Good Lord, a Father Figure music video would break the internet and win a VMA

Brushing off hands… “My work here is done”

Don’t make me choose between the Niners and the album drop! Wrap it up, boys

Man the Niners have really showed out unexpectedly. Very impressive given all the injuries

The president recounted a conversation with his defense secretary: “I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” —NYT

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality. I don't know how to yell any louder.

This is driving me crazy. Our democracy is in full crisis. Quit addressing policy that’s far removed from the essence of this dire moment. EVERYTHING is at stake, not mere rising premiums. This messaging is terrible. Meet the moment or get out of the way!

I’m really grateful for Pritzker. But that he’s so good at this also makes clear just how badly most other Democrats are failing to meet the moment.

I’m a Chiefs fan, but I don’t want them to win just because the Ravens are all laid out wounded like a World War 1 battlefield.

Everytime Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets to leave the kitchen.

Methinks Jaxson Dart is the real deal. Parts of his play remind me of Lamar Jackson, other parts remind me of Mahomes

Jesus, of course, was never convicted of a crime or anything...

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

Amelia Earhart truthers, report for duty. Your time has come

Some reporter better ask Trump why Hegseth is creating a Pearl Harbor of the top military leadership.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Is this supposed to be a threat? They did this exact thing while the government was open

As I was saying … yesterday

This game is so surprisingly good. I was sure Baltimore would dominate and make it uninteresting

1. Horses 2. Books 3. Beethoven symphonies 4. Autumn 5. First cup of coffee in the morning

I hope Kimmel begins his show with “As I was saying ….” And just lets loose with his thoughts about all that’s happened the past few days

Just retire and be Taylor’s husband for a while, then find your bliss Because I dont think football is it anymore. I say this with love

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

Being a reality-based, left-leaning person in America right now means constant, relentless gaslighting from all different directions. Just know that you aren’t actually taking crazy pills.

#booksky #reading #books #library

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I’m going to have so much trouble having faith in the “leftist” suspect Kash Patel’s FBI comes up with, particularly if he is killed while being apprehended

Charlie Kirk was a private citizen Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence

Found *many* of my daughter’s books in here. Every author needs to check

All the Constitutional scholars etc... can yell at me if they want but this Supreme Court is illegitimate and everyone who disagrees with whatever they say should ignore their edicts. That's my *solution* - they can try to enforce their own orders.

This, plus outlawing law enforcement wearing masks

I can’t believe I turned off the Bills-Ravens game in the middle of the fourth quarter because the score was something like 41-25 and I thought the bills had no chance

Vaccinated times create healthy people create health complacency creates anti-vaxxers creates unhealthy and dead people whose survivors create vaccines

Why don’t men get engagement rings? Why only women? Both get wedding rings, so …?

I’m so hyped for football tonight! I’ve been giddy all day

So sick of these pre-announcement announcements My bet: no, he’s not dead. No, he’s not resigning. Either parading doctors out to testify he’s the healthiest specimen to ever live, or he’s invading Chicago.

Live your life in such a way that if you have a serious car accident more people show up for you in the hospital than your business partner and medical provider.

RFK considers these waters nutrient-rich

Even during his first term when he was hospitalized for Covid and could barely breathe, they propped him outside to give a wave to the masses. We’re not even getting that this time

I want California to hire each and every one of the departing CDC folks and then set them up in labs here. Fuck it, we are on our own. Might as well grab the US brain drain while we can. We’re being treated like a foreign enemy anyway

Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.” Either way, they take zero responsibility.

They can issue JOINT health guidance, they can buy up supplies of needed vaccines, etc... [just on the health front]. Hire all of the excellent people who are resigning.

Today must have been like the day the world found out Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe had wedding plans

Today must have been like the day the world found out Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe had wedding plans

Today must have been like the day the world found out Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe had wedding plans

Truly a perfect union

Yes Taylor Swift your life of being a self made billionaire artist married to a hall of fame football player can finally be successful if you simply listen to what is normal from a man who dressed adults up in diapers and sent them to college campuses

The engagement’s just a distraction because some unpopular roster cuts coming this afternoon for the Chiefs to get down to 53 IYKYK 😉