they should invent weed that you can still drive while on

i have these episodes of tard rage where i act all dramatic and get angry and cry and then like 1 hour later its over like nothing happened does this happen to anyone else i feel like they just kind of occur for no reason at all

w reading comprehension and media literacy bro

Sorry about that. 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸

A bit if navigation humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

White vinegar and baking soda.

i look like tomo takino today

you guys actually like penis i thought it was more of a mental thing

artists who draw small boobs patchouli knowledge are braver than every soldier on the planet ever combined

Grab Girls' Butts As They Pee Outside!!

why is every brand pretending that americans watch soccer rn

im like retarded

Hi. My name is Snapple.

i just unleashed nuclear diarrhea so bad i had to clean the floor around the toilet and take a shower afterwards

so wait you guys actually like dudes with big penises

has anybody else noticed that water has a higher latent capacity for heat today 🔍

has anybody else noticed that water evaporates slower than usual today

oh im a

little red car with trout sticker

i love my friends but i would never EVER call them 😡

entire deep fried wheel of camembert cheese with burger characteristics

wasnt planning on doing that but thanks for the heads up broski

im a go watch bobs burgers

ecosystem status: joined

my ericameria is also still alive though it does have some chlorotic leaves im worried i damaged the roots by transplanting it too early

im also really excited about these yuccas i have at least six of them like this

i hate to call it too early but propagating opuntias is so easy everyone should be growing prickly pear

in the past week i have seen a coyote a raccoon and a fox

going to the gynecologist to have them look at my amazing digital cervix

im buying one of those giant novelty bongs and holding it like this

when she touch yo stingaling 🐝

why does bot tan say grateful like a peony standing tall usually peonies sort of flop over in to a low bush IN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE tbh

been #noticing a lot of animals lately

my friend laughed for like 10 minutes straight at this monkey

New York is known as the state of mind cause everyone is always thinking

thanks for sending me a message unfortunately i am playing genshin impact and will not be replying to you

im too tall to be fat

healing anchovie

you was burgers 🍔🍔

lets be for real though who is PAYING for porn

i havent had a good euphoric high in a while whats up with that weed just makes me feel sleepy now

board lingo used to be really fun about 2 years ago but saying shit like agp or snoy just isnt entertaining anymore and makes you look weird

le high

le sigh... time to pull out the old reliable again