NOOOO i started sleeping with a silk bonnet type thing recently and i’m 99.9% sure i left it at the vrbo i checked out of today. when i took it off and threw it on the pillow pile i said “you’re gonna forget that” AND THEN I DID 😭😭😭

shhhh don’t tell anyone that i volunteered to gate check my bag but then i panicked when i got to the end of the jetway and didn’t know where to leave it so i just took it on the plane with me and bc i volunteered they let me board early so there was plenty of overhead room 🤫

WHY DO I RESIST SLEEP I AM SO TIRED FUCKING GO TO BED!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!

isn’t it the worst when you send a work email and then you’re like “oops sorry forgot this one thing i need from you” and then you’re like “oh whoopsie i also need this from you” and then you realize you already had that thing so you have to be like “omg i’m so sorry, ignore that last email 🤪” 🤦🏻‍♀️

like, hello???

lmao apologies in advance to the people i sit next to at the hozier concert bc: 1: i WILL cry. a lot. 2: i forgot to put on deodorant and it’s arizona and it’s currently 85 degrees (after sundown!) and i’m from the northern climes. 🙃 3: if he plays i, carrion i will not cry but SOB SOB SOB.

me: has an ice cream bar without thinking me, about an hour and a half later: wtf why do i feel so incredibly sick??? 😑

is there anything more rude than leaving your fucking phone notification sounds on during a conference presentation??? 🤬

you know who

i’m so torn, the conference i’m at is having a karaoke event tonight. originally i was gonna go but now that i’m back in my room i’m feeling overwhelmed by work shit and maybe too tired (and getting a scratchy throat? 😬) to put my extrovert pants back on.

I see them everywhere. #OFMD

If evil murderous pirate why most beautiful man ever

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 5: glory hole #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

man, i have a coworker who's very open about how she'll just plug something into ai and i feel like i can see it all over her work which is very public-facing marketing-type stuff and it feels so gross and disingenuous. idk if the people we're trying to market ourselves towards can tell but UGH.

happy birthday, OFMD season 2 #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard

i woke up early (5am-ish?) to watch them before work. i made it a point to sit on the floor right in front of my tv—not how i typically sit and watch stuff but that’s how i happened to be watching the night i chose to watch s1 and ended up watching it in one go. did that for the whole season.

🥹🥹🥹

deserts are wild, man. sincerely, just a lil guy from new england who hasn’t been to the desert in more than 25 years

okay I’M DOING IT, i’m buying last-minute tickets to see hozier on tuesday. because i just so happen to be in town and it’s almost the end of this tour and it’s a full moon and why the fuck not. BUT do i want to sit or do i want to be in the pit???

He likes his boyfriend's shirt 👁️👁️

oh yeah, feels great to have the airplane power totally cut out as the pilot is making the pre-takeoff announcements at the gate

oops! need to be on a plane at 6am which means i need to be up at like 4 which is in five hours and i’m just getting in the shower, still need to do dishes, and ideally do just the slightest bit of tidying so i’m not coming back to my apartment in complete and utter shambles 🙃

And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

okay so stede was the first one shirtless—do we think ed was the one peeling it off him as they frantically made out, or did stede do it himself because he wanted to make his intentions clear about where he wanted this to continue going? was it ed saying GIMME or was it stede saying TAKE ME? hmm??

MOVE AT LIGHT SPEED TO READ THIS, RUNNING IS TOO SLOW!!!

i love you hit series our flag means death created by david jenkins. i LOVE you

i listen to npr most mornings on my drive to work and any time dave mattingly says his name i‘m singing ”mattingly and canseco, ken griffey’s grotesquely swollen jawwww” etc etc for the rest of the ride

LITERALLY ALL MY FAVORITE TROPES AND TAGS LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

i have GOT to stop thinking i’m above using my pill organizer, i just wasted so much time counting out pills to see if i remembered to take them this morning

Thought I'd try and do a quick lineart thing for every day of Kinktober. Ed getting railed by a machine for day 1 💕 #ofmdkinktober

I have zero hopes of managing much 😂 I'm considering spinning a wheel to pick from my smuttiest pairings and writing drabbles 🧐 Excited to see what everyone else does! In the meantime- revisiting @faeeebaeee.bsky.social's stunning art for Tree Change Ed/ sex machine! #OFMDNSFW #OFMDKinktober2025

omg it’s kinktober save me kinktober kinktober save me

you have to watch this at least three times every time it comes across your feed to watch nathan, vico, and mads individually, sorry i don’t make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

❗️❗️❗️

Focus on your own lane right now. Be the person you want to see in the world.

my kingdom for this one coworker to actually read and understand all my emails before replying with a question that would be answered if she just fucking read everything in full

post you but a different era ok fine here’s me in the devonian era

lucy dacus’s hbd insta post for julien literally made me kick my feet and emit a sound i think only the neighborhood dogs could hear

fucking hell. why do i even bother buying fresh produce? i wish you could to pull up stats from your life like how much money you’ve fucking thrown away because you just let shit rot in your fridge instead of getting off your fucking ass to make fucking dinner. anyways i’m doing real great. 😒😞

doing one of those little emoji list thingies to try to keep me accountable today! in no particular order: ➡️ repot snake plant (and whatever else i have the soil for!) ➡️ do dishes ➡️ declutter living room ➡️ declutter bedroom ➡️ shower ➡️ eat a goddamn vegetable, ffs

Happy sexual sunday, Stede's grinding against Ed's leather boot while inhaling Ed's sweaty leather crotch and he's sooo close but Ed's not letting him come :)

what’s your sign?

i am SO sad that i’m just learning about the beach scene kiss frame project & signups are over. being part of the other two was such a joy and i would have loved to be a part of the 3rd. bsky is fine and all but you really do miss out on a shocking number of posts with the chronological timeline. ☹️

there was an estate sale this morning i was maybe going to go to and i still could but also there’s nothing i love more than a saturday where i don’t leave the house

so i’m scrolling my fyp and first i start at a group reaction to all the best parts of p&p 2005 while they watch it for the first time then a few scrolls later it’s a return of the king live concert and the audience yelling “death!” with the rohirrim so i’m like “huh what’ll make me cry next?”

also yes i’m aware that my stede is showing and that this post sounds like a set-up for a friends to lovers fic where casual online acquaintance ed reads that post and thinks to himself “mate, i’m already madly in love with you” and then slides into stede’s dms and well you know the rest

i need someone to either fall madly in love with me or teach me how to go about having casual sex because i feel like i’m going to fucking die if i don’t manage one or the other soon istfg. curse you, demisexuality!!

Kissing...with tongue

at some point this past summer someone posted a cryptic “save the date 9/27 for something cool and fun, ofmd fandom!”so i put it on my calendar but i have no idea what it is, is there anything actually happening this saturday??