Technically you don't "teleport to Waffle House" when you teleport to Waffle House. You destroy all matter in the universe except for yourself and recreate a perfect copy of the world displaced by a few miles

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

It cannot be stressed enough how much of the Liberal establishment, its institutions, and pundits, oppose the war against Iran solely because they believe the US should be threatening to destroy Chinese civilization instead.

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But the awful lonesomeness is intolerable.

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

So now Hegseth's threatened to invade the Holy See. Are you SURE you can't excommunicate the VP, your eminence?

lmao what are vtubers doing

“Pentagon Pete” is so weak compared to “Pete Kegsbreath”

By all means, shut down international airports during FIFA and the Olympics. That’s going to really help the economy.

Please pay me lots of money to only work 20% of the time

Counterpoint: mercantilism especially on the high seas may lead to a resurgence in ostentatious hats with large feathers, new medical breakthroughs regarding scurvy

Someone on X asks what the writing on these beautiful Shinto toriii gates means. A Japanese user, unwilling to kill the magic and inform them these are the names of individual & corporate shrine donors, replies, "There are things best left unknown."

The Phantom Menace (1999) One of my favorite filmmaking wizardry*: the spectators of the Mos Espa's pod race are actually Q-tips (and some Micro Machines, including Prince Xizor from Shadows of the empire, 1996). That's movie magic. (*or... Quality tips)

I think Iran is being generous like genuinely

Actually it's completely fucked that it's "Looney Tunes" but then spelled "Tiny Toons"

Nintendo Fan Brags About Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score Like A JRPG Trailer In The Next Direct Wont Send Him Back To Doomposting

He doesn't deserve anything cute

The American Pope.. threatened to kill the American Pope…

A fish, already in the cooler on a boat, with a hole in its face where a hook was just mere minutes ago: nope, not taking the bait. nice try though lol

Did…the Trump regime lowkey threaten to kill the pope?

An extremely funny thing about retro rereleases that use unlicensed emulators is that you are basically committing the exact same crime (using software outside of the terms of its license) that has you so scared of downloading roms in the first place but now someone has monetized it.

New to BlueSky, huh?

A bright spot in the news. Firmly believe that right-to-repair suits like these are an irreplaceable part of progressive environmental policy worldwide

This is also the single best model I can think of to avoid 5/6/7+ year development cycles too - let a team build internal tools, workflows, pipelines, let them iterate, and repeat. Hiring/firing cycles (on top of the human pain) cause us to rebuild the wheel over and over, and is really inefficient.

Okay after some thinking I actually want John Cena to come out and announce it.

God these corny generalizations about what ALL MEN are like have been played out since at least 2014. And in any case I really don't think it would be that hard. The most difficult part would be tracking down the electronic signature of a craft from a whitelisted country and then faking it, but I th

one of the best to ever do it

a recent favorite of mine

classic

It's a toss-up between these 2, for me personally.

I know it's simple but it gets me every time

How many people spent an embarrassing amount of time looking to see if someone had already shared their fav only to finally look it up and realize it was from tumblr

It’s a contender.

It’s not necessarily that funny but this is my all time fave

bit of a two parter

there are so many good ones but for some reason this one always gets me ????

This one destroys me