Seen in Logan Square

Various Types of Women

treasure

Italian Beefs will tear us apart. Happy National Italian beef month Chicago.

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

I didn’t think a Dirty Dancing remake was a good idea but I hadn’t heard the whole pitch

zuko's latest attempt to keep me from going to work is laying claim to my work backpack

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

Greetings from Chicago!

A loss we feel every day. But never more than now.

look at this incredible creature who allows me to live with her

boss: you can have potatoes, right? me: only if they were made in a kitchen prepped for passover boss: what would we need to do to this kitchen? me: bring in a rabbi and a blowtorch boss: ...

Have you seen this poem by @velveteenrabbi.bsky.social? It starts: Rashi was right: it was one giant frog a kaiju frog like Godzilla looming over the pyramids

i told him i'm thinking about getting him a kitten

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

then he got mad bc i took his picture instead of helping him, and sulked off to get himself out of it

From my kid’s markers to god’s eyes

I’m at ICE HQ

her little face in this giant bed will never not be hilarious

Lol

FINALLY some good news

some friends stopped by to drop something off, looked around my disastrous apartment, and said "when do you start your pesach cleaning?" friends, this IS my pesach cleaning!! idk how YOU clean, doesn't everyone take apart all the furniture and make obstacle courses out of decades-old electronics??

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

we're a day late but our pi pie turned out well

butler would have my sword for sure

well. that's the most unfortunate kerning i've seen in maybe forever

Put it on my headstone you jagoffs.

zuko loves The Cleaning Time, which is good because everything else about it is a rough go

can four of us eat the giantest pizza in chicago, let's find out

coworker is giving me excited cricket updates and i want to be happy for him but when he wanted me to watch i said "i like the pitcher's hat!" and he said "that's the umpire" so now he's back to incomprehensible updates

coworker is trying to get rid of his DVDs, and has decided the best way to do this is to give them to me, pero no las quiero!!!!!

Foggy First Friday. March morning today in Chicago at sunrise as the fog rolled across the skyline.

def a lot of people whose pools really should be filled by the same truck

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

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i told my not-spotify streaming music provider to play me some replacements, and it is, but also i have not heard this much toad the wet sprocket since 1994. thank god i remember all the words

The street so nice they Pulaski’d it twice

i stopped coming to the couch in the mornings to have my coffee and now I remember why: it is way WAY too hard to get up and go to work

oh god, the seder emails have started, what is time

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Punk rock says "make art without training, without credentials, without technique, without the approval of gatekeepers." Prompting an algorithm to spit a slurry of other people's work down your throat like a baby bird, coated in an uncanny veneer of good-enough-ness, could not possibly be less punk.

i still have more than half of this left, and maybe two days to use it? the struggle is real, friends. i'm thinking i'll cut it into lemon bars and then, idk, make 10 pies?

Olympic highlight in this house.

sometimes my job is not really what I want to be doing, I don't think? but we got in a 10kg bucket of raspberry puree and today I've spent three hours doing and then eating fruit experiments

Raymond Trowbridge going hard AF with this photo of the Chicago Temple Building looming over an older city streetscape. (Batman's parents being murdered a few steps away, presumably) 📸CHM/Raymond W Trowbridge, 1924ish

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival