Sigh. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...

The White House keeps unilaterally taking entirely voluntary actions which it openly says are intended to inflict more pain and then they're I guess surprised - along with most of the DC media - about why they seem to be taking the blame for the shutdown.

Motherfuckers

Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel

Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

I thing not.

Sad, but that’s the reality in the U.S.

Burt Meyer, a Chicago toy designer behind classics like Lite-Brite, Mouse Trap, and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots, died Oct. 30 at 99, leaving a joyful, generations-spanning legacy.

I read a book that described Gestapo military training. If you dropped a bullet, for example, they'd force you to pick it up with your teeth, and beat the shit out of you until you did. These creampuffs need to be stopped now before they get any ideas about truly becoming hard men.

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

David Ellison: [Sweating] "Is the AI actor ready yet?" AI Actor: "Hank smash! [Head vibrates rapidly] Frrrrrrrrrrrrrriendo! Midnight gobble HAHAHAHA! [mumbles; eats cockroach] Ugh, YUM! I am acting!" DE: "FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"

"They want everyone to know these thugs they’ve deployed to terrorize cities are battle-hardened and impervious to pain. But in court, they're such delicate flowers that if they are, say, lightly grazed by a sandwich, they are entitled to justice because of the horrific assault they have suffered."

Imagine what would happen if they applied all this effort to actually solving real problems.

Bovino is from California, but he sounds exactly like a white owner of a roofing company from the southwest Chicago burbs who thinks if he stops for gas and Slim Jims in Markham, IL, he'll be beset by Black people whose hobbies are mugging and being on welfare.

Stochastic terrorist feels unsafe. "I can't poop or buy Slim Jims without fearing for my life."

In a number of years, as people forget what they did, we're going to see several of these bastards running for office, saying, "I did my duty!" which will appeal to future idiots. They must be arrested, imprisoned, and otherwise hobbled before that happens.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Growing up, were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? When Cornelius was shot by a sniper in Escape from the Planet of the Apes. The sound he made and his cheeks puffing in and out terrified me as a kid. m.youtube.com/watch?v=8x8G...

Sandwiches are okay. Hmmmm… What about eggs? Tomatoes? Water balloons? My oh my…

This is crazy talk. If Elon was homeless or standing on a crate in Bughouse Square, no one would take him seriously. Money and power have turned his brains to garbage.

More “I don’t give a shit” versus “Oh…shit…” Profiles in Incompetence

SPAAAAAAACE CHESSSSSSSSSS!!! chesswizards.com/buzz/chess-i...

Georgia O'Keeffe collecting bones. www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gg...

Man, I could really go for a sandwich right now.

Doesn't care...or not all there?

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Pressure does that to a person.

That's 177,168,155,640.89 in American dollars, and it's all going toward gold toilets in the new White House ballroom. (Note, he says "billion".)

If there's any group "inner city residents" absolutely love and trust, it's masked men with badges and guns.

If you can't trust armed and masked men who snatch people off the streets, who CAN you trust?

"Can you believe this career asshole said something so assholish!?!" Yep, I will never understand this compulsion.

Usually, Jekyll turns into Hyde, not vice versa.

In a few years, after his trials and losing his "Commander at Large" gig, he'll start several businesses dealing in nutritional supplements...emergency food kits...that sort of shit...which will fail. Then he'll turn up at gun shows shilling a 95-page autobiography before having a heart attack.

Today, everyone is from Chicago. So, no picking on the suburbanites and exurbanites. I'm looking at YOU "true Chicagoan" kibitzers.

Shit just got real. Chicago scripture.

I love that AI ends every email summary with "_________ sent this email to Dan."

“No one is coming to save us. We only have ourselves.” So…you’re going arm yourself and start fighting them tooth and nail in the stree… “Ummmm…”

I suspect some few years hence, we will hear accounts of these thugs, even if they escape legal justice, being "isolated" and so depressed because they're rejected by everyone decent that they unalive themselves and please let me stress that I will not care.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Imagining private citizen Greg entering a Canaryville bar and proceeding to swing his dick. The next day he's found stripped and shivering beside a canal or in a forest preserve, if he's lucky.

Oh, Greg... You do NOT say that in Chicago... Especially if you're just some fucking jagoff outsider in soldier cosplay.

Every Democrat that wants to live and work in peace should make damn sure the words "with malice toward none..." NEVER turn up in their speeches before or after their elections.

One of my few issues with Parks and Rec is that it naively suggested that letting Gryzzl replace Sweetums as chief company in the area wouldn't eventually demolish Pawnee's character and price out the residents.

Mamdani versus Cuomo was a perfect example of “ I want to serve” versus “I demand to lead.”