DK should be unsuspended and given some sort of humanitarian award for not putting this guy in the hospital

on the plane to this damn xmas wedding and my movie sound doesn't work. im gods cursed beast

once again imagining cracking his soft boiled egg head

so suck a little dick if you’re getting that much heat for it do u wanna be a writer or not

"The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.” ... When the decision was revealed, I knew I would never own a house."

I bet you even normies are done with this shit. I haven't seen one declarative hed in forever. This wishy washy nonsense is dogshit and everyone knows it. 'Maybe something happened guys but only maybe'

They called 911 for help. Police and prosecutors used the junk science of "911 Call Analysis" to decide they were liars. (Published 2022)

you have my attention

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

god save my little broken body

christmas on bluesky

LOGGING ON

Wife just walked into the room and said 'what the hell is going on' lmao

merry Xmas to the kids forced to work at the weed store today

Christmas hat

someone’s gotta give John McTiernan like $200m for one last job before he dies. he could save action movies and redeem himself for his criminal past

my favorite thing about McTiernan is that going to prison made him woke www.theguardian.com/film/2023/ju...

Any orchid experts? My kid has had a big supermarket plant that he dotes on for a year. It seems healthy— new leaves, lots of new silvery green roots— but it doesn’t seem interested in flowering. It sits in a west-facing window, but our yard is rounded by very tall trees.

Rock ‘25

oh I left my annually updating thread on twitter so I’ll start over here. My mother in law gives me the same rock every Christmas. I love my rock

um...

“Hopped Up (On Xmas)” Dressy Bessy — A Very Cherry Christmas 9 (2013)

merry christmas here is this years christmas song from me to you

♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,

He mean as hell but can cook!!!

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s

loser country

MALE ONLY POST —————————— MEN'S EYES ONLY —————————— Fellas, it is now the night of Christmas Eve. Time to search around the house for stuff to pass off as thoughtful gifts to the wife and kids. Another year of paint cans from the attic and no one will be any the wiser. —————————— END OF COMMUNIQUÉ

catching up on spy x family (excellent holiday viewing tbh) and I cannot believe they put anya in a fucking battle royale bomb collar

i would fuck five hundred guys and i would fuck five hundred more just to be the guy who fucked a thousand guys and then went back for more la la la (la la la) la la la (la la la)

my mom: “he’s not pressing the buttons on that accordion.” thank you for cutting through the BULLSHIT.

Oh we are so cooked www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/b...

2nd RoF post this week. something's in the air....

This is an absolutely brutal journalism prediction for 2026. And it might be right.

PNW governors are cookin w damp wood, ill tell you what

this post has everyone at christmas eve dinner crashing out. everyone is yelling / has bluesky open / is finding opponents to donate to. literally has ruined christmas lmao

important www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtME...

Absolutely scuffed. Nothing left. Call it a day.

Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support, and asks folks that want to help to give back to the community by donating to a local organization of your choice.

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

The second LaserDisc Rip today is rarer than the first, and also is by Japanese City Pop artist Tats Yamashita. Early 90s. New York City. Real people. A single day documented from morning to midnight. Christmas comes early this year: Christmas in New York. archive.org/details/chri...

weed store closed at 330 today but opens at 8am tomorrow? make it make sense. dont do that to your employees, man. I mean its very convenient for me but at what cost

WA Dems who voted for the Laken Riley Act: * Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez * Kim Schrier * Dan Newhouse