THREAD. The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside. 1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.

ICE vs the clergy

My parents owned exactly one comedy album. I still quote him to myself at random times and then I give myself ick.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

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Tax the rich, free healthcare for all.

If you see this, post a bird. Oh - I failed.

Age yourself with gaming

Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.

Traffic update: If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones. Good luck!

Imagine, in the 80s we thought robots would become super intelligent and destroy civilisation, and it turns out in fact we're going to be destroyed by robots giving people idiotic advice.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread

this is definitely material basis for a Cthulhu or Delta Green scenario starting point

I don’t want a pickle. I just want to ride on my motor-cycle.

Historian here. Nothing bad has ever happened when armed people with military training can't get fed and/or paid.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

it is SO thin-skinned that they auto-hid "rude" posts then labeled almost every cheney post rude

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

Maybe happen it will today

At some point, one of these dipshit billionaires is going to run the numbers and realize the gaping hole they're trying to fill with money and can instead be filled with the ecstatic love of millions by backing enormous wealth taxes that would still leave him richer than 50% of the world's nations.

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That’s just the way it’s

Frog.

I'll save you a click: Under the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution, "no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice President of the United States" - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_Pr...

Trample Nazis

Dolby is coming on soon!

The stem is hollow, and huge, and grows deeper into the ground than I'd believed you could go. Deeper than light. Hades deep. I prepare for the descent: backpack, and a little food, some water, a rope, and the only lantern. Just before I start off, I mutter, "Wish I'd planted them right side up."

Disney is out, BBC claims vague plans to continue. There will be a Christmas special, then [hand waviness]

Long before this cruelty was ever a twinkle in the eyes of the GOP, I was convinced that the only way we’d have meaningful retaliation against this evil regime were if people began starving. Well.

If you see this , post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Tax billionaires into millionaires

Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.

My dance about how much transphobes suck

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Wonder Woman's plane.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

You are stronger than you think. If you had tentacles, you could easily crush sailing ships from below with your dark determination.

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)

What a delight to learn that most people aren't in fact raging LGBTQ-phobic shitweasels

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

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