BREAKING: Greg Bovino Dead After Being Left in Hot Car

i’ve heard that 10mg of fentanyl will fix that morale right up

my personal favourite clickhole bit is this one:

This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.”

@yourpalchase.bsky.social 1) cope and 2) seethe

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

bro they’re resisting your ass in the group chat

who’s making honeypot democrat signal chats to post goatse and/or pigpoopballs. @britculpsapp.bsky.social I assume?

my cousins a hammerhead shark. except for the shark part. i just hit him in the head with a hammer once

i will never vote for Gavin Newsom

discussing with local officials how city council proceedings would benefit from adding pro wrestling aesthetics

IM A ROIDED OUT TRANSSEXUAL SLEEPER CELL IN A TERF-FAB GENDER STUDIES CLASS PERFORMING EVIL MASCULINITY THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN

hopefully not too presumptuous but if all you rad people could update my account in your starter packs I would be forever grateful 💛💛💛

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OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS was the goddamn post that got my account PERMANENTLY suspended. what are we fucking doing here

starting an account where i just put skip skeets on photos of david lynch

rewatching Big Hero 6 to introduce 7yo. this movie is so damn good. everything is either funny in a cool way or cool in a funny way

just looked at kamala harris bluesky account, zero bangers

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehe “titular”

in terms of “red things you accidentally put in the laundry with the lights” a little piece of LEGO is probably the best case scenario.

media trust fund brunchlords have finally cracked the case

the 2A hypocrisy dunks are going to put me in the psych ward. we have always known their whole deal was “rights for me not for thee” they literally don’t give a single shit shut the fuck up

coffee so good you have to shit before the cup is even half finished

The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito

extremely good feeling when someone you like does something cool that confirms your suspicions that they are a smart and insightful

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

listen I know there are many horrors a bright spot for me last couple days has been the new Poppy album. if you like metal give it a go, it absolutely slaps

she cronjob my linux til I smashmouth

😭 all of my blocks are gone with this new account 😈 everyone who blocked me hasn’t blocked this new account

Regarding the Canadians judging or barking orders on how to handle what's happening in the US: Don't you dare crawl into the mentions of people bleeding and fighting in the streets to be smug or cruel when we have this rot festering, unaddressed, in our own home.

i like how if i log in from blacksky.community the new post box says “what’s poppin?”

apologies for the subskeet: “intellectual hierarchy”, and indeed, any hierarchy, erodes society and has never helped us one single iota. that’s just you being egotistical. shut the fuck up. what we NEED is class solidarity and trust. not this “me > you” bullshit

Maintaining eye contact to assert my dominance, while tongue punching my pudding cup.

Please help Juno. She does so much for our community. She has boosted my needs so many times. Please help if you can

Who called it cum and not testrickle?

(resist lib in 1939) uhh more like mild midler!!!

I deleted TikTok back when the Oracle purchase was announced but if you've still got it, you GOTTA dump it. Especially for trans folks. It straight up says in the new TOS that they--Oracle, the company that has active ties to the Trump admin--are monitoring and documenting trans and NB users.

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

it’s pronounced yiff

mario just cast a cataclysmic rain of fireballs upon a mushroom kingdom tenant action group meeting

we just got these carpets cleaned!!!

jerry has never done anything wrong . unless you count all the posts.

he also has an eyeball ring???? god damn mamdani leave some pussy for the rest of us

getting some kinda weird follows but... you gon learn