so my brain does seem to be in a pretty bad place most of the time these days BUT gay pirates seem to be reclaiming more and more real estate and i'm gonna take that as a good sign

LOL OMFG after probably at least a year of debating printing out a paper copy of sapphires for a mark-up-able reread, i finally did it but i bought pre-hole punched paper to use and i printed it with the holes on the wrong side so i think i have to flip through it backwards LMAO HALP

walked out of the grocery store and this box was in the trash immediately outside the doors. if only i could be a fly on the wall wherever, i can only assume, someone is going to try passing off this marie calender’s frozen apple pie as homemade!

remember that whole thing on the bird app where it was all snails all the time? i am forever bummed that “snives are snives. sneat’s sneat.” never made it out of my drafts limbo. god what a time that was. how did the whole snail thing even start??

someone somewhere nearby is using a lawnmower or leaf blower or something and it’s creating a loud hum and istfg my apartment is serving as a perfect resonance chamber for it and i think my head might explode the way a wine glass can break from a voice 😵‍💫

i just remembered how much i used to love berry berry kix and while i was pleased to learn that it apparently still exists i’m very sad that it doesn’t have the little triangle berry pyramid pieces anymore

i can’t find a gif of the spiders from this version of the hobbit but my answer is the spiders from this version of the hobbit. they made sounds that don’t exist on current streaming or dvd versions bc a lot of sound effects were omitted for some reason? but i can still hear them.

would i get more bang for my buck if i just placed a takeout order from somewhere? absolutely i would. but am i gonna walk to my favorite little asian market to get boba and half-size to-go containers of dumplings and other yummy treats? you bet your ass i am.

the YEARNING 🥺😭

GIMME THIS FIC!!!

One of the coolest things about fanfic is that even if you didn't mean to, every Ed & Stede are changed by the author, the premise. We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are

i haven’t been able to decide what dimension 20 season to start next for like three days. please advise. options: pirates of leviathan unsleeping city s2 mice & murder the seven shriek week coffin run mentopolis never stop blowing up misfits & magic s2 titan takedown cloudward, ho!

help! i am drowning 🫠 could you perhaps throw me a life preserver in the form of ed teach pics/art to help keep me afloat today?? 🥺👉👈

don’t forget about toast. toast will always be there for you. toast loves you and only wants the best for you. including the best toast.

introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen hozier lucy dacus hozier josh ritter hozier

idk if i’ve ever needed a week off more. i need these next two days to simultaneously go by super fast because i’m going insane but also very very slowly because there’s just so much to do and not enough time to do it all

why does it feel so rude to reply to spam email with only the word “stop?” like, that’s what you’re telling me to do and you’re surely a bot anyway but still. just give me a god damn button to press instead!

okay how weird would it be if i submitted a maintenance request to fix the bathtub in my apartment that’s been broken since i moved in nine years ago? (only the shower head works, water won’t come out of the regular faucet part. i haven’t been a bath person but i wanna be a bath person this winter!)

wow, guess who’s spiraling on this fine monday! having a really great time over here

twice in a row now i’ve been turned away from donating blood bc my pulse has been too high ☹️ i guess i should like, do something about that, huh?

went on a walk, with a dog no less, and my mental health is worse than before?? wtf, man, that’s not fair at all

scale of 1-10, how passive aggressive is it to send a 10sec video to the faculty showing them how to properly store this one very important cable that’s been ruined before, & then tell them that they aren’t allowed to get mad if that equipment becomes unusable if they don’t take care of the cable??

omfg the urge to just run the fuck away from everything is so overwhelming right now. get me the fuck out of here, i need to go full fucking forest hermit.

a fucking hp-themed baby shower?? in the year 20-fucking-25??? 🤢

“sorry, you’re not eligible for an educator account. you reached the maximum number of attempts to submit supporting documentation, so we don’t have sufficient info to establish eligibility.” YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE OPTION TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTATION! LITERALLY NEVER AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS!! 🤬🤬🤬

get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things you like! the sound of fingers sliding between chords on guitar strings my houseplants going antiquing when trees grow into green tunnels over a dirt road museums singing in the car dark chocolate quality time w/ friends baking solo travel & concerts

you simply MUST read this fic!! (after you check the tags, of course!) i had the utmost pleasure of beta-ing this one, and it is SUCH a captivating story! fascinating magical world-building, a positively riveting plot, and a very fun iteration of the crew rendered to absolute perfection.

GAH i forgot to put on my watch and my ring, i feel so naked

FINALLY A RELEASE DATEEEEE

my sleep schedule is so fucked and i’m so tired that i’m seriously considering taking the morning off to sleep more but that’d only make it worse bc it’d make it that much harder to go to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight 😩

the Revenge (cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)

i guess the meteorological karma for clear skies during the solar eclipse is that it’s cloudy every damn time the aurora are aurora-ing

omg an ofmd/the adventures of pete & pete crossover episode??

man, sometimes i’m a real spreadsheet genius and it makes my cold little capricorn heart grow three sizes

omfg. drove all the way to work only to discover that it’s still inaccessible due to a building project that i thought ended friday. and that’s after it had already been delayed for two days last week, causing much inconvenience.

kiss me on my salty lips I bet you feel a little crazy #OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw

this museum exhibit about depictions of cats in medieval manuscripts surely must have been curated specifically for (of?) @david-jenkins.bsky.social

PSA to all the artists 😇

omfg what a bad day to forget to take my meds. working from home the past few days has been a lovely treat but boy howdy the slightest interruption to my routines sure can throw my entire day off track.

idk man, when i have repeated dreams that take place in very specific locations that i’ve never been to, i start thinking some pretty woo-woo thoughts about our subconsciousness and dreams and what’s really going on there.

boy fucking howdy i sure do wish i could run away and/or disappear

downstairs neighbor’s bf is doing a full les mis one-man show, apparently. first i dreamed a dream and now bring him home. complete with his 90s ghost decoration vibrato.

i haven’t been spending as much time here as i normally do and it’s turning into that thing where whenever i do pop in i get so overwhelmed feeling that i’m out of the loop 🙁 i know i’m just going through a rough patch and can/will come back and it’ll be fine, it just feels like a kick when i’m down

does any know if you had digital wee con tickets will they make recorded versions of the panels available? i couldn’t attend in real time and all the post have me feeling big fomo this morning

LMAO just remembered a conversation i had with my straight cis male boss earlier today where he divulged his crush on henry cavil as the witcher and i laughed to myself and said in my head “just like rhys”

please tell me it’s okay that i’m being a hermit instead of being out with friends 🥺 i really don’t want to be the friend who never goes to things they’re invited to bc it’s inevitable (according to me) that eventually i’ll stop getting the invites and i don’t want that. but i just couldn’t do it.

Happy Halloween to all the gay losers out there. 👻 #OFMD

fuck capitalism, i’m supposed to be wandering through forests all day then go home to my little house in the woods to bake and make art and kiss my wife

cw: death of a parent (not recent) hilarious of me to think that simply recognizing & acknowledging that oct-nov is always a rough month bc my dad’s bday is early oct and his death anniversary is early nov was enough to fix it. you mean i have to actually process all the unprocessed emotions?? 😒