Music burned into my brain from the weeks I spent on the first area of this game alone back in the day youtu.be/fHPiOhM-lDA?...

Bacon: Disgustingly salty, hard to eat on its own, people have this for breakfast? Bacon on a burger: The most perfect combination known to mankind, like heaven on a bun

I hate feeling chronically bored. Like I don't have anything to do but even if I did I wouldn't wanna do it

what makes that drum and bass so intelligent. i could hit a drum and play a bass, big fuckin whoop. i bet it cant even do my taxes

Imagine if you angered a fast food employee so much that they put a shred of lettuce in your bag

dude no way

This one somehow slipped under my radar completely: a Java based remake/port of Zelda's Adventure. It even has randomizer support! Will definitely be checking it out later. github.com/nebbii/za-gdx

Sometimes I wonder how id would've faired if they somehow managed to crank out The Fight for Justice without it turning into the Quake we know today

Forms of anti-aliasing that weren't blurry

I know there's often a desire to be "taken seriously" when it comes to making art, but I feel like the joy of laughter is one of the best motivators to getting something done. A high-effort meme is still something you made at the end of the day

Stardust Speedway from Sonic CD (8850 Cover)

Throwback to 2017 when I made my favorite wallpaper ever (sadly lost to time)

Every manager on the phone with 90% of their employees on November 18th

Yo, you going to HoleCon with me? It's where everyone goes to the bottom of a really big hole and just sits there and hangs out for a while. It's really fun. You should come

Do you think anyone in ancient Greece reacted to the end of the Odyssey like someone from a modern fandom would? Like "Aww man, that was it? That fucking sucks"

I feel like I've run out of smaller-end art/programming projects to do at the moment. If y'all have suggestions I'd be open to them

Video game storefronts having a quality review process sounds like a good idea on paper, but one I think would ultimately harm more than help. My feeling is that it'd be skewed towards big publishers regardless of actual "quality". Remember, unmodded Daikatana is sold on storefronts for example

FUCK YEAH EAT SHIT

What's this guy's name again? Gagobears?

They should make a mod for Morrowind called "Tomorrow: Wind" and have it be about weathermen

*mario 64 creepypasta voice* Wall Kicks WON'T Work

(eating cereal) wall kicks will never work

THEY HAVE IT THEY HAVE IT FUCK I SHOULD'VE SAVED MY MONEY

Instead of paying for AI tokens so you can get the equivalent of a google search worth of code, y'all should pay me, someone who has programming experience, to do the same thing, but without having to toss out gallons of precious water. Just sayin', it's an option.

a better hylics meme i made a while ago

We've played 699 games for Mascot Friday, and we're ranking number 700 TONIGHT at 8pm CT! What could it possibly be? twitch.tv/retropals

New glasses? New glasses

ytp sexer is equivalent to when the boys in my family would gather around the old PC and make 3D Movie Maker movies that were funnier to create than actually watch. Does that make sense

We're LIVE with the Amstrad GX4000! twitch.tv/retropals

Ordered a "new" DS Lite to replace my dying DSi XL. It's a nice minty green color. Doesn't come with the charger but I've had tons of DS models in the past so I surely have one floating around the house 🤞

We're taking a look at the Amstrad GX4000 TONIGHT at 7pm CT! What sort of games came out on this short-lived European console? twitch.tv/retropals

🎶 homie, whatever lies beyond this maggie is a little later on regardless of warnings, the simpsons shouldn't scare you at all moe, lisa and bart

Did you know a brand new Gauntlet game was completed for the Nintendo DS... but never released? Despite being reviewed by magazines such as Retro Gamer, the game was cancelled before it reached the shelves. Thankfully it survives today.

Our look at S1ckH4ndsRBN‬'s arcade walkthroughs is NOW up on YouTube! You will NOT believe Country Junction.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTv...

Being a "hater" is okay in very specific contexts - it has to be very carefully targeted and articulated - but I think you can do it and still be a decent person... But I will admit, putting something like "[insert inconsequential thing here] Hater" in your profile is still a big red flag for me.

Wharrgarbl would be a great name for a water type dog Pokemon

Philips CD-i Archeology returns TODAY at 2pm CT! Finally, we're back in Scottsdale eating a massive plate of spaghetti before the big game... twitch.tv/retropals

Celeste has a house somewhere in the suburbs but she rarely goes there cause she's so sleepy. She'll often end up sleeping the whole day at her workplace instead, only waking to check out customers at the register. (1/2)

Guy named Chuck: "Hello, friend!" Chuck's Friend: "What's up Chuck?" Guy named Chuck: "It's vomit"

cpu path tracer on wii

Quite literally how I draw one of my sona's ponytail

... Fuck, why do I legitimately want to make a Slay the Spire LCD game now? I'm thinking of how to pull it off and it sounds reasonably doable with a Raspberry Pi Pico and some dinky little screen(s). It wouldn't be a "true" Game & Watch but I could make one that's close to believable, surely...

Shinji Hosoe wrote this for Ridge Racer which released in late 1993, when gabber as a genre existed for a year at *most*. Ridge Racer was cutting-edge in more than just tech (The release date of the first gabber, Rotterdam Termination Source's "Poing" seems unknown. It came out sometime in 1992)

Thanks to SDL3 officially adding DOS support there's now a fully functioning port of "Lego Island" (1997) for DOS! github.com/isledecomp/i...

I find it funny how much I end up playing some bullshit over highly respected classics some days. I can't see myself sitting down and playing OoT to completion. Revenge of the Flying Dutchman though? That game I ragequit as a small child because it was so jank? Yeah I'll start a playthrough of that