Merry Christmas to all my many enemies and to the deranged, radical lunatics who wish for more daylight - which we start losing in 178 days.

Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely

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If you start going to Mosque as a white guy with a beard you must have to work really hard to assure people you're not FBI. You'd have to stock up on little jokes to acknowledge the elephant in the room. I think the micro aggressions would get to me

Dawg you can't be diagnosing people parasocially

Felt pretty good that I was DL more than the guy next to me even just getting back to the gym and then realized he was doing bent over rows lmao get fucked. Levels to this

Love coming across a devastating parody of American fatuousness and realizing they're completely earnest and straightforward. 4 microwave hamburgers for breakfast, good lord. I hope he gets the job with his ethical company and they treat him with care!

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Lmao the Utah Jazz broadcast is doing a Karl Malone throwback puff piece segment. That man raped kids, get the Vaseline off the lens

Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

Shout out to the "Don't deport our workforce!!" sign I saw at the no kings rally

Generational talent

Only a guy a suave as me has only one line in a movie but appears in the credits twice. 😎

@agoldman.bsky.social were you in Boston Johnny!?

Portland City Council member Angelita Morillo humorously criticizes Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, leading to laughter from CNN's Boris Sanchez.

Did you or a friend or a family member get attacked by Trump’s brown shirts this weekend? I’d like to hear about it and maybe do something about it. My email is jchavez [at] ojrc [dot] info. Please put “Seeking Legal Advice re: ICE Building” in subject line. All inquiries are confidential.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

My coworker was talking about not knowing how to watch the lions any more so I messaged her on the side offering to share the good streaming sites. She left me on read. She's from the Midwest, I don't think they do that. I guess she probably thinks I'm a pervert

I know we're horror posting about vaccines rn but I've got the trader Joe's pizza dough dialed IN with my home oven and feel that is also important

This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...

I'll be Bouie's #1 fan the day he comes in from the cold

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

Man, fuck Deni Avdija, I want this genocide apologist off my team

One time I went on a date with a girl and we used her military spouse ID to get veteran rates at the art museum. And may I say, thank you for your service marine 🫡

Oh yeah, that's the stuff

I manifested this when I bought his jersey on deep clearance at TJ Maxx after he left

I would kill to play some 5 v 5 w pop up goals w Zohran

Quit your job, man

Dem strategy rn is to make the voters smoke the whole pack so they learn their lesson before the midterms, and that is just not going to cut it when dems can't message and won't fight. Like, we're going to need a fourth founding to fix this, why are they so smug about losing?

Incredible goggle work from this marine www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Check this shit out

I wish we could stop baring our ugly souls to the world youtu.be/ruNrdmjcNTc?...

Now to just soft land this genocide and world war

This is fucking dark, man. Might is everything. It's the hour of the wolf. We can't turn this thing around without some major upheavals. Pray for an economic crash, it's probably the kindest option.

I'll have more to say tomorrow, but I'll note that we observe an increasing share of higher income earners in the county - a class who is often referred to as our tax base, and who is apparently fleeing due to this tax. Chart by economist Mary King.

Mandy Moore bought a book when I was working the cash register. She had a custom "MM" credit card and I was like "why does the name Amanda Moore seem so familiar?" Then I googled it and found out Ryan Adams was a monster.

Good lord, Tyrese Haliburton. I'm a believer

are we supposed to mourn THIS guy

Well. What do you expect to happen when you increase the suffering and death in the world and offer no political recourse for ordinary people. If the only language being spoken is violence why wouldn't you speak it

Hero

Woodcrafts Kent, MN

Was 24 at the time, played "smear the queer" at recess, got a v good LSAT but couldn't get into any top 14 schools due to bad resume/personality. Have learned to treat women like people, not call things I don't like gay, things of that nature. If that turns you into a fash dipshit you always were

Standing on business

Oh is there a saviorball happening? Did the Son of Man score a resurrection? Is it good when this cup passes not from him, not as he will but as Thou wilt? Is that like a touchdown?

i hated making this video but not as much as i hate billionaires

"When mass protests broke out against his policy, Biden repeatedly condemned the activists as violent and antisemitic, responding to outlier actions that didn’t represent the movement. Biden’s slander helped splinter the Democratic coalition, giving Trump a potent wedge issue." shorturl.at/K4cPI