New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

The natural allocation of power of the Bluesky Empire, with Rome and Constantinople holding dual seats.

It promotes healthy mustache growth! In all genders!

Grok’s newest AI avatar - Wise Ole’ Uncle Remus.

bob iger lapping up whatever slop trump tells him to while costco is about to soft-launch five new experimental genders

Remembering how William Gibson described the "jackpot":

Norwood Park's gonna Norwood Park. Straight grifting to get a blameless barista fired.

I literally have not watched a late night show on actual TV since Letterman went off the air. Any clips I see of those shows are on YouTube shorts.

The picture of the community meeting opposing the upzoning contains more white hair than the entire House Targaryen lineage.

Samizdat Passed-Around VHS Bluey

CHUCKLES UNLEASHED

Carr, Vought, Pulte - all of these guys radiate “only communicate with their kids via terse court-scheduled phone conversations.”

Trump dissolving natural regional enmities and inspiring the rise of True Chicagoland Solidarity. Truly the hour of the Great Khan is at hand @nomads.bsky.social

Every time, the administration works so hard to project a legally colorable policy framework to support their egregious policies & then Trump squats in front of a gaggle of reporters and says "No we're doing this because I, personally& with animus, hate person X & want bad things to happen to them."

libs don't go post up outside of Saddleback Church and do change my view debate videos because nobody fucking pays them six figures, plus a camera crew, plus security, to do so

generally speaking, and with the glaring exception of november 2024, the more directly democratic an institution has been, the better it has checked Trump (eg grand and petit juries); the more elite and insular, the less effective (the Senate, the Supreme Court, big business)

The whole world must. There will either be a Palestinian state on the West Bank and Gaza or there will be another 100 years of bloodletting in the Levant. Netanyahu and his coalition be damned all the way to hell and The Hague.

Look at what they took from us.

This group was cobbled together out of the only five people in America who actually have subscribed to The Argument.

@suesswassersee.bsky.social I’ve got my eye on you.

@thedazzlingone.bsky.social ¡Que idea!

Alan Dershowitz loved the pierogi spread.

Liberal Elites Do Not Believe in Bad Faith Actors

Gonna have sick haptics that allow you to swipe to the next video simply by lifting your entire arm at the shoulder in an upward motion.

"Quite an act, whaddya call yourselves?" [COVERED IN HORSE DUNG AND BLEEDING FROM MULTIPLE SELF INFLICTED WOUDS] "The Argument!"

This is also why I won't be watching the Bears anymore. Unless they did honor Charlie Kirk, which will be reason why I'm not watching the Bears anymore.

2024: Republicans make unprecedented gains amongst Latinos, helping give Trump a trifecta 2025: "So we're going to let Santa Monica Nosferatu run Prop. 187 nationwide but with masked goons, we're feeling good about it."

The hearts wants what the heart wants.

So much of the crisis is the fact that liberals are unwilling to describe what's happening, because they're scared to say that their opponents are lying, are operating in bad faith, want evil or harmful policy, and don't share our basic goals about what society should look like

Do I get a moody photoshoot?

Man of Steel (2027)

How can we trick Gutfeld into saying his name backwards

It’s going to be a bit harder to get half of the country fired.

I was going to say that Berkner would have straight taken his naugahyde wallet.

Lookin’ for that “Leprechaun Pubes” stick icky.

PUT MOUTH AGAINST SLIT FOR BEST RESULTS

Enjoying the Marvel Team-Up energy that the current climate is creating. Reminds me of the Lander/Mamdani cooperation we saw in New York. Not every good candidate can win each seat, but they can boost each other. This is the kind of ambition countering tyrants that our founders hoped to see.

Computer Man who shot a Computer Man

Can’t stop thinking about the Mormon TikTokker who was at the shooting site and kept doing promos while running and hiding.

Once again dialing up and the dialing down existential terror for the stupidest reasons possible.

Apocalypse When and If I Don’t Bitch Out At the Slightest Hint of Resistance

@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @suesswassersee.bsky.social did one of your offspring hurt Yglesias’ feewings in this way?

This is why my $ is on the shooter being a gyoper/ accelerationist.

@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social important self-care advice for today.

Feels like were in an accelerating cycle right now... Middle East Europe Political violence None of this ends well I feel the need to pray but I don't have the words

You cannot convice me this is not an Peacemaker outtake.

My reaction to the AI Boom and Hyperscaler Growth Projections.