I really really wish I was this person

Hmmmm. Seems the administration has been doing a little housecleaning this weekend. Shredder is full

A couple years from now we will learn how big a bribe the airlines coughed up

Things are really hopping down at ye olde plastic whistle factory these days. Stay safe, Charlotte

Honest question: what’s preventing the DOJ and Trump from simply shredding every single document mentioning him from the Epstein files before turning the rest of them—or only the ones mentioning Democrats—over to Congress?

This from the guy who buried the mother of his children on one of his golf courses

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

We’re inching ever nearer to seizing random brown people’s homes and turning them over to white nationalists as their “rightful” property. History is starting to stir—and send out rhymes.

Cannot emphasize enough how much I dislike the constant interrupting AI overlay Amazon is doing on this football game. Totally distracting visually and makes me want to switch over to ESPN’s Gamecast rather than fight my way through the weird, distracting overhead visuals

They want us all silenced, poor, scared, and in excruciating pain. Oh, and tattling on our neighbors.

I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really

thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014

Not one more dime, ever, to this party. To individual candidates, sure. But to the DNC? Nope. DCCC? Nope. DSCC? Nope. To partywide PAC’s? Nope, nope, and more nope. Never again.

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

Dear god make it stop

He has now erased fully 10% of the term to which Grijalva was elected.

It’s really just a banner night all around: NY, ME, VA, NJ, PA, CO, even Orlando FL, folks It’s okay to take joy in this moment even knowing the full wrath of the administration will be unleashed to fight this trend next year. A large majority is with us and that is formidable

"you don't know what it was like, kid. the streets were like nothing we'd seen before. bread, cheese, meat... we faced it all. you'd be walking down the block, saying hello to the locals, then BAM -- sandwich slams into your kevlar. the smell of mustard and onions... oh god! I can still smell it."

Love this idea

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

#NoKings UC Berkeley, where the Free Speech Movement was founded, baby!

I think I hate watch more football than I love watch. Tonight was glorious on the Rodgers hate watch front

Scratch the surface of most any “enlightened” tech rich guy and you’ll find a nascent authoritarian

Healthcare $0 Science $0 Education $0 Housing $0 Suicide Prevention $0 Infrastructure $0 Food Safety $0 Banking Regulations $0 Gun Safety $0 Argentina $40,000,000,000 Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000 Climate $0 someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.

he is one million percent in these chats

They don’t see themselves as enforcing immigration laws. They see themselves as deciding who gets to be American

Seeing a lot of "No Kings" protests groups using AI images lately You aren't resisting fascism by using their tools Be better than that

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It appears the lord may be withdrawing favored kicker status from Butker So sad

Yessssss

It’s a sad year to be a dual Chiefs and Niners fan

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I dunno. Based on behavior, beliefs, actions, speeches and (I’m shallow, I know) on appearance, if I was a betting woman, all my chips would be on Thiel being the anti-Christ. Because isn’t this exactly what an anti-Christ would do? Accuse another?

Literally why the English civil war happened. Literally. And the founding fathers specifically hated the mere idea of the executive doing that. Literal basic US legal history.

I fully believe this

Good Lord, a Father Figure music video would break the internet and win a VMA

Brushing off hands… “My work here is done”

Don’t make me choose between the Niners and the album drop! Wrap it up, boys

Man the Niners have really showed out unexpectedly. Very impressive given all the injuries

The president recounted a conversation with his defense secretary: “I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” —NYT

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality. I don't know how to yell any louder.

This is driving me crazy. Our democracy is in full crisis. Quit addressing policy that’s far removed from the essence of this dire moment. EVERYTHING is at stake, not mere rising premiums. This messaging is terrible. Meet the moment or get out of the way!

I’m really grateful for Pritzker. But that he’s so good at this also makes clear just how badly most other Democrats are failing to meet the moment.

I’m a Chiefs fan, but I don’t want them to win just because the Ravens are all laid out wounded like a World War 1 battlefield.

Everytime Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets to leave the kitchen.

Methinks Jaxson Dart is the real deal. Parts of his play remind me of Lamar Jackson, other parts remind me of Mahomes

Jesus, of course, was never convicted of a crime or anything...