Come get ur man (wife is out of town and I'm eating this all myself)

this is why you dont bitch about first in line housing policies, seattle. bc without them you get bidding wars for apodments. ps avoid landlord Doug Bambrick

I'm glad we're putting all our eggs in this basket

The worst part of the k shaped economy is we won't even get good garage sales when this recession hits

If that pedophile ends up being correct about humanoid robots I'm going to kill myself

Rudy Gobert rocks, I love watching him play ugly ass basketball

This outage is making it very difficult to pursue my inscrutable beefs

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

@redford.bsky.social @lexaprotools.bsky.social Sacramento is a suburb, it has no culture except failure and traffic worse than Manila. The Warriors are the 1/4 zip fleece team. Steph is corny, fuck you. Please have somebody funny for blazers next time youtu.be/3nCidQxxQT8?...

Fake illness, there were like two detections of cryptosporidium in the whole watershed. People really make being unwell their whole identity. Long COVID is real but some chronic illness people love nothing as much as writing their own infirmity fanfics

every 2-3 minutes I think of a new reason this is a terrible idea and return to this post to marvel at it

White 👇

Update from the Iranian guy I play soccer with who believes in ancient aliens: - Ending civilization stuff was a bluff - trust CIA and Mossad - we could open the strait any time we want - regime collapse imminent - Iranian people big fans of the bombing

Senator, at various times I have called you "disappointingly sympathetic to Israel" and "married to an heiress" and "so weird looking" but I'll take it back and vote for you again if you can please end the failed American experiment once and for all. Thank you -A Constituent

🫡 FDNY beating the absolute shit outta tha pigs www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/U...

Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran are doing what white people think Ukraine is doing.

broken clock situation sorry

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog. ME: Woow

This guy is such a little weasel. It's SO funny to be the acceptable face of the times' deranged terf brain trust. Your clever little column is the teaspoon of sugar that sells it to the libs you smug prick.

Oops, turns out the green new deal was obviously a good idea and a way to seize the next century of global leadership! Ah well too late now. In our defense electric cars make you look like a pussy

in 2003 if you were around you were privileged to see a world-historical debacle unfold in slow motion and since you're around today you get to see one even bigger. astounding

Shout out to my Iranian diaspora teammate who tells me that the American Israeli bombing campaign has 95% support with the Iranian people and also that there was an ancient race of giants/aliens leaving Zoroastrian symbols around the world

Strategy? gay Tactics: based

This is an evil and irredeemable country I hate it so much

Merry Christmas to all my many enemies and to the deranged, radical lunatics who wish for more daylight - which we start losing in 178 days.

Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely

If you start going to Mosque as a white guy with a beard you must have to work really hard to assure people you're not FBI. You'd have to stock up on little jokes to acknowledge the elephant in the room. I think the micro aggressions would get to me

Dawg you can't be diagnosing people parasocially

Felt pretty good that I was DL more than the guy next to me even just getting back to the gym and then realized he was doing bent over rows lmao get fucked. Levels to this

Love coming across a devastating parody of American fatuousness and realizing they're completely earnest and straightforward. 4 microwave hamburgers for breakfast, good lord. I hope he gets the job with his ethical company and they treat him with care!

The Custom Oregon Plate FURRY was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #FURRY

Lmao the Utah Jazz broadcast is doing a Karl Malone throwback puff piece segment. That man raped kids, get the Vaseline off the lens

Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

Shout out to the "Don't deport our workforce!!" sign I saw at the no kings rally

Generational talent

Only a guy a suave as me has only one line in a movie but appears in the credits twice. 😎

@agoldman.bsky.social were you in Boston Johnny!?

Portland City Council member Angelita Morillo humorously criticizes Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, leading to laughter from CNN's Boris Sanchez.

Did you or a friend or a family member get attacked by Trump’s brown shirts this weekend? I’d like to hear about it and maybe do something about it. My email is jchavez [at] ojrc [dot] info. Please put “Seeking Legal Advice re: ICE Building” in subject line. All inquiries are confidential.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

My coworker was talking about not knowing how to watch the lions any more so I messaged her on the side offering to share the good streaming sites. She left me on read. She's from the Midwest, I don't think they do that. I guess she probably thinks I'm a pervert

I know we're horror posting about vaccines rn but I've got the trader Joe's pizza dough dialed IN with my home oven and feel that is also important

This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...

I'll be Bouie's #1 fan the day he comes in from the cold

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

Man, fuck Deni Avdija, I want this genocide apologist off my team