got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎

I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍

that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all

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Generals gathered with fat asses. Just like witches with fat asses.

listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making

I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive. I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense

we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really. “we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”

someone is gonna use this as their album cover and they will be right to do so

Dear Reader. you’re doing such a good job reading. keep going. sound it out if you have to

me: (feeling any sort of physical sensation) i’m die?????

Recommitting myself to not sharing images on Bluesky that don't have alt text...and you should too. There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.

accidentally dipped my onesie butt flap in the toilet fml

yes I’m old but this shit legitimately rules

i don’t just post for myself. i also post so the lawyers have something to do

as much as I like “Heavy Metal Poppy”, also a big fan of the “Poppy has been listening to Nirvana” songs

ICE took the Baileys

i asked my wife if she’d ever fuck a clown and she just looked at me for a long time

i like to crop dust with my replies. say something horrifyingly stupid and wait for it to hit em

shirt that says “this machine kills pasta”

btw this is not about any of the accounts I follow, just a dumb joke. everyone I follow is cool as shit

listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making

Duo ‘bout to suck this D

deathcore is the new 401k

my favorite color herring is red. or is it??

deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. tie a note to a brick and throw it through my living room window

for some reason I initially clocked this as an ADSL phone line filter

been stewing a rant about the bluesky “own your data” shit when they give you a CAR file of stuff, no media included, no instructions on accessing the data inside. thanks cunts. i’ve made progress figuring it out using some third-party tools but I doubt the average non-nerd would find this useful

real ones know

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this is a fantastic article. libs and cons (same) cling to fptp to win false majorities. i voted liberal in 2015 for the promise of electoral reform. the second time i voted lib was for carney... to avoid pp's agenda. only for carney to implement it. burned both times. never again. #cdnpoli #prorep

this is not a laughing matter! that baby jesus is trying to steal your credit card details!!!

“Barbara come in here, we better fill this out, we don’t wanna be killed by ICE before the check from Bill Gates arrives”

“clung to power despite US opposition” what if I told you, dear centrists and liberals, that what people do by themselves in a foreign country is none of your goddamn business. the entitlement oozing out of that statement is staggering. oh the US didn’t like him? who gives a shit

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lmao

Why is the vatican in Rome but everyone speaks Latino

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

sometimes I mute people on the sincerely held belief that they don’t deserve to show up in my notifications

Big Hero 6 lmaoooo

👇 GRIFTER ALERT 👇 @mattmfm.bsky.social

Another Guy To Character Select.

lol. I ain't even mad p.s. fuck you aaron

this doesn’t even adhere to the laws of anatomy. skulls aren’t supposed to do that