samir you are breaking the car

i am incredibly constipated tonight

inconsequential spelling mistake

everyone loves ascending fourths

my tummy hurts

its dusty puppy friday

ancient incans: ough I’m so hungry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber to cultivate the humble potato:

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please donate to help captain olimar and the pikmin escape earth

can anyone buy me a usb c to hdmi cable please

lets get this bread #moemindset

they caught him in the middle of his skincare routine 💔

momazos diego

i need to learn spanish in case i need to leave this shithole

Gaming Hero Of The Day: Simpson-Looking NCR Trooper Outside Of Primm

im a weed stoner and i eat hella potato chips

masturbation opens the door to two hours of nightime procrastination

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What even is this creature…

you do not look like that THOUGH

this is zundamon -> 𔙀

unicode fun and games

in 2026 they will add organic chemistry emojis -> ⌬

if online nazis were slightly smarter they might have realized that there was a unicode swastika this entire time

not everyone can afford an iphone bruh 𓂉𓂉𓂉𓂀

*horny engagement bait* *horny engagement bait* *legitimately funny joke* *horny engagement bait* *real shit* *fart joke*

please god let me press my face in to her belly

how long does it take to stop smudging your glasses by forgetting theyre on your face and instinctively scratching your eye

curse of min 𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺

ok this guy has always reminded me of matpat

there is so much anger in this gif

posting despicable skeets on grusky

if you think liberals are annoying wait until you talk to liberals from europe

bluesky libs 🌤⛅️🌥🌞

how it feels using the linux mint x theme

in 2026 they will add a HACHUNE MIKU emoji

im just a leek in a cage 🧅

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instead of curing obesity they should just make it healthy to be fat somehow

these kind of inflorescences really creep me out i hate them

i just ate a whole bag of lindor chocolates

charlie kirk judie hops image

i would rather be shot 10000 times than ask a linux forum or subreddit for troubleshooting advice

dear mr bluesky can we have drafts and scheduled tweets instead of the ability to do #$THIS thanks

my shit hanging like epstein

shut up and kiss me *smooches you*

i think his name was nuts or something

berserk themed blowjob