Incredible cynical and probably off base idea: theyre fumbling Luigi so bad because they think it'll make it easier for them to pardon the right wing murderers who get caught when the years of lead really kick in

I'm going to do my best to alt text this because holy crap, everyone should know.

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Here's the email I sent to my senators this week, I have been contacting them regularly about this since May. Feel free to tweak it and make it your own:

My cardiologist: You have to stop supporting LGBT, it'll kill you Me: How dare you, this is a moral obligation The LGBT:

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

he's got whatever gene Tom Cruise has. on some unconscious level the man knows where every camera is at all times and make sure they only capture his good side.

Elon Musk is the type of failson The Art of War was written for

Mass effect four better have fat asari

"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity

i fail the 'verifying you are human' captcha check, immediately wires come flying out of nowhere and embed themselves into my flesh and begin to convert me into a hot robot lady (i am into this shit)

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

Patchouli Knowledge Huge Tits

I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.

i honestly feel like this logic is just an extension of what I'd call the Default Billionaire Mindset, which is that anyone anywhere owning anything at all is an act of theft

Well, then, *I* don't want to be there!

Whatever happened with this deeply strange investigation, we all agree that he didn’t do it, they don’t have evidence he did it, and he should be freed immediately

Oh wait, what am I saying, these are cops. They were probably too loaded on the job from stolen fent to properly detain and process him

Starting to buy the theory that they used a turboillegal surveillance program in this investigation, realize none of their evidence could possibly be admissible, and are intentionally bungling the case

The blockade of Venezuela is a disgusting echo of U.S. imperialism in Latin America. We were lied to about Iraq and WMDs, and an entire generation paid the price. Here we are again. We cannot let a wannabe dictator drag us into another forever war. www.axios.com/2025/12/17/t...

Fuck off you piece of shit

It's sad watching society collapse in real time. I'm at the park and I see this guy smoking fentanyl off of aluminum foil, drop his foil, and go into the fenty dance. I go "Hey! There are kids here! You need to be a better example. The recycling bin is right next to you!"

Imagine finding out you're the consolation prize for not landing Elon. I would drink battery acid

Ahhhh, l’amour!

*drops this and runs away*

Baku was in the latest episode with a lightning theme and dramatically shooting a pistol in a slowed down mid air pose don't think i don't see you trying to steal my wife's swag, young man

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

it's been 22 episodes and so far the only thing i can think of to make the show worth it was the barossa ep which is a sentence i never thought i'd say

one thing that's relatively easy to explain to people in radicalization is that someone may get attached to a feminine thing and the struggle of their enjoyment of it within misogynist societal expectations can lead to bad places. the harder part to explain is you're talking about my little pony.

Picking battles is very easy actually, if a game uses generative AI it can go in the trash, where it goes after that is none of my concern. If a CEO insists on planting his feet firmly on the side of using gen AI he can live with the consequences of his actions. I am not obligated to buy anything.

Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison. Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.

I like that the mysterious dark plans of CODE necessitated the guy in charge to make a robot avatar who has his disposable pawns ride on his back as a method of transportation

I think a Harry Potter adult might be the single most embarrassing thing you can possibly be. The dudes that write Nightmare Fuel pages for Nick Jr shows on TVTropes are cooler than you guys.

Ultraman Omega was crazy mid this week

Man Vs Baby is not great but I do recommend the previous entry, Man vs TheBee

If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.

One of the things that you see at the International Civil Rights Center & Museum in Greensboro, North Carolina is a Jim Crow era Coke machine that was designed to fit into a segregated bus station. One machine two sides. The Coke cost more on the Black side.

Every trans has its formers #transformers #maccadams

This is why the Catholic Church should not be allowed to run hospitals, doctors offices, or anything related to public health.

I am about as cynical a person as can be imagined when it comes to capitalism but I honestly cannot remember any development since the dawn of industry that immiserated so many people and created so much environmental havoc with so little to show for it

Primary every Democrat, jesus christ what good are they.

heartbreaking: blade so fragile it can only be handled in the delicate hands of a lesbian somehow in the possession of cloud strife, completely unharmed

Larian's horrible hirring process is an open secret in the industry – insane amounts of unpaid work in "writing tests", excessive numbers of interviews, months and months of back and forth, etc. Everyone in games narrative circles has heard the stories at this point, probably from multiple people.