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does this to you

kei trucks. getting over my fear of drawing cars with some lil guys

Videos where someone slowly turns a canvas to face the camera are the same as wrist roll watch vids. I have no time for your antics and I shall be scrolling to the next video.

ive decided im going to become critical. im deeply concerned about bodies in spaces

So maybe in fifteen years people will finally start reading our posts again before yelling at us rather than just guessing what we meant from a few words.

“punching babies straight in the face is fine when there’s democratic leadership in place” that’s you. that’s how you sound.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

As a professional People's Misinformation provider i think its really funny to see ppl fall for my meme edits As a person i think we're slightly cooked if ppl believed in 3 lines of html edit, a date stamp of last year, and zero supporting evidence

I do not "plan" raids. I do not "organize" raid nights. I do not "ask to join". I WAIT for someone to INVITE me to their team. And if they dont TEACH, i DON'T do the raid

New kitten has already stolen my chair.

remember how for a brief period ppl were like oh no republicans are getting funny i feel like we can relax about that one thing, at least

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon

NATOs abysmal leadership under the Netherlands' worst export, Mark Rutte, just replied to "isn't NATO a joke over its hypocritical actions in Palestine and Iran" with "no, la la la la I think you're wrong la la la that's wrong la la la la no ha ha" and then moved on to the next question.

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

the only king i recognize is Oryx, the Taken King i fear

I swear these people just don't listen to themselves. Yeah, if I wasn't allowed to break into your house to steal and sell your furniture, my "stealing and selling your furniture" business would also be killed. That's good. That's a good thing.

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gromit but puppy

Hey, white leftists, maybe consider that when you talk about the harsh crackdown on leftist movements and murder by police of our leaders any time we get too coordinated, you are actually talking about black organizations almost exclusively.

of all the crimes Gen X and Elder Millennials have to answer for, twee names for apps is near the top of the list. i'm quibi-ing in your walls. i will sporkle you while you sleep. Tubi.

i have a confession to make: i love canned coffee. it's so aggressively bad and awful that i feel compelled out of morbid curiosity to try different brands that i see. it is literally always burnt to hell but they all have different notes of char and ash. i cannot fathom who is a repeat customer.

…. Babe wake up, the tourists are romanticizing one of the worst comic book movies ever made.

it’s been 4 months since everyone has abandoned Woke and everything is so bad Woke is starting to return already. Woke is back

Trump is using economic blackmail to force the UK to repeal all protections for LGBTQ people. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Marco Rubio just announced 10 more people were sent to be imprisoned in CECOT. They were flown there from Gitmo to be imprisoned potentially for life based not on any crime for which they were convicted, but on unproven allegations of gang membership with no due process. This is not lawful.

"You know, I feel like there's a special connection between us. Like we're two souls walking the same path." Cosplay: AnA 🦇 Photo: KotHunt 📸 #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #cosplay #Astarion #Astarioncosplay #bg3Astarion #bg3cosplay #BaldursGate3cosplay

i think about this post all the time

Priorities

Basically the entire women's history month proclamation by the White House is a list of transphobic actions.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

looks like its lid up

This might sting.

The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

if you say Gulf of America around me i will pick up human poop from a butt and throw it at you

JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’

WORDS ARE HARD

liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

i looked away and now i have 40k followers. literally how did that happen wtf. katie warhammerpussy

🖼️ Kassandra 🖌️ Diana Novich Kassandra as a portrait from El Fayum. Amazing art by linktr.ee/holepsi #greece #greek #history #art #mythology #pagansky #heathensky #videogame #egypt #egyptian

Sour spicy noods again!

im an L.L. Bean bitch