instrumental next step of pressign their boobs against another girls boobs and just stayed addicted to Online and that’s why u all post dogshit.

Don't mind me, I'm just sneaking back on to Bsky after a year to post some highlights 👀 Firstly, my acclaimed masterpiece, "Provide an Embrace, Brother" #art

don't remember if I've mentioned this before. tell anyone you see using Google to do this. hiding "actually do what I asked" is another expression of the paternalistic techbro mindset that gives you "yes" or "not now" options for an unwanted new feature or only lets you hide something "for a while"

deer who wears tuning forks on its head as "antlers" for gender reasons and has the unfortunate side effect of hearing ....Things

thats what they call me

i love blocking ppl! u piss me off! bye!

the horrors continue but people are still kind and life is worth fighting for

helpful argument flowchart v0.1

What a banger

me reskeeting a beautifully drawn work of art featuring a kink I'm not into

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i love the first ever prototype eggman design like look at him he's so goofy

this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls

you can play pokemon in real life !! go outside and steal a deer

love this gif solely by how much it pisses off people who are Culturally Twitter. its like a shibboleth

Gave Ralsei a princely fit🧣 #deltarune #undertale #procreate

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

ZOHRAN FUCKING MAMDANI‼️‼️‼️‼️

This Harry Potter x Fortnite collab isn't surprising, but it is sad. I dumped JK Rowling from my read list for the same reason I dumped Orson Scott Card: they choose to continue to be bigots to the LGBTQ+ community. Here's how you counter this: Donate to The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

you need to love yourself no offense

girl tummy

A small collection of some computer nerds [commissions]

Do you like Bound to the Dark World? Do you wanna know how it was made? Do you wanna listen to a few teenagers geek out? We'll be doing a LIVESTREAM on my youtube channel playing the hack and giving dev commentary! November 1st ~9PM EST Be there!

there's like 50 billion things i want to do right now, and that means the best thing to do is nothing at all. brains are dumb as hell

floor time

-BOUND TO THE DARK WORLD- ...IS RELEASED!! ITS OUT!!! Happy anniversary to Deltarune, and happy Halloween to everyone! Enjoy!

BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct. Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

really need to find a nice perfume that smells like leather and tobacco/smoke but somehow in a dyke way and not an old man way