Roe V. Wade

just one of about ten million favorites. i didn’t note the source, so lmk if it’s yours so i can doff my cap to you and/or smooch that genius little big-brained head of yours

Who the hell would lose such a film?

…and thank yew fer your support.

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

unrelenting

Reminder that WB sold this film to Ketchup Entertainment. Meaning if you go see it WB gets nothing and everyone wins except David Zaslav. 🫶https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM&feature=youtu.be&themeRefresh=1

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

Today I learned Douglas was primarily a female name in medieval times and unisex in the 17th-18th century. Enjoy this tidbit

It was fine.

Hey. I decided to do a wellness check on the timeline. If you see this: pause. Think of something soft and quiet and peaceful that makes you happy. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes and unclench your jaw. Release. … Its not much, but I hope it helped you. Be well, friends. ❤️👍🏾

I am in Denver for the first time since my mom died 17 years ago. I’m here for my dad’s funeral. His funeral is this Saturday. I’m told Saturday will be a No Kings day. The church where the funeral will be held is directly across from the Colorado state capitol building. It will be…interesting?

W O W just Wow

Hi Friends, good news! I am hosting The Daily Show this week Tuesday - Thursday. Do your thing for the algo so more people see it. Guests this week are Sterling K. Brown, Mero, and Eiza González. March 24-26 on Comedy Central and Paramount

My Kennedys? Dead.

Announcing the March 2026 Awesome Portland grant winner: The Bigfoot Poetry Festival! A three-day festival in downtown Portland, showcasing the city and featuring open mics, a poetry slam, workshops, and showcases. Coming this summer! www.awesomefoundation.org/en/projects/...

Announcing the March 2026 Awesome Portland People's Choice Winner: The Porch Commons It started with a simple question at a bus stop. "What would you say yes to?" From there it has grown into a tool library, common space, coffee, and dog-rating scale. peerysloan.com/the-porch-co...

It took me a minute, but I got there. 😂

Long shot I don’t have much audience 😅. Got an extra ticket to see Rhys Darby in DC. ORCH F. Free to a fellow pirate, just DM me and we’ll figure out how to transfer it together. Introvert Bonus: You won’t be stuck sitting next to me. Introvert Negative: I have no idea who you’d be sitting next to.

[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage

[Sade voice 🎵]

Shout out to the top 5 pans in the world, frying, Peter, marzi, Ja and wings.

Good news: we adopted a bonded pair of dogs yesterday! We’re calling them Ernie and Bert Bad news: my dad died last night. It’s been coming for a while, and he was miserable, so I’m sad but not devastated. I don’t have any pictures of my dad, if that tells you anything.

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come with me. and you'll pee. in a room, that's built for urination.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND I STAY KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

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When you get to Hell and they ask who sent you, tell them it was God... and Susie

It’s a little known fact that St George and the Dragon were originally flatmates, and their dispute started when the Dragon decided he couldn’t stand listening to George’s shitty banjo-playing for another second.

Thomas Dolby did not wear proper eye protection.

I’m in my 50s and my nose has been running almost nonstop for months now. TIL there is a term for this phenomenon: senile rhinitis. I am DEEPLY offended.

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Round things. Squirrels, come get your round things

When the world’s expecting a #SuperbOwl but you fear you’ll only disappoint them

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.

you know how in Buffy there was an episode where she was clinically dead for a few seconds and that meant another slayer appeared? That happened to post Malone and that’s how we got jelly roll

The folks at @fridaytea.com have your back when it comes to delicious tea blends. Might I recommend Night Market? It is on sale at the moment and I buy the biggest bags of it I can. SO GOOD. www.fridaytea.com/products/nig...

stede trying to eat ed's beard

Two Bohemian Protestants with disagreements about the appropriateness of defenestration in Prague have a gay romance, that is called a yeeted rivalry.

I graduated from college 35 years ago, I don’t remember any course names besides Russian Autobiography. Also, Jesus: History, Myth, and Mystery.

What a shame

Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Throwing Muses Michelle Shocked Joan Baez Indigo Girls Pink Martini